(Disclaimer: Unless you have seen the "Ren and Stimpy" episode of "Son of Stimpy," than this episode of "Total Cartoon Island" will make absolutely no sense.) Episode 23: "Return of the Son of Stimpy" Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, Fondue and I caught up with the 18 loser campers at a place called Loser's Last Resort. Some have handled the reality of losing better than others, some cartoon characters were jaded about their loss, and Angelica wouldn't stop complaining about how she deserved to be in the Final 5. But the biggest twist was that for once, the losers were put in charge of deciding who was going to be the next camper to join them at Loser's Last Resort. An even BIGGER twist was that Spongebob got voted off by a 10 over 8 vote. I certainly never saw THAT coming! Now it's down to 4 campers. Who will prevail in the Quarter Finals? Who will be eliminated? And who will lose their mind in this clever episode?! Find out right now on Total Cartoon Island!" / After the opening theme song/title sequence rolls, Sniz is back on the dock, but it is now raining, HARD! Sniz is holding an umbrella over his head and says: "Welcome back to Total Cartoon Island! When you film a reality show at a camp, it's never easy to predict what the next day's weather is going to hold. Mother Nature can be pretty fickle. But not for us! Our Fairy Godparents always ensure us that the weather is precisely what we ask for! And today, we've asked for nothing but the wet stuff, and they're giving us all the rain this camp can handle!" / On the front porch of her cabin, Sandy is busy trying to draw sketches for new inventions, but she has a very tired look on her face. Otto walks up to the porch and says: "I hate to break it to you Sandy, but burying yourself in technological work, drawing, and sleep deprivation isn't going to bring your boyfriend Spongebob back. All it's going to do is bring you a case of premature wrinkles. Oops! They're already under your eyes!" Sandy says: "You know what? Why don't you do the rest of us a favor and vote yourself off?!" Otto says: "What? And miss competing against you in the Final rounds? I'd never dream of doing anything like that! Without Angelica, the only reason this game show is even WORTH playing, as far as I'm concerned, is measuring myself against some worthy competition. And as far as I'm concerned, you're the only camper who falls under that qualification."
Sandy says: "So Lil and Stimpy don't pose any concern to you whatsoever?" Otto says: "Lil might have some skills, but she's totally crazy! Her mental behavior prevents her from giving a 100% in challenges. And Stimpy's luck has actually been better than I thought it would be by winning him a few challenges, but he's not an aggressive competitor. He doesn't have a reason to be aggressive, and the only thing that has motivated Stimpy to stay here is Lil Deville. Once Lil is gone, Stimpy won't be too far behind." Sandy says: "And what happens if things don't go according to your plan? Do you have a backup plan for such situations, like I do?" Otto says: "Backup plan?! PHBBT! I'm Otto Rocket! I don't NEED no stinking backup plans! My plans ALWAYS work!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Where's Spongebob when you need him?! If he was at camp right now, he could just soak up all the pouring rain that's drenching camp and we wouldn't be wet right now! It would almost be like living in Texas if I could just have Spongebob again!" / Otto says: "I've discovered something recently. Believe it or not, being a competitive person DOES have its drawbacks. I've made myself into such an excellent athlete by playing so many different sports and beating so many competitors, that it's starting to get really hard to find anyone of my skill level to play against! Of course, it's not exactly MY fault that Stimpy and Lil can't measure up, but that's just life facts! And if Sandy's so smart like she says she is, she'll realize this fact all too soon." (End Confessional) Lil looks up at the sky from inside her cabin and says: "Does anyone know how long this rain is going to last?" Otto says: "How should I know? Why don't you ask the brainy squirrel?!" Sandy sarcastically says: "Brainy squirrel, I never heard THAT insult before." Otto says: "Come on! I was trying to hand you a compliment!" Sandy says: "Well, seeing as how the Fairy Godparents are generating all this weather, it's not going to stop until Sniz and/or Fondue tell them to stop." Otto says: "Yeah, and that sucks. I can't even play any of my extreme sports in this extreme weather. No one in their right mind wants to compete in this rain." Lil says: "Even I wouldn't want to compete in this rain, and I'm the CRAZY Deville twin!" Sandy says: "I'm just surprised there's something that would keep the two of you from wanting to compete. I mean, I could perform ANY challenge in this rain IF I wanted to!" Otto says: "I'm not saying that I wouldn't do a challenge in this rain, I would just prefer to avoid it." Lil says: "You said it! By the way, has anybody seen Stimpy?"
