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    spongegab13

    [41]Feb 5, 2006
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    where do baby crabs like to sit on?

    A crab-sitter!
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    spongegab13

    [42]Feb 5, 2006
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    Why did the shark go crazy?

    Because his brain got damaged!
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    spongegab13

    [43]Feb 5, 2006
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    What medicine shall you get when you forget karate?

    Karate cure medicines!
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    spongegab13

    [44]Feb 5, 2006
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    What is an octopus's favorite meal?

    An octopus with octopus sauce!
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    spongegab13

    [45]Feb 5, 2006
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    Well, those are my jokes. Hope they made you laugh!
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    spongedude49

    [46]Feb 5, 2006
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    spongegab13 wrote:
    Well, those are my jokes. Hope they made you laugh!

    That's spamming. You should've put them all in one post...
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    spongedude49

    [47]Feb 5, 2006
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    spongedude49 wrote:
    How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    2...one to keep the bulb warming up something and one to actually find the bulb.
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    gogetenkusu

    [48]Feb 5, 2006
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    spongedude49 wrote:
    spongegab13 wrote:
    Well, those are my jokes. Hope they made you laugh!

    That's spamming. You should've put them all in one post...

    Said the person who just double-posted.
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    spongedude49

    [49]Feb 5, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    spongedude49 wrote:
    spongegab13 wrote:
    Well, those are my jokes. Hope they made you laugh!

    That's spamming. You should've put them all in one post...

    Said the person who just double-posted.

    Said the person who...d'oh!
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    Clockerevac12

    [50]Feb 5, 2006
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    What's Pink and Square at the same time

    Patrick Squarepants.
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