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118. He stole his own formula
119. He used Gary to make money.
120. He used SpongeBob's worms to make money
121. He stole the hat of Smitty Werben Jigger Man Jenson
122. He didn't give it back
123. He told Plankton to "talk to the claw."
124. He's old.
125. He called SpongeBob a bunch of mean names.
126. Pearl always was embarrassed because of him.
127. He almost wrecked Pearl's 16th birthday party.
128. He used cardboard cake
129. He was planning to use bubble wrap as the party favors
130. He used dishwater in place of punch
131. He used a sign reading "It's a Boy," except he switched "boy" to "girl."
132. He sings about money too much
133. His former desire to talk to money
134. He was mean to SpongeBob in "Bummer Vacation."
135. He called anchovies a "smelly smell that smells...smelly."
136. He knows the "bad words" that only sailors know
137. He no longer has funny expressions.
138. He has so many flaws that I was just able to type up 20 reasons.
139. He's become more money obsessed as the show has gone on
(I wonder if we could do this with 50+ Reasons why we like Mr. Krabs?)
140. He split his nail in a gross-looking way
141. He no longer has funny dialouge
142. He puts "Money Back Guarantee" in small print on the Krusty Krab menu
143. He threw Plankton on a flying saucer
144. He squished Plankton a million times
145. He gave Plankton a swirlie
146. He acted like a jerk and destroyed every darn thing in Plankton's "gift shop"
147. He had Squidward make a sculpture of Pearl out of raw Krabby Patties
148. He made Squidward sing what he thought was "Boys Who Cry"
149. In his dream, he fired SpongeBob
150. He blew up part of his own resturant in "Dying for Pie"
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160. He made Squidward employee of the month just for putting a smiley face on a Krabby Patty. |
161. He ripped off kids when he promised "Krabby the Clown" would visit
162. He messed up with that so much that SpongeBob called him "Cheapy the Cheapskate"
163. He freaked out over the loss of only 2 dollars
164. He freaked out when the cash in the cash register was a penny short
165. He destroyed SpongeBob's living room
166. He's old
167. He tried to use 30 year old coupons
168. He said *dolphin chirp* after telling SB and Pat not to
169. He fired Patrick from the Krusty Krab multiple times
170. He accused Squidward of putting the dime in his pants
171. He jump roped with his eyes
172. He gave away his body (minus his head and one arm) to a clam in exchange for his milionth dollar
173. He drank a beverage with ice when Plankton was in one of the ice cubes
174. He, as a baby, hit Plankton with the Krabby Patty formula
175. He lied to Grandpappy the Pirate
175: He doesn't give away anything for free
186. He is all sweaty, so says Patrick
187. He teased SpongeBob in "Scaredy Pants"
188. He also did in "Help Wanted"
189. He stole food from his neighbors
190. Whenever it's possible, Mr. Krabs uses something for a money-making scheme
191. He stole Smitty Werben Jigger Man Jenson's #1 hat for a million bucks
192. He hurt poor innocent kids when they continuously asked if he could "feel it"
193. He snapped at SpongeBob in "Lost Matress"
194. He thinks the "money" is always right
195. In fact, all he thinks about is money
196. He forgot Pearl's birthday
197. He drooled in a gross sort of way
198. He did mean things to Plankton
199. He didn't know the "secret handshake"
200. He called SB and Pat lame
201. And nerds
202. And geeks
203. And babies
Mr. Krabs is the worst!
204. He's cheap.
205. He would sell your soul for a couple of bucks.
206. He goes crazy over just a penny!
207. Mr. Krabs can't make up his mind in temrs of money with Mrs. Puff!
208. He made counterfeit money in The Krabby Kronicle.
209. He is super cheap and only cares about money.
210. He is the cheapest and most heartless man in the whole show!
211. He barely pays his best frycook
212. He is too greedy to give his employees a raise
213. He tricked SpongeBob when he was succeeding with his Pretty Patty business.
211. He barely pays his best frycook
212. He is too greedy to give his employees a raise
213. He tricked SpongeBob when he was succeeding with his Pretty Patty business.
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214.And in "Squid On Strike", he just gave them a bunch of useless junk
215. He almost made SpongeBob and Patrick give the Krusty Krab a fresh coat of paint with colors that didn't make any sense
216. His pants got on fire
217. His underpants got on fire
218. He got on fire
219. He laughs like a sailor
220. He tried to keep the Flying Dutchman's Treasure to himself
221. He forgot Pearl's birthday
222. He ripped off a lot of kids on the second day of summer
221.Too many Mr. Krabs hate threads! 222.You hate Mr. Krabs a little TOO much. 223.Mr. Krabs is a jerk, but loves Pearl as much as he loves money. 224.Ruined Spongebob's character by accidently forgetting he had a stupid time in his stupid pants. And refused to donate to the childrens fund in Can You Spare a Dime.
Lock this thread! We've taken it WAY too far.
230: He almost cut a man's arm off for a penny
231: He sold Spongebob for 62 PENNIES!!!!!