883. He can't dance

884. His eyes are shaped wierd

885. He's jealous because Krabby O' Mondays was better that The Krusty Krab

886. He's so dumb even if Plankton had the formula he still would'nt have the secret sauce

887. He dos'ent know who Sandy is

888. He dated Mrs.Puff and then all of the sudden they forgot about that when she rammed her car into the Krusty Krab

889. He sweaty

890.The place closes at 6

891. He dos'ent have a father

892. He can't afford to pay attention

893. He lives in an anchor

894. He sells frozen patties to people

895. He fed people stale patties

896. He did'nt help Patrick when his tounge froze to the pole

897. He has stupid friends

898. He opened up the worst hotel ever

899. He stole the motto from the other hotel

900. He dos'ent know what to do on the third Wednesday of January when it's raining outside

Come on guys 100 MORE

901.He stanky.

902. When SpongeBob got lots of money, Mr. Krabs became SpongeBob's bouncer just for the money.

903. In the episode "Pickles", he "oversweated" when Bubble Bass was taking a bite.

904. He tattooed himself.

905. Because he loved Bubble Buddy.

906. He once injured Fred and his leg.

907. He locked the Krusty Krabs while Old Man Jenkins was still inside.

908. He'd mind if kids play on his lawn.

909. He took over for SpongeBob at the Pretty Patties stand.

910. For keeps.

911. For the money.

912. Because he was jealous.

913. He ate SpongeBob's squeaky boots.

914. He has lots of IOUs for his soul.

915. He got squeaky hiccups from eating SpongeBob's squeaky boots.

916. In band class, he was in it for the free refreshments.

917. He let SpongeBob and Plankton's band's gig at the Krusty Krab after hours.

918. In the old day, the Krusty Krab was awesome, Mr. Krabs was young, Jim was there, and Squidward had hair. What happened?

919. He motivated SpongeBob to beat Patrick in the Fry Cook Games.

920. This is the 920th reason. (OH YAH!)

921. After getting a fee of $15.00 (which he read wrong as $15000), he decided to start up a hospital, after the hotel epically failed.

922. His Krabby Patty buns only have 11 seeds on them. How small.

923. He's scared to death of the word, "overtime" (when employees earn more money each hour)

924. He cracks up laughing when someone wants a raise on their paycheque.

925. When he got his change at the store, he cheered.

WE NEED 75 MORE, PEOPLE!!!!!! No, JK

926. His nose is soo wierd

927. He dos'ent respect the elderly

928. He used Gary for his own needs

929. He had no arms or legs at the end if Clams but in the next episode he had them again

930. His Store closes at 6

931. He hates snowglobes

932. He says "Mr.Squidward"

933. "Ether you put the dime in me pants or you put the dime in me pants" I hate that line!

934. He bathes...in MONEY

935. He gave away Sweaty Werthon Jeker Man Jenson's hat away

936. He broke into his grave

937. He put on a play in a reasturaunt

938. He walked in on Mrs.Squarepants when she was taking a shower

939. He stepped in a crack but he did'nt break his mother's back

940. He dos'ent like the pill

941. He is afraid of hooks

942. He dos'ent want to be in the tuna fish can

943. He payed for the Skill Crane

944. He hates the anchovies

945. He said surpisurous

946. He almost tore a man's arm off for a penny

947. He says Arg

948. He made Spongebob and Squidward quit

949. It was his hat Mr.Krabs He was Number 1

950. Come on guys 50 more!!

951. He lives on "Anchor Way"

952. He has a whale of a daughter.

953. He volunteered to be Pearl's chaperone to the prom.

954. He has a "Foxy Grandpa" hat.

955. Also a carrot juicer hat.

956. He tried getting lots of money for an old umbrella.

957. He had a garage sale.

958. He passes off crackers and ketchup, as pizza.

959. Pearl hates her life.

960. He never wanted to buy anything on his date with Mrs. Puff.

961. So he hired SpongeBob.

962. To steal things.

963. SpongeBob says he's a good leader.

964. He must've hypnotized him.

965. In Plankton's story about their childhood, Mr. Krabs wanted to rule their stomachs.... MONEY\1!!!!3!@#!)$

966. He needs an aspirin.

967. He tried covering his ears with barrels.

968. And his desk.

969. And by hitting his head on his desk.

970. He was covering SpongeBob with the squeaky boots.

971. He owns Knick-Knacks.

972. And lots of pictures.

973. And picture frames.

974. He doesn't play Grand Theft Auto.

975. Or Call of Duty.

976. Or Red Dead Redemption.

977. Or Angry Birds.

978. Or Plants vs. Zombies.

979. Or COD: Black Ops.

980. Or Flatout.

981. Or Flatout 2.

982. Or Burnout: Paradise.

983. He doesn't work out.

984. He bought a soda when he was a kid...

985. Then yanked the coin out.

986. He was a nominee for the Cheapest Krab Award.

987. He never gives the employees and bellhops money.

988. He does give them money...

989. But he yanked the coin from the employee.

990. He made 2 different stories of the Krusty Krab.

991. The Krusty Krab used to be the Rusty Krab, but then he bought it and changed it.

992. The Krusty Krab was a pirate ship...

993. And he turned it too a restaurant.

994. His birthday is November 30, 1942.

995. He's 68 years old.

996. His mother knows Old Man Jenkins.

997. And his jalopee.

998. Who has a funny horn.

999. He has this many reasons.

1000. THIS IS THE 1000TH REASON!!!!!!!! YEAH!!*@*e$*!@*$*q* WE REACHED OUR TARGET!

Now what do we do?

YAY!!!!! We finally finished. All 1,000 reasons!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you Mr. Krabs special thanks to OldManKrabs555. He did almost all the work!

You r welcome... but what do we do now!?

Hos about 1000 reasons we hate Sandy

I don't know, Sandy's my 2nd favourite character next to SpongeBob.

How about his rival Plankton

lets do plankton

What do you think OldManKrabs555

he can do it with us g2g

Ok....bie

plankton's actually my 3rd favourite character after sandy and spongebob in season 8. xD