Avatar: The Last Airbender: Your own quotes

soccerdawg76

[1421]Aug 26, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Alright, I'm going to steal from a song I heard once when I was visiting Newgrounds. (also, this was also written a few years ago, back when certain people in the song were considered good-looking)

WARNING: it uses the word "Boner" many times.

Aang: Got a boner. In class. Class is over but I got this boner yeah. Got a boner. Think fast. I'm the owner of a big ole boner yeah

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Aang: Got a boner. In class. Class is over but I got this boner. She leans over. bra-strap. Teachers older but I got this boner yeah

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Aang: (Talking) Oh golly, what am I gonna do to get rid of my erection, Sokka

Sokka: (Talking) I don't know Aang. Sounds like you got yourself in a real pickle

Zuko: (Talking) I thing we should think of things that are not hot, like

Sokka: Baseball

Zuko: Hockey

Sokka: Janet Reno

Zuko: Little Speedo

Sokka: Teletubbies

Zuko: My sister naked

Aang: Ew

Sokka: Captain Kangaroo

Zuko: Uh, Sperm Whale

Aang: (his mind failing him) Christinia Aguilara. On top of Britney Spears. In a hot tub. In a hot tub

Aang: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Sokka: Dental assistant

Aang: Women's Tennis

Zuko: Brad Pitt

(Music stops)

Aang: What? Brad Pitt?

Sokka: Yeah. Didn't ya see Interview with a Vampire? Didn't ya?

(They all look down. Music starts)

Sokka: OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN! OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN! OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN! OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN!

One of the weirdest songs ever.

LMAO, Brad Pitt, lol!

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Breakflame
[1422]Aug 26, 2006
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Sokka: I've finally bought a??book that will help me stop procrastinating!
(Sokka stares at it for a few seconds)
Katara: Well, aren't you gonna read it?
Sokka: Eh, maybe later.
Edited on 08/26/2006 6:23pm
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karatewolfpunk
[1423]Aug 27, 2006
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(The gang is star-gazing)

Aang: Is it possible to see Uranus with the bare eye?

KAtara: Actually, we changed the name since it was made fun of a lot.

Aang: What did you rename it?

Sokka: Erectus.

Know what show I got that from?
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soccerdawg76

[1424]Aug 27, 2006

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karatewolfpunk wrote:

(The gang is star-gazing) Aang: Is it possible to see Uranus with the bare eye? KAtara: Actually, we changed the name since it was made fun of a lot. Aang: What did you rename it? Sokka: Erectus. Know what show I got that from?

Dane Cook's Tourgasm? The Simpsons?

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Breakflame
[1425]Aug 27, 2006
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Futurama? No, that joke was Urectum.
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karatewolfpunk
[1426]Aug 28, 2006
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Breakflame wrote:

Futurama? No, that joke was Urectum.

My stupid typing again! I should proof-read from on.

(instead of 'on', I put 'no one!')
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MCMLXVI
[1427]Sep 2, 2006
member since: 11/08/05
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This isn't an original AtLA conversation. It's an original quote-collage.
This girl you're talking about? She'll come around. You just gotta hang in there..."
"I don't know."
"... not to mention: you're the avatar."
"That title will not help you..."
"Aunt Wu hasn't been wrong yet. Why should she be wrong about love?"
Edited on 09/02/2006 4:40am
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MCMLXVI
[1428]Sep 2, 2006
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Pipsqueak: Life on the run is fabbo. My aura has never been lavenderer!
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karatewolfpunk
[1429]Sep 2, 2006
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(Katara is pregnant - bad Eric.)

Katara (angrily): You all are you mean to me! Move out of my seat!

Sokka: Want a cookie?

Katara (starts crying): Thank you so much.

Toph: How are the mood swings going?

Katara(normally): I haven't really gotten any.
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sluggmunki_tx

[1430]Sep 2, 2006

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karatewolfpunk wrote:

(Katara is pregnant - bad Eric.)

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Katara (angrily): You all are you mean to me! Move out of my seat!

Sokka: Want a cookie?

Katara (starts crying): Thank you so much.

Toph: How are the mood swings going?

Katara(normally): I haven't really gotten any.

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iiMNOTOKAY

[1431]Sep 2, 2006

member since: 07/18/06
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sluggmunki_tx wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

(Katara is pregnant - bad Eric.)

karatewolfpunk wrote:

AHAHHA ! That was funny =]

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iiMNOTOKAY

[1432]Sep 2, 2006

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soccerdawg76 wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

Alright, I'm going to steal from a song I heard once when I was visiting Newgrounds. (also, this was also written a few years ago, back when certain people in the song were considered good-looking)

WARNING: it uses the word "Boner" many times.

