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    [21]Feb 5, 2006
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    where does spongebob sleep?

    In a water bed.
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    [22]Feb 5, 2006
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    What do you get when you cross a pig and a squid?

    An oinktopus.
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    [23]Feb 5, 2006
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    Who cleans the rooms of Bikini Bottom hotel?

    The mer-maids!
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    [24]Feb 5, 2006
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    Who is a dumb, great starsponge living undersea?

    Patbob Starpants!
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    [25]Feb 5, 2006
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    what kind of bear always gets a C?

    A C-bear!
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    [26]Feb 5, 2006
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    When is Spongebob like a bell?

    when he's wrung out!
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    [27]Feb 5, 2006
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    what did the patty do when it saw Spongebob's spatula?

    It flipped.
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    [28]Feb 5, 2006
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    When Spongebob talks to Squidward, what comes out of squidward's mouth?

    squid words.
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    [29]Feb 5, 2006
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    How did Spongebob get across the beach so quickly?

    He took a shore-cut.
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    [30]Feb 5, 2006
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    What games do fishes love to play

    Swim and Seek, salmon says!
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    [31]Feb 5, 2006
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    What does Spongebob use to rite home from the beach?

    Sandpaper.
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    [32]Feb 5, 2006
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    What kind of a starfish is Patrick?

    The starfish who is not very bright.
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    [33]Feb 5, 2006
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    What will happen to Plankton if he breaks the laws?

    He will be sent to whale!
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    [34]Feb 5, 2006
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Pourous
    Pourous who?
    Pourous some water. We're thirsty.
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    [35]Feb 5, 2006
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    Where do fishes like to go?

    in Finland.
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    [36]Feb 5, 2006
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    Why can you trust Spongebob?

    He always gives you a square deal?
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    [37]Feb 5, 2006
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    Where do squirrels like to buy things?

    At The Squirrel Mart!
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    [38]Feb 5, 2006
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    What will happen if you eat a talking octopus?

    You'd act like one!
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    [39]Feb 5, 2006
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    Where does Mr. Krabs ride?

    On a crab!
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    [40]Feb 5, 2006
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    What would Spongebob be if he baby sits and solving a family feud?

    An undercover sponge-sitter!
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