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    spongy3000

    [1]Jan 6, 2006
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    You can make your own jokes, and someone has to answer them and you either tell them "right" or "wrong", or a "no" and the real answer. Then, the next person makes a joke, and etc.

    I will start:

    Why is Spongebob so good at fry cooking?
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    gogetenkusu

    [2]Jan 7, 2006
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    I can do this!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Okay, I give up.
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    spongedude49

    [3]Jan 7, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    I can do this!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Don't tell me!!! Okay, I give up.

    Me too, why is SpongeBob so good at Fry Cooking?
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    spongy3000

    [4]Jan 7, 2006
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    He went to clown school!
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    lazlo_dork

    [5]Jan 7, 2006
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    What made Spongebob so bad at driving?
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    MrRandomStupid

    [6]Jan 7, 2006
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    a tub of V8 orange kiwi blend?
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    spongy3000

    [7]Jan 7, 2006
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    When he was little, he liked crashing toy cars into walls, holes, etc.
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    lazlo_dork

    [8]Jan 7, 2006
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    Wrong!Because he hasn't had a Krabby Patty yet.
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    gogetenkusu

    [9]Jan 7, 2006
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    spongy3000 wrote:
    He went to clown school!

    I don't get it
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    spongy3000

    [10]Jan 7, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    spongy3000 wrote:
    He went to clown school!

    I don't get it
    He can juggle and remember when he threw patties at Squidward's face? Pure clown acting, just like how clowns throw pies at each other in the face!
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    spongedude49

    [11]Jan 8, 2006
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    How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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    spongegab13

    [12]Feb 5, 2006
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    Which creature makes the best sandwiches

    The peanut butter and jellyfish!
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    spongegab13

    [13]Feb 5, 2006
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    Where did the seaweed find a job?

    In The Kelp wanted ads!
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    spongegab13

    [14]Feb 5, 2006
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    What does Patrick's best friend d before he sleeps?

    A sponge bath!
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    spongegab13

    [15]Feb 5, 2006
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    How did Squidward when he found an electric eel in his clarinet?

    He was shocked!
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    spongegab13

    [16]Feb 5, 2006
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    What can you eat on a sunday?

    A sundae!
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    spongegab13

    [17]Feb 5, 2006
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    Who's yellow and dances in an undersea barn?

    Spongebob Squaredance!
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    spongegab13

    [18]Feb 5, 2006
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    What does Patrick's best friend keep in his closet?

    Spongebob's square pants!
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    spongegab13

    [19]Feb 5, 2006
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    What does Spongebob eat three times a day?

    A square meal!
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    spongegab13

    [20]Feb 5, 2006
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    Why does Spongebob always get in trouble?

    Because he's always in deep trouble!
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