Sorry about the LONG wait! I've been UBER busy with my work in summer semester college, but I'll make up for it by getting right down to the next episode of "Total Cartoon Island!" Episode 22: "Loser's Last Resort" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Welcome to a special episode of Total Cartoon Island. Over the past 21 episodes, you've watched Spongebob, Sandy, Stimpy, Otto, and Lil fight their way past every single challenge that was thrown at them, in order to make it to the Final 5. As a reward, we're letting the campers enjoy all the luxuries our camp has to offer, by giving them the week off. Tonight they will await the word of their fate, and see who will get eliminated in another tense bonfire ceremony. But what has happened to the other cartoon celebrities? The 18 other contestants who couldn't go the distance? What fate has fallen them? Where are they staying? And who do they think deserves to win $150,000? You faithful viewers out there are about to find out, as this time, the Losers get a say in who ends up winning, as they dish up all the dirt and gossip on how they REALLY feel about the 5 preliminary finalists. (Confessional) And you WON'T want to miss a minute! (End Confessional) The voted-off cartoons are about to let it all hang out on Total Cartoon Island!" And Sniz gets on a boat driven by Fondue that drives away from the camp island. / After the title sequence, the boat driven by Fondue arrives at another island, where Sniz and Fondue get off the boat. Sniz says: "Welcome back, to a special place we like to call Loser's Last Resort. A deluxe 5 star hotel with all the luxuries of home, and none of the stress of having to work on an intensive schedule in a busy cartoon show. Here the beaten boys and girls have been taking time to nurse their wounds, heal their relationships, and contemplate on their careers and contestant HAS-BEENS! Let's find out from the campers themselves!" / Roger Plotz is relaxing in a jacuzzi wearing a lot of rapper bling. Roger says: "I tell you, competing on this game show is the best thing I've done in my life! I have gotten SO much more exposure to the national media then I could've ever thought possible, even WITH the Internet! It's honed me to a sharper edge, making me focus on more important goals, like how to be nice to girls, and even work on my skin condition!" /
Patty Mayonnaise and Doug Funny are sitting on a beach chair together near a swimming pool. Doug says: "After I was able to get all of my bandages and stitches removed from Barry's mauling that he gave me, I found out that this place was a a pretty sweet way to help me exercise, tan, and train in hopes of getting onto the next season of this show." Patty says: "You said it. This place is SO much more fashionable than that old lame-o island. If I had known that this was where the losers got taken, I would've got my butt kicked off in the 1st challenge! But now that I'm here, I can spend more time with Doug! (Kisses Doug) I forgot! Which one's Doug?!" (Doug gives her the look) / Helga G. Patacki is lifting weights. Helga says: "How would I characterize MY experience on the Island? Easy! It stank! But at least my anger management sessions have improved a bit." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" And Helga slaps a steak on Patty's face. / Ren Hoek is sitting at a table near a juice stand. Ren says: "I've accepted that I lost the game, but I still find it hard to accept how well Stimpy is doing without me. Apparently, Stimpy is more cunning, resourceful, and 'dangerous' than I ever thought he could be. But at least he's remained a good team player. I'm actually glad I had my time on a game show. It made me realize that there were some issues I needed to work on. I thought that Stimpy was the only guy I could be a friend with. But I finally found another. Daggett the Angry Beaver! There's just something about him that kind of reminds me of myself, only furry and with a lot more energy. Daggett has really complemented me during my stay here. I'm thinking after our stay here is over, we can move somewhere to where we can live the life we want to live." Patty says: "Are YOU Doug?" Ren says: "Uh, you're joking right?" Patty says: "Why would I joke? Could you at least give me a hint?" Ren says: "If you HAVE to ask, you'll never know." / Daggett is in the shallow end of the swimming pool, while Norbert is kissing with Treeflower in the same area. Daggett says: "Me and my brother have got SO much to talk about ever since we arrived here! Don't we, Norbert?"
Norbert says: "Oh, right! We'll get back to our canoodling later Treeflower. Okay?" Treeflower says: "Take all the time you need." Daggett says: "First off, I'd like to send a shout-out! Forest Friends and acquaintances near our beaver dam, give it up for the Angry Beavers! Being on the show was really fun, but it was also really hard!" Norbert says: "You don't need to tell me about it, we've lived it! I thought getting my fur pelt shaved off was going to be such a TERRIBLE time. But I found out that it's not so bad and you kind of get used to it. I enjoyed all the different challenges that I got to participate in." Daggett says: "So did I! But that's not all the both of us had to endure. My older brother and I also suffered through a hardship of another kind." Norbert says: "We got into our first major family fight that wasn't a scripted part of our show. It was SO major and pushed our loving brotherly bond to the limit." Daggett says: "But we totally managed to recover. And sadly, it was still little consolation when I got separated from Norbert. Saying good-bye was the hardest thing I ever had to do." / Angelica Pickles is sulking in a dark corner all by herself, with her hair STILL an awful mess! Angelica says: "This game show has been nothing but trouble to me and all my hopes for the future! I had my whole LIFE ahead of me! My name, my aspirations, my dreams, SHATTERED! I'm filing a lawsuit for wrongful elimination! YOU CAMPERS ARE WITNESSES! I was UNFAIRLY kicked off!" Roger says: "I didn't see anything." Bunny says: "You got me." Ren says: "I must have missed that episode." Daggett says: "What is she talking about?" Helga says: "Didn't see it, don't care." Angelica says: "You all KNOW what happened! Everyone ganged up on me and got me shoved out with a stupid wish to a stupid cartoon dragon powered by STUPID fairy magic!" Treeflower says: "Stop complaining! At least YOU didn't get eliminated by a rigged vote like I did, yet you don't see ME threatening anybody's life, such as Jimmy Neutron's!" Patrick says: "If you really wanted to complain, why didn't you get voted off in the first challenge like Roger did?" And Angelica punches Patrick so hard, he gets knocked out cold.