Otto says: "I think he went off to use the Confessional." (Confessional) Stimpy says: "I can't believe it! I'm in the Final Four! I bet Ren is really excited to see me make it to this point in the game! I feel really bad for Sandy though. While Lil still has me here as HER boyfriend, Sandy doesn't have HER boyfriend! It just doesn't seem fair that Spongebob got removed from the show the way he did. (FART!!!!) What was that?!" (End Confessional) Stimpy quickly rushes out of the Confessional and says: "Campers, CAMPERS! You're not going to believe what just happened!" Otto says: "We probably won't." Stimpy says: "I was in the Confessional, and I just wanted to confess stuff. There's just something about a Confessional that makes me want to confess." Otto says: "Maybe it hasn't occured to you that you can't spell confessional without the word, confess." Stimpy says: "You also can't spell confessional without the word, ion. But that's not what I want to tell you! I was just starting to share my thoughts on Lil, Otto, Sandy, and Spongebob; when I experienced the weirdest thing that ever occurred to me." Otto says: "How weird was it?" Stimpy says: "I made a new sound. It was kind of small, it was kind of smelly, and do you know what else?" Sandy says: "What else is there, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "It came out of my butt!" Otto says: "O...kay. So let me get this straight. You made a small sound, and it smelled, and it came out of your butt?" Stimpy says: "Exactly!" Otto says: "You've REALLY lost it. That can't even technically be called as a thing, as far as a thing that you can experience. That was a fart, a small pressurized buildup of gas that exits out of your gluteus maximus, everybody has them." Stimpy says: "It wasn't just a fart, it wasn't! I gave birth to my own son!" Otto says: "An imaginary friend? That's even worse! The only people who HAVE imaginary friends is Timmy Turner, Chuckie Finster, and Dil Pickles!" Stimpy says: "Stinky's NOT imaginary! He lives and I can prove it to you!" Otto says: "You know what? I have a better idea; how about you DON'T and say you DID?!" Stimpy cries: "How could you be so mean to me?! I'm not making anything up! Stinky IS real! He IS real! How do you LIVE with yourself at night?!" Sandy says: "Stimpy, I'd love to believe that you had a son as much as you do, but you've got to look at the situation scientifically. I mean, you honestly don't believe that when you have a fart, it means giving birth to a child."
Stimpy says: "And how would YOU know?! You've never had children either!" Sandy says: "At least I CAN have children, and normally! Not all of those freaky alien ways like you see in sci-fi movies!" Lil says: "Why can't you believe Stimpy? Have you even SEEN Stinky?!" Otto yells: "How can you see a fart?!" Stimpy says: "He's NOT a fart! He's my son, and he's missing! He could be lost, hungry, cold! He NEEDS his father! He needs his father!" Otto says: "Stimpy, for the last time, you can NOT call yourself a--!" Sniz says: "Skater boy, Crazy girl, Texas squirrel, Stimpy, I know you're in the middle of an 'engaging' conversation, but I need to tell you about a developing situation. Due to all the rain that's going on, all of tomorrow's activities that have even the SLIGHTEST chance of fun have been cancelled! Today there's rain, tonight, there will be rain, and tomorrow's forecast calls for rain, rain, MORE rain, with a 100% chance of rain!" Otto says: "That's your big announcement?! Talking about the weather?! You just wasted 5 minutes of my life that I'm never going to get back unless Sandy can fix up a time machine or something!" Sandy says: "That can be arranged, but not for the purpose YOU'RE thinking of!" Lil says: "And what purpose are YOU thinking of?" Sandy says: "You don't want to know!" Otto says: "That's just fine with me! I've had enough pointless discussion for one day. I'm going to bed!" Lil says: "But it's only 6:30 P.M.!" Otto says: "So? It's probably 3:00 in the morning in Paris, France, which means that it's bedtime SOMEWHERE in the world!" And Otto walks into his cabin. Sandy says: "It's not like we're going to miss anything by going to bed early." And Sandy walks into her cabin. Stimpy says: "Wait you two! What about my son STINKY?!!!" Lil says: "Stimpy, I don't know WHERE your son could be, and I wouldn't know where to look. We don't even know what he looks like? How can we find him? If I knew the answer to ANY of those questions, I could find Stinky in a heartbeat!" Stimpy says: "There's nothing stopping you! It would mean more than anything in the whole world to find out where my son is!" Lil says: "But this weather is not the time or place to do it in!" Stimpy cries: "Why can't you understand?! Even if it snowed, even if it was as cold as it could possibly be, I'd search ANYWHERE for Stinky! It's the only thing a father can do!" And Stimpy runs headfirst into the pouring rain! Lil futily cries: "WAIT! Come back! Why is Stimpy not thinking straight?!"
