261. He's sweaty

262. He has a bad Italian accent

263. He scared Plankton when he was naked

264. He threw Plankton into the Chum Bucket spinning on a plate

265. He squashed Plankton numerous times

266. He threw Plankton on nothing

267. He made Plankton cry on several occasions

268. He made Plankton pay him in "Welcome to the Chum Bucket"

269. He isn't purple

270. He isn't any other color besides red

271. He has bad breath

272. He hasn't brushed his teeth in a long time

273. He has too much junk on his walls

274. He has a pet worm

275. He doesn't know how to be cool

276. He, as a baby, hit Plankton with the bottle that contains the Krabby Patty formula

277. He told SpongeBob to never tell anyone the Krabby Patty formula

278. He's never generous

279. He made the motto of the Krusty Krab "P.O.O.P., meaning, 'People Order Our Patties.'"

280. He has a big "poop deck"

281. He spits when he laughs

282. He freaked out over a dime

283. He's been in business a long time

284. He sold the Krusty Krab to Howard Blandy

285. He signed the contract

286. He did this all for the money and the retirement

287. He went to a fish hook museum

288. He drooled

289. In "One Krabs' Trash," he drooled a waterfall of drool

290. He let Howard Blandy change the name of the Krusty Krab to "Krabby O' Monday's"

291. He destroyed it afterwards

292.He was too cheap to hire a security guard

293.And hired Patrick when he's not even one.

294.He charged the Patties for the Annverserly

295.He gave Spongebob cents to decorate

296.And decorations don't cost that much

297.Threw Plankton at his wall many times

298.Pays Squidward for everything he does

305. He has so many reasons to hate him that this thread is still running

306. He worships Howard Blandy

307. He cried like a weirdo in "Born Again Krabs"

308. He whined in that same episode

309. He made a cameo in the live-action movie, "Alvin and the Chipmunks"

310. He has a weird laugh

311. He's addicted to the Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt board game

312. He wouldn't let SpongeBob go to bed

313. He made gas the security system for the Krusty Krab

314. He has the world's smallest violin

362. He's red, which is the color or the devil, which is evil

363. He thinks it's ok to steal

364. He has a desire for Mrs. Puff's hair curlers. WTF???????????????????????????????????

365.HE has a barrel property of someone elses.
366.He's so cheap he can't PAY attention.
367.Gets mad at Spongebob when he's two minutes late for work.

368. His poop deck is too big

369. He gets frickin angry when ppl dont buy re-fills

370.He doesn't make his refills free.
371.Or anything else for that matter.
372.Tried to steal a rare and expensive soda-drinking hat from Spongebob.
373.His chest is too hairy. :sick:
374.Has an ugly worm.
375.Cant pay a hospital bill.
376.Would do anything for money.
377.Or to see money.
379.Or to touch money.
380.Or to SMELL money.
381.Or to DATE money.
382.Or to MARRY money
383.Or to think of money.
384.Or to pet money.
385.Or to TALK to money.
386.But not to taste money.
387.Or not to eat money.
388.Hs a stupid looking nightgown.
389.Hates Golf.
390.Finds Hook museums boring.