Aang: Got a boner. In class. Class is over but I got this boner yeah. Got a boner. Think fast. I'm the owner of a big ole boner yeah

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Aang: Got a boner. In class. Class is over but I got this boner. She leans over. bra-strap. Teachers older but I got this boner yeah

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

Aang: OH NO

Aang: (Talking) Oh golly, what am I gonna do to get rid of my erection, Sokka

Sokka: (Talking) I don't know Aang. Sounds like you got yourself in a real pickle

Zuko: (Talking) I thing we should think of things that are not hot, like

Sokka: Baseball

Zuko: Hockey

Sokka: Janet Reno

Zuko: Little Speedo

Sokka: Teletubbies

Zuko: My sister naked

Aang: Ew

Sokka: Captain Kangaroo

Zuko: Uh, Sperm Whale

Aang: (his mind failing him) Christinia Aguilara. On top of Britney Spears. In a hot tub. In a hot tub

Aang: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Sokka: Dental assistant

Aang: Women's Tennis

Zuko: Brad Pitt

(Music stops)

Aang: What? Brad Pitt?

Sokka: Yeah. Didn't ya see Interview with a Vampire? Didn't ya?

(They all look down. Music starts)

Sokka: OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN! OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN! OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN! OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN!

One of the weirdest songs ever.

LMAO, Brad Pitt, lol!

AHAHAHAA ! OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS !! Brad Pittt... hehe =]

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karatewolfpunk
[1433]Sep 2, 2006
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*Zuko and Katara are dating*

Zuko: Why do try to leave when Katara and I are together? OH! You don't like her, do you?

Aang: No - what?

Zuko: You are coming on our date tonight.

At the date...

Katara: Hey Aang, you want me to set you up with one of my friends? She's really pretty.

Aang: Uh - no thanks.

KAtara: I have plenty of ugly friends that are available.

Aang: I have to go. (Walk away)

Zuko (catches up with Aang): Why were you so rude? Pretend to like her!

Aang: I like her!

Zuko: Then what's the problem? LIKE HER!

Aang: Oh, okay. You want me to tell her the truth? That I've liked her ever since I laid eyes on her, and I want to hold her at night, and that I want to have her as my own and tell her that I love her?!

Zuko: That was good, but you can do better.
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Colonel_Brian

[1434]Sep 2, 2006

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karatewolfpunk wrote:

*Zuko and Katara are dating* Zuko: Why do try to leave when Katara and I are together? OH! You don't like her, do you? Aang: No - what? Zuko: You are coming on our date tonight. At the date... Katara: Hey Aang, you want me to set you up with one of my friends? She's really pretty. Aang: Uh - no thanks. KAtara: I have plenty of ugly friends that are available. Aang: I have to go. (Walk away) Zuko (catches up with Aang): Why were you so rude? Pretend to like her! Aang: I like her! Zuko: Then what's the problem? LIKE HER! Aang: Oh, okay. You want me to tell her the truth? That I've liked her ever since I laid eyes on her, and I want to hold her at night, and that I want to have her as my own and tell her that I love her?! Zuko: That was good, but you can do better.

Aang you're a dirty licentious little boy

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sluggmunki_tx

[1435]Sep 2, 2006

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Colonel_Brian wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Aang you're a dirty licentious little boy

You're telling me.

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Colonel_Brian

[1436]Sep 2, 2006

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sluggmunki_tx wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Aang you're a dirty licentious little boy

You're telling me.

Finaly someone that understands my vocab

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sluggmunki_tx

[1437]Sep 2, 2006

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Colonel_Brian wrote:

sluggmunki_tx wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Aang you're a dirty licentious little boy

You're telling me.

Finaly someone that understands my vocab

Naw, I cheated. I looked up dictionary.com *quickly hides in shame*

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metalcurtainrod

[1438]Sep 2, 2006

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sluggmunki_tx wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

sluggmunki_tx wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Aang you're a dirty licentious little boy

You're telling me.

Finaly someone that understands my vocab

Naw, I cheated. I looked up dictionary.com *quickly hides in shame*

lmao.

(I did that too

)

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karatewolfpunk
[1439]Sep 2, 2006
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*Katara and Eric are secretly dating. Eric, you are a bad boy.*

Eric: Something weird happened today.

Katara: What?

Eric: I think Katrina likes me.

Katara: You're kidding, right?

Eric: No, she touched my bicep!

Katara: Huh, Katrina just think you're attractive in a sexless kind of way. No wait...she knows about us!

Eric: No, what if she likes me? I mean she slapped my butt and touched my bulging bicep. (Touches bicep.) OMG she knows about us!
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Colonel_Brian

[1440]Sep 2, 2006

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metalcurtainrod wrote:

sluggmunki_tx wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

sluggmunki_tx wrote:

Colonel_Brian wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Aang you're a dirty licentious little boy

You're telling me.

Finaly someone that understands my vocab

Naw, I cheated. I looked up dictionary.com *quickly hides in shame*

lmao. (I did that too

)

Well just don't use it anymore cause it's a very naughty word.

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