Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
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| cisalpine wrote: |
| So, how about that fabric of space? |
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| MCMLXVI wrote: | ||
[Aang performs an unusual bending move] AANG: white dwarf matter! [white dwarf matter slips out of Aang's control and starts slicing through the earth] AANG: woops [Aang performs another unusual bending move, and the white dwarf matter returns to space] |
Okay, scene: Zuko and Mai finally see each otheer again.
Mai: Zuko?!
Zuko: Oh great.
Mai: It's really you!
She gives him a big hug while he has a WTF face.
Azula: Step aside Mai, we are trying to capture him, not make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Mai: Um... no thats okay i will stay right by my Zuzu. your arent going to hurt him.
Azula: Why cant everyone be a heartless b**** like me?
hehe.
| Zukosbaby wrote: |
Okay, scene: Zuko and Mai finally see each otheer again. Mai: Zuko?! Zuko: Oh great. Mai: It's really you! She gives him a big hug while he has a WTF face. Azula: Step aside Mai, we are trying to capture him, not make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Mai: Um... no thats okay i will stay right by my Zuzu. your arent going to hurt him. Azula: Why cant everyone be a heartless b**** like me? hehe. |
| Zukosbaby wrote: |
Okay, scene: Zuko and Mai finally see each otheer again. Mai: Zuko?! Zuko: Oh great. Mai: It's really you! She gives him a big hug while he has a WTF face. Azula: Step aside Mai, we are trying to capture him, not make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Mai: Um... no thats okay i will stay right by my Zuzu. your arent going to hurt him. Azula: Why cant everyone be a heartless b**** like me? hehe. |
| Breakflame wrote: |
| Aang: Ok, I got one. What's Long, Hard, and full of seaman? Katara: Not Zuko. Sokka: Katara's throat. Zuko: Sokka's life-size doll. Aang: I was going with Submarine, but those work too. |
once again, i feel a need for a shower, because that is utterly disgusting
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once again, i feel a need for a shower, because that is utterly disgusting |
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Haha that's rich!
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i know the joke, its just what u added.....
and that was pretty cold
| Breakflame wrote: |
| Aang: Ok, I got one. What's Long, Hard, and full of seaman? Katara: Not Zuko. Sokka: Katara's throat. Zuko: Sokka's life-size doll. Aang: I was going with Submarine, but those work too. |
| LyokianKnight wrote: |
| *Ty Lee confronting Katara and Sokka* Ty Lee: *in the shadows, l33t splinter cell style* Sokka: So a man with a pig under his arm walks into a bar... Ty Lee: *jumps out of the shadows and smacks Katara in her vital bending spots* Katara: You ****ing b**** is that the only way you can win a fight? Ty Lee: Not really, but ticking you off is fun. *giggles* Sokka: *sighs* Let's go. *pulls out his weapons* Ty Lee: *shakes her head* No, I didn't come to fight, but Azula took all the Midol, I was wondering if I could borrow some. Katara: *muttering* What a surprise... *pulls some Midol out of a satchel and gives it to the other girl* Ty Lee: Thanks a bunch, is there anyway I can repay you? Sokka: I don't know...give us some money, give up chasing us so the enemy gets weaker, join our team, the list goes on and on. Ty Lee: Uh... *jumps away* Stay in school! Aang: I don't think so, biznatch! *bends the air around her, throwing her into a wall and sighs* Ok...now someone has to take care of her. Sokka: *raises hand* Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! I mean, I'll do it. Katara: God, this is worse than some of the fanfiction, I knew he'd end up with her. Didn't you, Zuko? Zuko: Oh yes, my beloved. Now let's proceed to make out within plain sight of children and your brother. *They do so.* Aang: *annoyed sigh* What the h*** is next?!? Toph: Aang, you are very hawt, I want to bear your children. Aang: Yep, this IS worse than fanfiction. Toph, are you- Toph: *jumps on Aang, ripping off his clothing* Come 'ere you sexy beast! *carrying Ty Lee somewhere and then laying her down on his bedroll* Sokka: God, what sex crazed losers. Ty Lee: I know, haven't they heard of realistic relationships, like caring, kisses on the cheek, and walking on a beach together...Hey, wait, why aren't we affected by this quote author's sarcasm toward bad or unrealistic fanfiction about his favorite pairings? Sokka: Because this pairing is in like two fanfictions and both of them aren't bad. Besides, I've been in love, I know how to care for a lady. *examines her leg* Your leg is broken, but it should be fine soon; Katara can heal it. Ty Lee: Sokka...thanks for caring for someone you just met. Sokka: I couldn't just let you suffer...and I always thought you were kind of pretty... Ty Lee: You're pretty handsome yourself... Sokka: Maybe when you're feeling better we can go on a date. Ty Lee: Sure, but you might want to assume your stereotypical role of breaking up your sister and Zuko's secks, even though you have been videotaping it and selling it on the 'net for years. Sokka: Right, *stands and runs towards Zuko and Katara* get your hands off of my sister, you pervert!!! If you couldn't tell, I hate bad fanfiction where Zuko and Katara run into each other, immediately hate each other and, in the same chapter or, in the worst case, same three paragraphs, start frenching. (relationships take time to build, you know...) I also wanted to poke fun at Tang. I actually like SokLee and like no one authors it, so I didn't make fun of them. Anyway, that's my quote, enjoy it. |
