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Things You Will Never Hear Them Say On Spongebob Squarepants.

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    ComicCrystal

    [62]Sep 13, 2006
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    I didn't make these up, but when Tom Kennk was a presenter at the Creative Arts Division of the Emmys, he did the "Three Things You'd Never Here Spongebob Say" in his voice:

    1. Let me assure you, Vince Vaugn and I are not engaged.

    2. You'll have to slow down, Mr. Gibson- What was that? What did you call me? A sugar-what?

    3. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER------- SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER------- PLANE!

    Watching him do those totally made my night.
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    SpongeSebastian

    [63]Sep 16, 2006
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    Mr. Krabs: I'm giving my money to charity!
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    Clockerevac12

    [64]Sep 17, 2006
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    Squidward:Spongebob Why didn't You anyone Me

    Spongebob:Shut Youre Pie Hole You  (Dolphin Chrp)

    Mr.Krabs:Continue Mr.Squarepants

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    SpongeSebastian

    [65]Sep 17, 2006
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    SpongeBob: I can read.
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    4EverGreen

    [66]Sep 18, 2006
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    Patrick: "Spongebob, I really don't know what I'm talking about half of the time." Mermaid Man:"I'm going senile!" Barnacle Boy:"You're not going senile Mermaid Man, you still remember breakfast, so you're not senile yet!" Kevin:" I really wish that Spongebob would join my Jellyfisher's club." Squidward:"If I could just learn to stop being such a stuck-up tight-wad most of the time and just learn to have fun with Spongebob, I probably wouldn't get seriously hurt as often as I do when I Don't try to have fun!"
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    Clockerevac12

    [67]Sep 23, 2006
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    Patrikc Star:Stingray Sucks Bad Boys who Cry are In

    Squidward:Stingray rules Boys who Cry made Me Cry

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    SpongeSebastian

    [68]Sep 23, 2006
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    Patrick: I went to college.
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    4EverGreen

    [69]Sep 23, 2006
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    King Neptune:"Can somebody get me the number of a good hair-restoration company?!" Mindy:"Mustaches really can't make you look more like men, boys!" Mrs. Puff:"Speed up Spongebob! I feel the need for speed!"
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    dooddooddood333

    [70]Sep 23, 2006
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    Mrs. Puff : Spongebob! You did so well on your drivers test! You pass,and you're now officially legalized to drive.But I will also miss you dearly.( starts crying. ) You were my best student driver ever!
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    gogetenkusu

    [71]Sep 23, 2006
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    SpongeSebastian wrote:
    Patrick: I went to college.

    He did go to college.
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    Kametsou

    [72]Nov 9, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    SpongeSebastian wrote:
    Patrick: I went to college.

    He did go to college.

    LMAO...

    Gary: Hello. How are you today?
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    ying101

    [73]Dec 21, 2006
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    Mr.Krab to plankton: Here that's secret formula 4 the krabby patty,buddy

    Plankton to Mr.Krab:Y would i want the secret formula, I have you as my friend

    Edited on 12/21/2006 12:25am
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    Oekelion

    [74]Dec 22, 2006
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    Okay, here's what I got

    Patrick: E=MC2

    Spongebob: Hey Patrick, I just got my driver's license!

    Squidward: Spongebob, come with me.

    Squidward: Patrick, come with me.

    Patrick: u will be pwned

    Squidward: Mr. Krabs, can I get double overtime

    Sandy: What's so great 'bout dumb 'ol Texas anyway?

    Patrick: Hey, Spongebob, I got a job.

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    sonicrules2007

    [75]Jan 10, 2007
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    Spongebob I hate the krusty krab I hate Patrick and I hate Gary
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    spongebob21

    [76]Jan 11, 2007
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    Patrick: I love you spongebob

    Squidward: spongebob you my best friend

    patrick: I live in a million dollar house

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    spongebob21

    [77]Jan 11, 2007
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    Patrick: I love you spongebob

    Squidward: spongebob you my best friend

    patrick: I live in a million dollar house

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    dumb_person1

    [78]Jan 11, 2007
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    Plankton: I'm gonna sell the Chum Bucket to Mr. Krabs.
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    paul_mccartney

    [79]Jan 11, 2007
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    Mr. Krabs: I think I'll give all my money to charity!
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    not_grape

    [80]Jan 11, 2007
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    Spongebob: Screw you!

    All I got. Everyone else posted my ideas. Has this been posted yet?
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    laugher5000

    [81]Jan 13, 2007
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    Patrick: Screw you, Flats!
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