Patty says: "Honestly Andrea, you just would've been voted off in another episode had you survived that one. Except for Otto, nobody actually likes you." Angelica says: "You liar! EVERYBODY likes me! I'm the best Nicktoon ever! I should be in the Final 5 right NOW!" And a coconut drops on Angelica's head. Angelica says: "Excuse me! What is a coconut doing here?! Coconut's don't grow in MICHIGAN people! If those Fairy Godparents want to drop props on my head, they should at LEAST make them geographically correct!" And a bunch of snow and a skier suddenly drop over Angelica. Patty asks the skier: "Are YOU Doug?" / Bunny says: "Everybody has different methods of coping with losing. I'm eating more carrots, Jimmy Neutron's trying to impress Suzie Carmichael, and Aang the Avatar has gone on a speaking strike in protest of his early elimination! He won't even advertise his own show! Now that is dedication. Stupid dedication, but it's still dedication all in the same." / Phoebe is trying to tan herself and says: "What was MY favorite part of the show? Getting to tell Angelica Pickles off! It made me feel so empowered and enabled! And now that I'm dating Patrick Star, I feel that anything can become possible for me!" Patrick gets up and says: "Hooray for my Asian female girlfriend!" / Jimmy Neutron is busy attempting pull-ups on a set of cross-bars. Jimmy says: "This game show has been a really complicated time of my life. I entered it in an attempt to prove to Cindy Vortex that she was wrong about what she said about me, and in the end, I actually proved her right by doing just what I thought that I wouldn't do. After apologizing immensly to Treeflower and trying various ways to prove myself to Suzie, I'm trying to work up my body so that I'll have more strength to match my strong brain. Because I see no reason why my strong brain shouldn't have a stronger body to match my strong brain." / Suzie is busy grilling up a couple of Steaks. Suzie says: "Don't get me wrong. This place is nice and everything, but I'm STILL mad at Otto for picking Angelica over me! At least that girl got HER just desserts in the end! I could live without Jimmy's ridiculous attempts at trying to impress me. But I must admit one thing. He's sure got a way of winning over people with his determination and charm. I'm kind of beginning to like him." /
Chuckie Finster says: "Did I get anything out of the show? NO! It was COMPLETELY and TOTALLY uneventful!" Reggie Rocket says: "You kissed a guy!" Chuckie says: "I did not!" Reggie says: "Did too!" Chuckie says: "Didn't!" Reggie says: "Did--." Chuckie says: "NOT!" Reggie sings: "Did, did, did, did, did-did-did-did-did-did-did-did!" Rocko says: "I can break this tie. The mate TOTALLY kissed Ren in his sleep!" Chuckie says: "I have, no comment." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" Chuckie says: "I WISH!" / Treeflower says: "Even though I was eliminated, I have still benefitted immensly from my stay on the show. I'm in the process of writing a book, getting a contract with a publishing firm, and becoming the next J. K. Rowling!" Bunny says: "But J. K. Rowling is a British female human!" Treeflower says: "So? I'll be a J. K. Rowling for Beavers! Move over Harry Potter, and make way for Furry Beaver!" / Rocko and Reggie are hugging each other in the jacuzzi. Reggie says: "I'm so glad I get to be with you again." Rocko says: "The feeling is mutual. Now we can stop worrying about all the challenges and get to know each other on a much deeper, personal level." Reggie says: "In that case, I can't wait for the party we're going to have tonight!" Rocko says: "I'll be ready and raring to go!" / Sniz says: "And there you have it. The short, long, tall and skinny on how the campers would describe their experiences. Now they're going to dish out who they think should win the whole game show." / Patrick says: "Spongebob is beyond popular and has got talent coming out of his sponge pores! Spongebob has a decade of popularity and an ultra succesful movie to back him up! There's no way he can lose!" / Chuckie says: "If I had to vote for anyone, I'd vote for Otto Rocket. That teen woke up from a majorly monster nap and brought our team back from the brink of a potential defeat to total victory!" Helga says: "Otto is a strong competitor. He got 5 Killer Beavers to gang up on 1 Screaming Cat at the same time. I like the way he plays." / Bunny says: "I like rooting for my fellow land animals. I'm not sure if I can decide between Sandy Cheeks and Stimpy J. Cat. They're both fierce competitors."