Otto says: "Look at the tea pot calling the kettle black." Lil says: "I have no idea what THAT metaphor means! But Stimpy could hurt himself out there in this weather!" Otto says: "Tough beans! He made his bed, and now he can sleep in it!" Lil says: "I don't know what THAT metaphor means, either!" Sandy says: "The point is Lil, you can't go rushing off after Stimpy without a plan. Technically, I'm not sure if Stimpy has a plan for his search and 'rescue.' And I don't want to see you catch hypothermia!" Lil says: "Neither of you believe in Stimpy! Why would you doubt him? He's never lied about anything before. Why would he lie now? He's got nothing to gain by lying." Otto says: "PHBBT! I STILL say that Stimpy's just doing it so he can get more camera attention!" Sandy says: "It's probably nothing but your standard teenage angst. Your frustrations, pent-up anger, paronoid aggressivenes, it doesn't matter. Just ignore and the problem always goes away." Lil says: "So you think Stimpy is coming right back?" Otto says: "Do monkeys like bananas?" Lil says: "What does THAT metaphor mean?" Otto sighs and says: "The answer is, YES; Lil!" Sandy says: "He wouldn't last a day in this rain!" Lil says: "You're wrong. He could make it a week, so I'll give him a week." Otto says: "I'm giving him 28 minutes." (Sad music plays, Confessional) A floating puff of green gas is seen sort of sitting in the air. Stinky says: "What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to live? Where is my dad? Where is the cat who brought me into this world? I need to know where my dad is at! I don't know where else to go!" (End Confessional, dramatic music plays) A montage of sceens of Stimpy walking through the forest during pouring rain is featured. Stimpy keeps calling: "Stinky? Stinky!" He looks high, he looks low, he looks here, he looks there, he looks practically in anywhere, but he can't seem to find his son. But while Stimpy's off searching, something is happening to the cabins the campers are sleeping in. The water rises up to a high level, and a monster tide RIPS the cabins right off of their foundations and carries them away in the middle of the night, and the Confessional gets taken with it as well!
(Confessional) Stinky says: "What's happening now? Why is this building moving?! There's so much going around here that I don't know! I need my dad to explain this to me!" (End confessional) In the morning, Otto slowly wakes up to the sight of...a bunch of wild pigeons from "Hey Arnold!" Otto says: "What?! Who brought this flock of birds?! Lil, tell me you did NOT leave the window open last night!" Lil says: "Why do I ALWAYS get blamed for everything weird that goes around here?!" Sandy says: "The window was shut tight before we slept. The wind must have blown it open!" Otto loudly says: "Than SNIZ must get better animal control around here! (Nothing happens) I SAID, Sniz must get better animal control around here! Where is he?!" Otto opens the door and says: "Girls, I don't think we're at the camp sight anymore." And when the girls catch a peek of what Otto is seeing, they find out he is right! They're on an entirely new island populated by wild versions of all the animal characters that appear on "CatDog!" Lil says: "What Brave New World can have such people in it?" Sandy says: "Whatever it is, I don't think we're over the rainbow." Lil says: "I don't know what THAT metaphor means, either!" / This is the first segment of the episode that I will write. I will write up the second part on another day. Enough said, for now!