SpongeBob SquarePants: Favorite Spongebob Quotes

sweet3303
[1]May 6, 2007
member since: 05/04/07
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My favorite is:
Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat sir? May I take your...
Squidward: *slaps patrick* Alright, I've heard enough!
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NegiSpongie
[2]May 6, 2007
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Patrick: Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
SpongeBob: That didn't help at all.
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sweet3303
[3]May 6, 2007
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Spongebob: We blew it pants!
Pants: What do you mean we?
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minerva73
[4]May 6, 2007
member since: 03/25/06
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Old Man: I can't decide what to order.
Squidward: You already ordered.
Old Man: Don't rush me, young lady!

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SpongeSebastian
[5]May 6, 2007
member since: 06/15/05
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Here's one of my favorites:
Mr. Krabs: No, don't shoot! Okay, shoot me but don't take me money.
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talonmalon333
[6]May 6, 2007
member since: 10/06/06
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Patrick: The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma.
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minerva73
[7]May 6, 2007
member since: 03/25/06
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Here's a good one:
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah!
Patrick: Oh, absolutely!
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sweet3303
[8]May 6, 2007
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SpongeBob: TADA! A perfect Patty.
Squidward: Alright SpongeBob, hand it over. [waits] Well?
SpongeBob: [hesitates] Hey Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it?
Squidward: [sarcastically] Oh gee, SpongeBob, now that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the Patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple, while YOU wait in the unemployment line!
SpongeBob: No!
Squidward: Then bring the Patty here NOW!
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NegiSpongie
[9]May 6, 2007
member since: 07/26/06
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Customer: You!
Plankton: Me?
Customer: You think this is funny?
Plankton: In cosmic sort of way, yes.
Customer: Well, mister funny man, (holds up a krabby patty) is this how how you get your sick kicks?
Plankton: What? It's just an ordinary krabby- (looks at a hideously cooked krabby patty) OH MY GOODNESS! Squidward!
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sweet3303
[10]May 6, 2007
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Patrick: Math is power!
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sweet3303
[11]May 6, 2007
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Spongebob: Barnecles! Patrick what did you eat?
Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
Spongebob: No, I mean just this morning.
Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
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Lampard1902
[12]May 6, 2007
member since: 03/28/07
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Patrick: *laughing* Merry Christmas Spongebob (from "the secret box")
Edited on 05/06/2007 4:33pm
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SuperMario1992
[13]May 9, 2007
member since: 05/10/07
level: 3
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Squidward: "Has anyone ever played an instrument before?"
   *Patrick's hand goes up*
   Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
   Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
   *Patrick's hand goes up again*
   Squidward: "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either."
   *Patrick's hand goes down*
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sweet3303
[14]May 9, 2007
member since: 05/04/07
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Spongebob: Why does it take more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?
Fish: Why?
Spongebob: Because they're so darn stupid!
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NegiSpongie
[15]May 9, 2007
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Patrick: You gave me the ugly!
ScpongeBob: (screams) Patrick: What am I gonna do? I can't go out looking like this.
SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. There's power in pride.
Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. I always thought if I were as ugly as that guy I don't know what I would do. What's my mom gonna say? Oh my gosh, if my sister finds out, but it's a good thing I don't have a sister. And the bank! Well it one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but...
SpongeBob: PATRICK!
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dumb_person1
[16]May 10, 2007
member since: 12/13/06
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Here is one of my favorites:
SpongeBob: It's this the part we start kicking?

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SpongeSebastian
[17]May 10, 2007
member since: 06/15/05
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Another one of my favorites:

Patrick: You're a turkey!
SpongeBob: What's that?
Patrick: It's what you are!
SpongeBob: Well, you're a bigger one!
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dumb_person1
[18]May 10, 2007
member since: 12/13/06
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Also another one of my favorites:
Squidward: I want you to empty your mind.
SpongeBob: Empty my mind.
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twinsthatrule
[19]May 10, 2007
member since: 05/08/07
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posts: 1,489
Ours is''I'm talking to a billboard'' that is spongbob in Have you seen this snail
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charmedvtmom
[20]May 10, 2007
member since: 08/28/05
level: 19
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posts: 158
I like when SpongeBob says "and hows that working out for ya?" or something like that.
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