Okay, here's what I got
Patrick: E=MC2
Spongebob: Hey Patrick, I just got my driver's license!
Squidward: Spongebob, come with me.
Squidward: Patrick, come with me.
Patrick: u will be pwned
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, can I get double overtime
Sandy: What's so great 'bout dumb 'ol Texas anyway?
Patrick: Hey, Spongebob, I got a job.