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760. He made his bar soap out of leftover Krabby Patties! Gross!
761. He was too cheap to buy real bar soap.
762. Because of the fake, greasy bar soap, Mr. Krabs's teenage daughter, Pearl (who was using the fake soap), had skin acne.
If these are repeats, please let me know!
If you look at any of the characters post season 3 it's really hard to not hate them all. That's why I try to imagine that Spongebob actually ended after the movie.
763. He pays SpongeBob in play money. What the heck!?
764. In "Frozen Face Off," he thought that the others froze him when it was NOT their faults.
765. He was willing to get away from the group to win the first place prize...in very bad weather.
766. He (along with Squidward - I wouldn't count the others because they were actually with each other the whole time) did NOT thank Sandy for reviving him.
767. Like in reason 765, he does NOT care about his health.
If these are repeats, please let me know.
768. He was too cheap to buy Pearl skin treatment products and a trip to the spa.
769. He NEVER learns anything from the past.
770. He always thinks other restaurants are trying to "steal his business."
771. Labour Regulations give him hives.
772. He once made Krabby Patties that are taken 10-feet away from the Krusty Krab self-destruct.
773. He has a heavy rusty safe with a skeleton in it.
774. He steals peanut plants
775. He almost missed the panty raid
776. He has his own chours (Clams)
777. He's A terreble Singer
778. He can't count (Salior Mouth
779. He lied, he dos'ent have abs
780. We hate him so much that we can think of 780 reason to hate him
781. He misprenounces lots of words: You - Ye | Myself - Meself | Mauna Loa - Mauner Loer
782. He says that 2 tin cans, and amenu made with paper and pieces of tape is better then a microphone and speaker, a big shiny menu and sign because it is... FREEE!!!!!!
783. He got out of court just because the judge is a huge SpongeBob fan.
784. He has these gross barnacles on his back.
785. He thought it was the end of the world when he had to pay a fee of $1.00.
786. When money was flund onto the KK floor, some customers were grabbing some, and Krabs came out of his office and hollered like a gorilla.
787. In "The Other Patty", Krabs looks like a crazy hobo when he was laughing.
788. He has a lot of spit.
789. He doesn't care one bit if the Krusty Krabs has icicles hanging from the ceiling, nor if "Santy" Claus and Jack Frost are havin' ice cream cones.
790. It's unnatural to be so cheap.
791. He somehow got married and had a daughter (what's his secret?)
792. Mr. Krabs thinks it's OK to smash lots of holes in the wall.
793. His list of favourite things:
5. Money
4. Money
3. Money
2. Money
1. Money
794. He made money off of a Mauna Loa amusement park ride.
795.When Squidward got his own TV show, Mr. Krabs couldn't wait for commercial breaks, so he thought that he can just barge in the middle of a TV show.
796. In the same episode, he said, "We change our grease, monthly!"
797. For some reason, Karma never catches up with him.
798. He made this list almost to 800 reasons.
799. He'd never do anything for his employees, especially Squidward, for some reason.
800. He was the head chef on the S.S. Diarhea.
801. He charges Squidward for even BREATHING.
802. His favourite song should be "Money, Money, Money!"or whatever it's called.
803. His customers are loyal to him, hard to believe.
804. And to think, Pearl hasn't ran away yet. Maybe because Krabs doesn't give her musch of an allowance for her to survive on her own.
805. He blackmailed Mrs. Puff that he'll rat Mrs. Puff out to the police, unless she works at the KK.
806. He once made Patrick try to jump into a bucket full of spiky sea urchins.
807. I forgot one of the reasons I hate him because I was thinking of other reasons I hate him.
808. If everyone in the world was vaporized, and Mr. Krabs was left, he'd probably wouldn't care at all.
809. When was the last time he brushed his teeth!
810. He has mulitple chins because he's ooooooold.
I'm keeping this thread going.
811. He doesn't want to inspire... charity.
812. So now he's probably the most richest crustacean in the world. Now what's he going to do with it?
813. He went through alot of trouble to get SpongeBob on vacation to save... a dime.As SpongeBob said, "That's more then I make in a year!"
814. He does random stuff with money in his office, like: Dating it; bathing in it; etc.
815. I bet it was mostly Krabs' fault why him and Plankton are enemies now.
816. Even in prehistoric times, he was cheap. He always said: Money, money, money, money, money...
817. When SpongeBob cried like Armageddon, his office was up to Mr. Krabs' desk, and he was holding his money on top of his desk.