Treeflower says: "I can't think of anything negative that can be said about either Sandy or Stimpy! And I can be pretty creative with what I want to say." Angelica says: "Sandy and Stimpy might have a FEW strengths, but they're not REAL creative geniuses! I was a cacluative player! I came up with STRATEGIES! It should be ME playing for $150,000!" Ren Hoek says: "Shut up, you eediot! You're here, you lost, get over it!" / Jimmy Neutron says: "Other than me, Sandy Cheeks was the smartest camper on the whole show! I believe that she can cream the rest of the stupid competition and win the grand prize!" Suzie says: "Sandy is smart, pretty, and practical. And she's got some life goals! I'd get behind her ANY day!" / Reggie says: "I'd like to vote for Otto, not just because he's my brother, but for the way he helped the other campers defeat that evil bully of a girl named Angelica Pickles!" Angelica says: "Hello! I'm right HERE! I can hear every word you're saying!" Reggie says: "Than I don't have to repeat myself!" Angelica says: "I HATE you!" Reggie says: "And I hate YOU!" Norbert says: "And I love almost EVERYBODY!" / Patty say: "Let's talk about Spintop Cubeshorts." Everyone else says: "Spongebob Squarepants!" Patty says: "Right! From flipping Krabby Patties to blowing bubbles to jellyfish hunting, to a bunch of other cool stuff, Spongebob is REALLY in a league of his own!" / Angelica says: "Spongebob, Otto, Lil, and Sandy are all just a bunch of spoiled winners! Stimpy was the only character that never really hated me! I'm going to enjoy watching Stimpy take those other losers DOWN!" Sniz says: "Those are strong words, Angelica. Now why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?" Angelica says: "I just DID!" / Rocko says: "Lil is crazy, but she's fun. I think she stands a good chance of winning." Roger says: "Lil was the coolest and funnest girl on the show. I'd vote for HER to win!" Phoebe says: "I think Stimpy should win." And Fondue suddenly appears through Fairy Magic! Fondue says: "Thank you Wanda for--!" Sniz says: "Fondue! You're missing something important!" Fondue looks down and says: "Oh great! When I wished for Wanda to wish me out of the shower and to this island, she did it without DRESSING ME first! Oh well, might as well get this over with!" Sniz says: "This is where the fun starts!"
Fondue says: "It's time for the ultimate twist of the night! As of right now, you 18 losers are in charge as to who will be the 19th loser who joins you!" Daggett says: "This is SO exciting!" Ren says: "It's the best, Daggett! Now we get a chance to enjoy ourselves in a BIG way!" Fondue says: "Here's how it works! There are no marshmallows! I will ask every camper here who they think should join them at this resort. Norbert, since your brother shares a brain with you, I'll start with the both of you." Norbert says: "I really miss SPONGEBOB, it would be so great to have him here!" Daggett says: "You said it! SPONGEBOB would be so much fun here!" Fondue says: "That's two votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Fellow beavers, what are you THINKING?! If you like SPONGEBOB, keep him in!" Fondue says: "That's three votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Wait! I want a do-over!" Patrick says: "You're just voting off my best friend to spite me!" And Patrick tries to start slapping Treeflower who tries slapping back! Treeflower says: "Get off of me! You pink sea-star!" And they both fall into the pool! Ren chuckles says: "I just KNEW I'd see some fun here!" Bunny says: "I'll tell you something right now, and I'm not even going to THINK about voting SPONGEBOB off! OOPS!" Patty says: "Don't worry, I'm NOT going to vote for SPONGEBOB!" Doug says: "PATTY!" Patty says: "No, Duncan--I mean Doug! You can't vote for ME, you have to vote for someone who's IN the Final 5 like SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "That's 6 votes for Spongebob!" Reggie says: "Come on, PEOPLE! No one vote for SPONGEBOB!" And futily tries to cover her mouth! A green parrot says: "AWWK! SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "Eight votes for Spongebob!" Jimmy says: "Fondue! That's Cosmo! As a parrot! He probably isn't even aware of who SPONGEBOB is!" Cosmo squawks: "Cosmo wants SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "TEN!" / Spongebob inexplicably finds himself being hoisted by Jorgen Von Strangle who dumps Spongebob into the Vote of Losers, and all Spongebob can do is just give off a shocked, blank stare. When he arrives at Loser's Last Resort, he STILL has the same shocked, blank stare.
Fondue says: "And then there were four! Sniz, wrap it up!" Sniz says: "That's all the time we have for today! Stay tuned for the next couple of exciting episodes where we get into the quarter-finals where the Final Four will face off for $150,000!" Cosmo squawks: "Awwk! Spongebob!" / Episode Notes: Except for Aang who is on a speaking strike, all of the eliminated contestants get a chance to speak in this episode. Spongebob is accidentally eliminated when his name is said 10 out of 18 oppurtunities. Episode Quotes: Look above! Enough said, true believers!