932. He stole the Krabby Patty formula just so he can avoid paying $1.99 for it
933. He didn't realize he was eating Spongebob when he was a pizza
934. He works Spongebob and Squidward too hard
935. He was a idiot when he wished he'd be eaten and didn't believe in magic
936. He just wanted to find a stupid penny from Spongebob
937. The only reason why he wants to sell Krabby Patties is because of money, nothing else
938. He steals money from other people
939. He was Ill only because he didn't have his money mattress
940. He needs to let Plankton have his restaurant sometime