We have words for lots of things that I decide not to use. Two words or less would be concise enough to express my sentiments at the moment. However, I go for other options from time to time like switching back and forth between passive and active voice or littering completely good sentences with an abundance of unnecessary adjectives. I selectively used the words "all two" instead of, more simply, using "both" because I wanted to present a front of a limited vocabulary and perhaps imply that I had trouble counting higher than two. I suppose it was neither clever nor clear enough to work.

And, uh, what shouldn't I pronounce with an L? Please, oh wise teacher, use specificity else I shall never learn.
As far as I see, my biggest mistake in my above post was the use of two consecutive articles. That was my lack of proofing. I take responsibility in my lapse for that mangled sentence.