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    twinsthatrule

    [21]May 11, 2007
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    Plankton:Repeat every thing I say ok
    Plankton:tomato
    Spongebob: Tomatoe
    lol thats funny It's from Fear of the crabby patty
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    Kappa_Mikey_Fan

    [22]May 12, 2007
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    SpongeBob: "Patrick this isn't good!"

    Patrick: "You're right! It needs mustard!"

    -from "The Thing"

    Edited on 05/12/2007 3:13am
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    charmedvtmom

    [23]May 14, 2007
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    Plankton: I'm gonna take over the world

     SpongeBob: Well OK, good luck with that!

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    NegiSpongie

    [24]May 15, 2007
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    Squidward: Take off that wig! You look even more ridiculous than usual!
    SpongeBob: Well, I think it looks cool.
    Mr. Krabs: You wouldn't know cool if I locked ya in the freezer
    SpongeBob: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the feezer! So I think I know what cool is.
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    JayElleEmm

    [25]May 15, 2007
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    i love in the episode where they make fun of texas "who needs dumb ol' texas" "WHAT did you say?"

     and when barnicle boy trises to take over.. and they call themselves "EVIL" "Every Villian Is Lemons"

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    SpongeSebastian

    [26]May 15, 2007
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    NegiSpongie wrote:
    Squidward: Take off that wig! You look even more ridiculous than usual!
    SpongeBob: Well, I think it looks cool.
    Mr. Krabs: You wouldn't know cool if I locked ya in the freezer
    SpongeBob: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the feezer! So I think I know what cool is.
    Hahaha! That's also one my my favorites.
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    dorkeyONE91

    [27]May 16, 2007
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    I like when Mr Krabs is dating Mrs Puff..and he goes "we're not talkin about this((draws square)) or thisss((draws triangle)) we're talkin about THISSS((draws circle))" lol
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    twinsthatrule

    [28]May 16, 2007
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    charmedvtmom wrote:

    Plankton: I'm gonna take over the world

     SpongeBob: Well OK, good luck with that!



    I like that one too!
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    twinsthatrule

    [29]May 16, 2007
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    SpongeSebastian wrote:
    NegiSpongie wrote:
    Squidward: Take off that wig! You look even more ridiculous than usual!
    SpongeBob: Well, I think it looks cool.
    Mr. Krabs: You wouldn't know cool if I locked ya in the freezer
    SpongeBob: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the feezer! So I think I know what cool is.
    Hahaha! That's also one my my favorites.


    LOL I love that one!
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    TheCupidKirby

    [30]May 16, 2007
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    This is my most favorite:

    SpongeBob: We worship a giant peanut!

    Patrick: We do not worship him!

    *SpongeBob pulls Patrick's pants down*

    SpongeBob: What do you call that?!

    Patrick: WORSHIP!

    *Patrick runs away cry while his pants are still down and falls*

    SpongeBob: Pull your pants up, Patrick, we're going home.

     

     

     

     

    Edited on 05/16/2007 7:29pm
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    twinsthatrule

    [31]May 17, 2007
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    Another one is:
    Mr. Krabbs: I want you to see a prfessional......
    Spongbob: Wressler
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    NegiSpongie

    [32]May 17, 2007
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    Larry: SpongeBob, you never told me you had a girlfriend.
    Patrick: Oh, I'm not his girlfriend, I'm Pat-
    SpongeBob: -tricia! Patricia. (laughs)
    Larry: Bro, your girlfriend is not ugly.
    SpongeBob: Actually Larry, she's not my girlfriend, she's just...
    Larry: It's okay SpongeBob, you don't have to explain your girlfriend to me.
    SpongeBob: But she's not my girlfriend!
    Larry: I don't know why you're talking to me when you could be talking to your girlfirend.
    SpongeBob: (walks off angrily) Come on Patricia.
    Patrick: Bye.
    Larry: Congrats on the new girlfriend, dude!

    Squidward: You know Patricia, they don't call me the 'sizzle-lips squid' for nothing.
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    darkpenguin99

    [33]May 17, 2007
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    SOILED IT!   

    SOILED IT!

    SOILED IT!       

    SOILED IT!

    SOILED IT!

    SOILED IT!

    SOILED IT!

    SOILED IT!

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    jessmpro33

    [34]May 18, 2007
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    Patrick: Hey i thought you don't have a licence

    Spongebob: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich

    ***

    Patrick:Wow

    Spongebob: Yeah wow.

    (spongebob squarepants movie: when sponge shows pat whats under the hood of the patty wagon.)

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    beauty10

    [35]May 18, 2007
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    Here are 4,

    Guy:CHOCOLATE!CHOCOLATE!

    Patrick: Patrick needs love too!

    Sandy: Duh,squrilliels sure is dumb!

    Spongebob: The stars and stripes are dumb and dim,whenever they have to be in dumb ol' Texas!

    Edited on 05/18/2007 3:48pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    beauty10

    [36]May 18, 2007
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    Plankton: I'm gonna take over the world!

    Spongebob: Good luck with that!

    Plankton: Stupid Kid!

    And Another:

    Spongebob:What am I?

    Patrick:Stupid?

    Spongebob:No I'm Texas

    Patrick:Well What's the diffrence?

    Edited on 05/18/2007 3:57pm
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    twinsthatrule

    [37]May 18, 2007
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    I have another one:
    Spongebob: Thank you Sandy for ruescuing me from buying a condo LOL
    I loved the way he said in Karate Island
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    beauty10

    [38]May 19, 2007
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    1.Plankton[to the snow]:I WISH TO RULE YOU!

    2.Spongebob:Remember,licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

    3.Mr. Krabs:I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick,but that hat makes you look like a girl.

    Spongebob:Am I a pretty girl?

    Mr. Krabs: Oh yes,your beautiful.

    4.Spongebob:We're not talking about this,or this,we're talking about thisssssss!*draws all over screen.*

    5.Mr. Krabs:*sweet voice*Spongebob.*Angry voice*SPONGEBOB!Spongebob.SPONGEBOB!.....and so on.

    5 was from Krusty Love when Mr. Krabs was asking to buy something for Mrs. Puff and when he got back Mr. Krabs got all angry.

    Edited on 05/19/2007 2:52pm
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    beauty10

    [39]May 19, 2007
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    Another one:

    1.Lady:*looks at clouds saying 'Lisa will you marry me?'*Who is this Lisa person!?*slaps man*

    2.Spongebob:Squidward is the best friend in the world
    Squidward is the best frind in the sea.
    Squidward...
    Patrick:Likes Patrick more than Spongebob
    Spongebob:And Patrick is a dirty rotten friend stealer!

    Edited on 05/19/2007 6:14pm
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    Huskyfrk

    [40]May 19, 2007
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    In Chocolate With Nuts:

    Spongebob: Remember Patrick,flatter the customer.Make him feel good

    (patrick knocks on door)

    Customer: Hello?

    Patrick: I love you

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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