It's been more than 2 months, but I'm finally ready to conclude the first episode of "Total Cartoon Action!" Episode 1: "Reptar's Revenge" (Continued) / Stimpy is running as hard as he can and as fast as he can, but the giant Reptar machine is still easily keeping up! Stimpy says: "Stinky, I don't think this running away plan is working! Reptar is not running out of energy! How long can his batteries hold out?!" (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "The beauty of the Reptar machine is that it NEVER runs out of energy, because I AM the batteries, and until I catch every single one of the contestants, I will NEVER stop running the Reptar machine!" (End Confessional) Stinky says: "Well, if we can't outlast Reptar's energy, we're just going to have to make Reptar malfunction somehow!" Stimpy says: "But how am I going to do that?" Lil zooms in, driving the double decker bus, and abruptly stops in front of Reptar's path! And Reptar abruptly stops, not wanting to trip over the magically transformed bus! General Barracuda, watching the action remotely says: "What does that crazy girl think she is DOING?!" Lil says: "Stimpy, you don't have to think up of an idea on your on! I thought up of one with Norbert and Treeflower!" Stimpy says: "You mean they didn't leave you?" Lil says: "They did, but I met up with them again in the water, and I had them build the greatest wooden product that beavers can build!" And Norbert, wearing Daggett's Muscular Beaver outfit, is pushing a GIGANTIC wooden bucket filled to the brim with water! Stinky says: "How did you build something THAT big so fast?!" Treeflower jumps into the scene, and says: "Muscular Beaver is a superhero, who can accomplish things at a super speed! My favorite superhero, it's time to rust this giant rustbucket!" And Norbert using his superhero might, throws the giant bucket of water over Reptar, and the electronics go haywire, causing General Barracuda to feel a painful electric shock! General Barracuda says: "Oh no! A short circuit! I'm losing control of the--(BOOM!!!!)--machine!" General Barracuda is charred black and the Reptar Machine is scorched in burns as it falls over backwards, completely powerloss! Stimpy says: "Norbert, that was amazing!" Norbert takes off his Muscular Beaver outfit and says: "I know!" Stimpy says: "In Hollywood, California, I personally know a superhero named Powdered Toastman. And while he may be great, I think your Muscular Beaver powers are even better than his!"
Norbert blushes and he says: "I'm flattered that you think that!" Sniz suddenly poofs out of nowhere thanks to the magic of the Fairy Godparents and says: "Congratulations to Stimpy, Stinky, Norbert, Treeflower, and Lil! You've outlasted Reptar! As a reward, you will get a decided advantage in our next big challenge! Now, all that remains is to rescue the other contestants and find the cast trailers!" Stimpy says: "I would, if I only knew where they were." Lil says: "I know where they are! I've been all over the set! Just follow me and you will see!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "In these kinds of competitions, its always a good idea to have friends you can fall back on. I owe my success today to Norbert, Treeflower, Lil, and my son, Stinky. I couldn't have done it without them!" Stinky comes out of Stimpy's left ear and says: "Thank you for saying that, dad! That really means a lot to me!" (End Confessional) The remaining, uncaptured contestants arrive at King Julien's Bouncy castle where the captured contestants have been waiting, and have been bored out of their minds! Ren says: "Stimpy?! You actually came to rescue me?!" Stimpy says: "Of course! You helped me get out of the Pet Pound way back in the early days! It's my turn to return the favor!" Craig says: "I'm glad you guys have finally showed up!" Larry says: "No kidding! I was actually getting tired of admiring my body!" (Confessional) Ren says: "Stimpy is such a noble cat. He's always willing to put others before himself. I don't think he has a selfish bone in his entire body. He makes me proud to call him my friend. Sigh, I wish I could know how I can be more like him." / Larry says: "I could've broken out myself using my lobster claws, but I'm saving my cut-throat energy and cunning tactics for later on this season when I will REALLY need to use them! Until then, I'm just biding my time and coasting on Craig's personality!" / Craig says: "While we were waiting in King Julien's bouncy, Larry the Lobster offered to make me, Craig Mammalton, into his first alliance member! He says that my good relations with the other contestants will be useful for the both of us, and can win us great things! Larry has a lot of skills that I wish could be mine to have!" / Larry says: "It's too early in the game to tell, but I'm going to wait and see just how Spongebob and Sandy play this game.