818. For all the terrible things he has done, he never gets arrested.
819. When Krusty Dogs were popular, Krabs changed the name of the KK to "The Krusty DOG"
820. He made this list go on for 820 reasons.
821. He called Squidward a crybaby.
822. He tried offering sea whelks Krabby Patties.
823. He never understands the grave danger of situations, only when there's a non-paying customer.
824. He likes things free, but doesn't like selling things free.
825. He once mistaken a boy as a girl.
826. He tortures Squidward alot. eg. Squidward was supposed to ride the judge in the SpongeBob train.
827. He made Krusty Dogs $3.99, and $4.99, with cheese. As Squidward said, "That's highway robbery."
828. He once made customers eat from the floor.
829.Hey said "Spongeboy Me Bob" What is that!?
830.He's ansnail abuser
831.He lied to his own grandfather!
832.He takes baths in money.
833.He can afford to by a bathtub-but he can't afford to feed Pearl
834.He abuses Pearl
835. He Thinks he's hip
837.He's not very good with numbers
836.He can fix his mistakes
837.His alter ego is "Armor Abs Krabs"
838.He dos'ent Like Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy
839.He's a seahorse abuser
840.We should start a thread on reasons we hate his mom
841.He abuses everything
842.He got into a cash coma
843.843 is a big number
844.He has a man crush on Jim
845.He's single
846.He watches the news
847.He abuses Plankton
848.He dos'ent like kids throwing there balls on his lawn.
849.Why dos'ent he tell them to put there balls somewhere else
850.OldManKrabs555 hates him so much that he did most of this thread! Even though his name is deticated to Krabs himself. Sometime I think we take Spongbob a bit to seriously.
851.He dos'ent work out but yet he has Abs
pajoe wrote: |
850.OldManKrabs555 hates him so much that he did most of this thread! Even though his name is deticated to Krabs himself. Sometime I think we take Spongbob a bit to seriously. |
Actually I just wanted to make a SpongeBob-themed username to show i like SpongeBob, no trouble.
852. He made people spend $1.99 for a rotten patty.
853. Then he made it $2.99!
854. He sold his soul to the Flying Dutchman and even SpongeBob to make money talk.
855. Mr. Krabs bought fishing boots for his daughter Pearl on her birthday.
856. Because they were the cheapest boots available.
857. Mr. Krabs overstressed about his date with Mrs. Puff.
858. He needed SpongeBob and his "magical pants" to clean his garage.
859. And the recyclables.
860. He never noticed Squidward's artisic genius that he never had. Even if he did have any, Krabs wouldn't have noticed.
861. He tricks Plankton way too much, I'm starting to have trouble understanding that he's the good guy.
862. He abused SpongeBob to make lots of "juicy" stories on the newspaper.
863. He was going to bury himself alive as a gimick to bring in customers.
864. He made an epic-fail talent show. (40% was because of squidward)
865.He has no natural talents besides popping his eyes up and down.
pajoe wrote: |
850.OldManKrabs555 hates him so much that he did most of this thread! Even though his name is deticated to Krabs himself. Sometime I think we take Spongbob a bit to seriously. |
Actually I just wanted to make a SpongeBob-themed username to show i like SpongeBob, no trouble.
866. He bet that SpongeBob wouldn't get the job in the first place.
867. But SpongeBob showed him.
868. He wanted MOAR jellyfish jelly.
869. Becuase of him, Squidward got hired.
870. He cares WAY too much about the formula.
871. Once, he went on vacation and replaced the formula with a to-do list.
872. He put all of his money in his mattress.
873. And when his back hurt from all the money in the mattress probably, he didn't put the money anywhere.
874. Because of his spit, he melted all the paint off his house.
875. He let customers at the Krusty Krab throw trash at Squidward and SpongeBob.
876. So he can make a quick buck.
877. He made the Krusty Krab open 24 hours a day, until SpongeBob had to see a psycholigist.
878. He abuses Plankton when he (Plankton) just wants to be as successful as Krabs.
879. He never heard of a bank?!??! "NOOOO!!!"
880. He lied to the Dutchman about his name as,"Harold Flower"
881. He practically destroyed the Krusty Krab with a medieval flail.
882. And by smashing lots of holes in the walls and the Krusty Krab collapsed.