SpongeBob SquarePants: Favorite Spongebob Quotes

NegiSpongie
[41]May 19, 2007
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Mr. Krabs: (Bends over, reaching his keys, until his back cracks) AAARGH! Me back!!
Spongebob: Are you hurt, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: (In sardonic tone) No...I'm just doubled over in pain fighting back tears in me eyes, because it's a new dance craze!
Spongebob: Oh, good. I thought you were hurt...
Mr. Krabs: I AM HURT, you idiot!
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twinsthatrule
[42]May 22, 2007
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Spongebob: i would like to buy this piece of plastic with this piece of plastic
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ying101
[43]May 23, 2007
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Spongebob: Man, this working out thing isn't working out.
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AgentNetscape
[44]May 23, 2007
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Spongebob: "Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!"
Spongebob: "Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!"
Patrick: "My ice cream! It's alive!"
Squidward: "This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color."
Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Random Guy: "No."
*Few seconds later*
Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?"

*Squidward is playing his clarinet (so it sounds really loud and horrible) when there is a knock at the door, he answers it, and there is a doctor standing there.*
Doctor: "Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises..."
Squidward: *SLAM* (door closes)
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ying101
[45]May 23, 2007
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Patrick: let's take bikini bottom and move it to another safer place.
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princess_henide
[46]May 23, 2007
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Patrick: Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb! XD
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twinsthatrule
[47]May 23, 2007
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Spongebob: It's funny because it's true
I forgot what episode this quote is from I think it's the laugh box one right?
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twinsthatrule

[48]May 23, 2007

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AgentNetscape wrote:

Spongebob: "Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!"

Spongebob: "Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!"

Patrick: "My ice cream! It's alive!"

Squidward: "This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color."

Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Random Guy: "No."
*Few seconds later*
Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?"

*Squidward is playing his clarinet (so it sounds really loud and horrible) when there is a knock at the door, he answers it, and there is a doctor standing there.*
Doctor: "Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises..."
Squidward: *SLAM* (door closes)

LOL I love that episode Band Geeks

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twinsthatrule
[49]May 23, 2007
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twinsthatrule wrote:

Spongebob: It's funny because it's true
I forgot what episode this quote is from I think it's the laugh box one right?

I just found out the episode I was looking for It's called Funny Pants
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NegiSpongie
[50]Jun 30, 2007
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Karen: Plankton! What are you doing down in that basement?
Plankton: Oh Karen, my darling computer wife, I was just...
Karen: You were just loafing, you're supposed to be pruning my gladiodas!
Plankton: But, suger-circuts, I'm trying to conquer the planet!
Karen: Well, try to conquer that leaky water heater while you're down there!
Plankton: I'll be up in a minute my little screen queen, why don't you take a nice bubble bath? (mutters) While you're still plugged in.
Karen: (sarcastically) Ha ha!
Plankton: Wha- that wasn't me!
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SpongeSebastian

[51]Jun 30, 2007

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NegiSpongie wrote:

Karen: Plankton! What are you doing down in that basement?
Plankton: Oh Karen, my darling computer wife, I was just...
Karen: You were just loafing, you're supposed to be pruning my gladiodas!
Plankton: But, suger-circuts, I'm trying to conquer the planet!
Karen: Well, try to conquer that leaky water heater while you're down there!
Plankton: I'll be up in a minute my little screen queen, why don't you take a nice bubble bath? (mutters) While you're still plugged in.
Karen: (sarcastically) Ha ha!
Plankton: Wha- that wasn't me!

That's not a real quote.

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NegiSpongie

[52]Jun 30, 2007

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SpongeSebastian wrote:

NegiSpongie wrote:

That's not a real quote.

It's from the best day ever album.

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SpongeSebastian

[53]Jun 30, 2007

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NegiSpongie wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:

NegiSpongie wrote:

That's not a real quote.

It's from the best day ever album.

Is that a song?

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NegiSpongie

[54]Jun 30, 2007

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SpongeSebastian wrote:

NegiSpongie wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:

NegiSpongie wrote:

That's not a real quote.

It's from the best day ever album.

Is that a song?

No, it's the part from the radio station. When Plankton jams the stations signal.

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rez825
[55]Jun 30, 2007
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patrick: is mayonaise an instrument?
patrick: i need to draw some new batteries (he has a drawn watch on his wrist)
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NegiSpongie
[56]Jul 1, 2007
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SpongeBob: If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your liscence in my face!
Patrick: I am not rubbing my liscence in your face! THIS is rubbing my liscence in your face! (starts literlly rubbing his liscence in SpongeBob's face)

Patrick: It stopped working so I threw it away. The needle was on 'E' so I figured it means 'end'.
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basselope7
[57]Jul 5, 2007
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Patrick: Can we say that PLANTS from Texas are dumb? Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb?
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SpongeBob: He doesn't need us anymore, and despite all we've been through, it was worth it.
Patrick: Yeah. Let's have another.
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SpongeBob: MR. KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr. Krabs: I need another idea!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I have an idea!
Mr. Krabs: Why can't I find another idea?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I have an idea!
Mr. Krabs: Great Neptune in heaven, I need an idea!!!
(SpongeBob comes down from the ceiling in an angel costume, singing) Mr. Kraaaaaabs, I have an ideeeeeeeeea!!!
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mike197
[58]Jul 5, 2007
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From 'The Secret Box'
Patrick : Its for me to know and for you to NEVER find out. You may be an open book, Spongebob, but I'm a BIT MORE COMPLICATED than that. The inner-maconations of my mind are an enigma *goes into his thinking bubble and we see a milk carton fall over*
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