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SpongeBob: "Patrick this isn't good!"
Patrick: "You're right! It needs mustard!"
-from "The Thing"
Plankton: I'm gonna take over the world
SpongeBob: Well OK, good luck with that!
i love in the episode where they make fun of texas "who needs dumb ol' texas" "WHAT did you say?"
and when barnicle boy trises to take over.. and they call themselves "EVIL" "Every Villian Is Lemons"
NegiSpongie wrote: |
Squidward: Take off that wig! You look even more ridiculous than usual! SpongeBob: Well, I think it looks cool. Mr. Krabs: You wouldn't know cool if I locked ya in the freezer SpongeBob: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the feezer! So I think I know what cool is. |
charmedvtmom wrote: |
Plankton: I'm gonna take over the world SpongeBob: Well OK, good luck with that! |
SpongeSebastian wrote: | ||
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This is my most favorite:
SpongeBob: We worship a giant peanut!
Patrick: We do not worship him!
*SpongeBob pulls Patrick's pants down*
SpongeBob: What do you call that?!
Patrick: WORSHIP!
*Patrick runs away cry while his pants are still down and falls*
SpongeBob: Pull your pants up, Patrick, we're going home.
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
Patrick: Hey i thought you don't have a licence
Spongebob: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
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Patrick:Wow
Spongebob: Yeah wow.
(spongebob squarepants movie: when sponge shows pat whats under the hood of the patty wagon.)
Here are 4,
Guy:CHOCOLATE!CHOCOLATE!
Patrick: Patrick needs love too!
Sandy: Duh,squrilliels sure is dumb!
Spongebob: The stars and stripes are dumb and dim,whenever they have to be in dumb ol' Texas!
Plankton: I'm gonna take over the world!
Spongebob: Good luck with that!
Plankton: Stupid Kid!
And Another:
Spongebob:What am I?
Patrick:Stupid?
Spongebob:No I'm Texas
Patrick:Well What's the diffrence?
1.Plankton[to the snow]:I WISH TO RULE YOU!
2.Spongebob:Remember,licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
3.Mr. Krabs:I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick,but that hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob:Am I a pretty girl?
Mr. Krabs: Oh yes,your beautiful.
4.Spongebob:We're not talking about this,or this,we're talking about thisssssss!*draws all over screen.*
5.Mr. Krabs:*sweet voice*Spongebob.*Angry voice*SPONGEBOB!Spongebob.SPONGEBOB!.....and so on.
5 was from Krusty Love when Mr. Krabs was asking to buy something for Mrs. Puff and when he got back Mr. Krabs got all angry.
Another one:
1.Lady:*looks at clouds saying 'Lisa will you marry me?'*Who is this Lisa person!?*slaps man*
2.Spongebob:Squidward is the best friend in the world
Squidward is the best frind in the sea.
Squidward...
Patrick:Likes Patrick more than Spongebob
Spongebob:And Patrick is a dirty rotten friend stealer!
In Chocolate With Nuts:
Spongebob: Remember Patrick,flatter the customer.Make him feel good
(patrick knocks on door)
Customer: Hello?
Patrick: I love you
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!