If they prove to be good players who will work with me, I shall have them join my Inter-team alliance. If not, I will figure out the best possible way to get rid of them as soon as possible, before they become a threat to me!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Fellow contestants, as of right now, your suffering has come to an end!" And Stimpy bears his cat claws, pops the protective seal of King Julien's bouncy, and it deflates, allowing the contestant's access to the outside. Sandy says: "Well Haggis, I don't usually say this, but I was wrong for once. You were actually right about Stimpy!" (Confessional) Craig says: "Sandy was actually WRONG for once?! That was the most shocking thing I've ever heard in my life! That's almost as shocking as me NOT having a glorious tan on my body!" (End confessional) Haggis says: "Don't worry about it. Age and experience often teaches you things that youth and naiveity can not." Otto says: "Well, it's been fun and everything, but it's time we get to our cast trailers! That means YOU, Judy Funny and Blue Arrow!" And Blue Arrow and Judy remain lip-locked and hug-locked as everyone follows Lil Deville to the cast trailers. (Confessional) Reggie Rocket says: "My brother can be SO impatient with others! He's impatient to me, impatient to our father, impatient to his friends, instructors, and impatient to people he hardly even knows! He might have gotten away with being impatient LAST season, but I have a gut feeling that his impatience might really cause him trouble if he doesn't watch it!" / Rocko says: "Just because Otto is being impatient with others, doesn't mean that we should be impatient with him. It's like Buddha once said; you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him be patient. That Buddha is so profound." (End Confessional) The contestants finally arrive at the cast trailers, at the exact opposite end of the film lot that is farthest away from the studio entrance! Pearl says: "That's just typical! They ALWAYS put the goal in a place where you have to go through the largest amount of obstacles just to get there!" Patrick says: "Jellyfishing has its own obstacles to, you know." Skipper says: "Not as many obstacles as a penguin training course, though." Marlene says: "Come on, Skipper. You're not going to start THAT again, are you?" Sniz comes out of the green-painted movie trailer and says: "Contestants, you have come to the end of day one, although with the amount of time it took you guys to overcome Reptar, it felt more like TWO MONTHS rather than one day!" Sandy sighs and says: "I know. We've REALLY got to work on our time-management skills!" Sniz says: "Boom Vets, since your team was the only team to have contestants that remained uncaptured by Reptar, you get first pick of the trailers! Either the green ones, or the red ones." Treeflower says: "Norbert, what's your preference?" Norbert says: "Whatever YOUR favorite color is, my little lamb chop." Treeflower says: "We'll pick the green ones!"
Larry groans and says: "Oh man! The winning team ALWAYS picks the better color first!" Sniz says: "Anyways, I'd advise you to unpack your bags, eat dinner, than get some rest. We're going to have a busy day shooting our next challenge tomorrow, and filming begins at 6:30 AM sharp!" Susie sighs and says: "That's great! Another season of discontent!" Sniz says: "And if you have any complaints, don't bother taking it up with me, because I'll be too busy eating caviar and drinking Paris Purple Flurp to help you!" (Confessional) Rancid Rabbit says: "Sniz thinks he's such hot stuff, keeping his life of luxury separte from us! But I didn't get to be the Mayor of Nearburg for 13 months for nothing! In the next challenge, I'll show everyone what Rancid Rabbit can do!" / Dog says: "I don't mind the tough challenges or the harsh conditions of this show at all! It still beats sharing a body with Cat!" (End Confessional) Lil and Stimpy head into the bedroom of their trailer, and turn out the lights as they get into bed. Lil says: "This was an exciting first day we had, wasn't it Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "It sure was, Lil. And I have a feeling that tomorrow will be even more exciting than today. And as long as we face everything together as a family, we will get through this game okay! No matter what happens! Isn't that right, Stinky?" Stinky rests in Stimpy's right ear and says: "Right, dad." Stimpy says: "Life doesn't get much better than this. I'm so happy and content just the way we are." (End Episode) Episode Notes: The two teams, the Boom Vets and the Network Noobs are formed; featuring returning contestants from season 1 and new season 2 contestants respectively. Larry forms an alliance with Craig Mammalton, and General Barracuda is now working behind the scenes to make the season 2 challenges extra tough! Nobody is voted out in this episode. Episode Quotes: Look above! Enough said, true believers!