Saving people from a van has nothing to do with love, as saving the physical life is pointless. Carly needs to thank those whop try to save her soul, such as Nevel Papperman and Magic Malika, and not fools who abuse her flesh as Fredward Benson or Griffin do.

In addition, the scene with the taco van has never been shown, it may be one fraudulent piece of teenie fantasy.

And Freddie might as well have bribed the van driver into almost running over Carly, just in order to `save' her. There's no way to disprove that. Sam's witness is useless, as she's a nefarious liar, as seen in iRock The Votes.

The vehicle has not been shown, so it may be any sort of vehicle, even a van, a wheelbarrow, a sportscar, no matter what, all drivers can be bribed, and Freddie is evil enough to do so, as he had already tried to force Shane into dating Sam and to get Jake pushed down the elevator hole.

It doesn't matter why it was not shown. Even if it had been shown, it would have been possible that Freddie had bribed the driver, and no lie of Dragicevic can explain that possobility away.

Life in flesh and bone is the evil work of diabolic demons, and thus irrlelvant.

Freddie is an evil sadomasochist, thus he's always up to breaking his legs on purpose in order to seduce girls.

You're completely missing the point, a human being would never but himself through the pain of being hit by a truck just to seduce a girl, and there's no way Freddie could have contacted the driver to bribe him, as it sped around the corner. Also checkpoint, sure it shows love but I would certainly hope that Freddie would do the same for Sam, I think if any friend was about to be hit by a truck, then a good friend would save them.

Fredward is not an arbitrary human being, but a satyriasic maniac, thus he is sure motivated to go through any pain for seducing girls.

In addition, it does not matter in nay manner whether any real person ever did that, as Fredward benson is a literary construct.

That the truck having sped around the corner has not been shown, thus it's just a wild speculation, possibly a lie of Freddie, Carly, or Sam. There's no reliable testimony for the accident at all, so anything must be possible.

Freddie bribing the driver is the most consistent explanation considering Fredward's perverse obsession with Carly in season one.

Schneider only said this because he was obsessed by the demons of Hollywood.

Decent viewers don't get fooled by Schneider's words and draw the correct conclusions on their own.

So Dan was possessed by the demons of Hollywood? You know that can make sense, except I can't believe that was the case. Hollywood changes people...

So basically...

1: Freddie is evil

2: Freddie critically injures himself to seduce girls

3: Life in flesh and bone is because of demons and therefore notworth saving(the Bible disproves that)

4: Any driver can be bribed to run down a teenage girl

5: Dan is demon possessed

LOL

Humanity in flesh and bone is every bit deprecable. All those are evil cultists who glorify life in the flesh, such as Samantha Puckett, Fredward Benson, and on and on and on it goes. Voudon is no better, as it worships deities of fertility.

This emphasises that Fredward Benson is only worthy of Samantha Puckett, not of Carlotta Shay
.

I am so confused...Yaldabaoth? Voudon? Am I missing something here.

I think yaldabaoth was someone who claimed he was god or something. idk

I believe schilling is trying to say that humanity is evil and must be destroyed with fire, and that everything supernatural is influenced by evil, therefore we have no guidelines.