Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
MarioMario54321 wrote: |
Here's another of mine: Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams Bloopers *Toph picks up a bottle of water wand was about to drink it* Aang: Don't drink that! Toph: *spits the water all over Katara* Why? Is it poison? Katara: *waterbends it off* Aang: In my dream, we were in the invasion, and you had to stop to go to the bathroom. We all died because of your tiny bladder. Tophweary) Hey....why do I suddenly feel...*she collapses to the floor* Director: CUT!! Toph, what's wrong? Toph: It's nothing.....I just.......can't get up. Director: Why? You were fine before. Toph: I think I have food poisoning.... Director: WHAT??? Why? *then he notices a Special Effects Guy carrying a bottle of poison* Director: You! Why are you carrying that bottle? Guy: I don't know what you're talking about. Director: You poisoned that bottled water didn't you? Guy: No... Director: DID YOU!?!?! Guy: All right I did!! Can't you take a joke? Director: YOU'RE ON PROBATION! Guy: F***!! Katara: Wait a minute! That water was all over me! Director: Aww man! Looks like this Episode will have to wait. Get these 2 girls out of here and cure them! Guy: *Takes Toph and Katara to a quarantine Room where they'll be healed* Director: Don't be too sad. You all get a raise for this. The next person to poison any water we use gets fired! |
tomtitan wrote: |
MDD: i want to make a naruto crossover! BK: naruto?! why would you want to do that?! MDD: naruto's a decent show with many similarities to avatar! BK: noooo, because avatar doesn't s*ck! if you want to make a real crossover you would crossover lost! MDD: LOST?! and you thought naruto was stupid! BK: lost is better than naruto now give me teh lazer! MDD: naruto is better and no! *they fight over teh lazer, but accidentally blast it in a random direction, it reflects all over the place, hitting various DVDs and creating all sorts of havoc and chaos* ozai: they never told you the true story of what happened to your father, did they zuko? zuko: lolwut? dad you've been in the sun too long! ozai: no, zuko, i am your father! zuko: .....no sh*t sherlock! ty lee: hey cutie! it looks like we're dancing! sokka: ty lee, i think you're trying to seduce me! azula: 3 nations descend upon the fire nation empire! ozai: this is blasphemy, this is madness! aang: madness? THIS IS AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! aang: sokka where are you going? sokka: to get some food! aang: but we have enough food! sokka: yes, but we don't have any cheeseburgers! combustion man: kiss my shiny metal @$$!! cm: IMMA FIRIN MUH LAZER!!!! sokka: by the way i was being sarcastic! aang: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel! sokka: oh lord no not again! generic villain: give me 1 reason why i should surrender! aang: actually there's 5! sokka: 1! toph: 2! zuko: 3! katara: 4! aang: 5! however you do the math, it all adds up to you going down. random citizen: is it a bird? other random citizen: is it a plane? other fandom citizen: no! it's superaang! sokka: that is a nice boulder! ozai: war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorace is strength! 2+2=5! sokka: hey! i'm the one who repeats stuff fo emphasis! EMPHASIS! aang: F is for friends who do stuff together U is for U and me! N is for NEwhere at any time at all down here in the deep blue sea! zuko: F is for fire that burns down the whole town U is for uranium...bombs! N is for no survivooooors when we- aang: zuko! that's not what the fun song is all about! *some time later, in XroD* *zuko shoots fire at aang* aang: but..we sang the fun song! aang: we're all in this togethe-WAIT!!!!!!!! sokka: what? i was just getting into the tune of that song! aang: THAT WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE MOOSE-CAMEL'S BACK! high school musical?! why are we singing that FFS?!?! ?: because the creators told you to! aang: who said that? ?: you can call me... the fourth wall! katara: who are you? 4th wall: i am a spirit, but i'm not from the spirit world, i'm from the real world! sokka: the real world? our world? 4th wall: no, the REAL world. you see, this is just a ficticious television show, none of what you have ever done is real! toph: lolwut? are you saying... we're just a story? 4th wall: more or less. aang: so who made the story? 4th wall: michael dante dimartino and bryan konietzko zuko: then they are to blame for these gorrific crossovers! 4th wall: exactly! and i say we should make them suffer for it! aang: well i agree! how do we get to this 'real world'? 4th wall: simple, you break me! katara: i get it! it's like the expression 'breaking the 4th wall' when a character in a play knows they're a character in a play. 4th wall: exactly! now attack me, and a portal to MDD and BK will reveal iteslf! *they attack 4th wall, he vanishes, and a swirling vortex appears* aang: it's time to meet our makers! sokka: aww! i wanted to say that! *they step through the portal* to be continued... |
tomtitan wrote: |
continuation: MDD: just give me the damn lazer! BK: NO! i want to do lost dammit! MDD: GIVE ME THE- *just then the gaang appear out of nowhere* BK: COSPLAYERS!!!!! THEY'VE PASSED OUR DEFENCES!! MDD: activating anti-cosplayer forcefield! *a forcefield that repels all fanboys and fangirls appears out of nowhere* aang: your days of making dumb parodies are over creators! i'm taking you down! MDD: wow, that cosplayer sounds a lot like the real aang! katara: he is the real aang stupids! we've broken the fourth wall to give you a piece of our mind! BK: fourth wall? wow these fanfics are getting worse and worse! zuko: THIS ISN'T A FANFICTION! we're the real deal! MDD: *laughing* prove it 'zuko'! *zuko shoots fire at them, the anti-cosplayer forcefield deflects it* BK: i don't believe it! the real gaang! sokka: we want to have a word with you! toph: what's with all these dumb parodies?! you made me british! BRI-TISH! MDD: hear us out! we had this cool crossover ray and we wanted to make a good crossover, with something decent, like naruto! BK: naruto?! lost! MDD: naruto! BK: lost! aang: lolwut? we don't know what these show you speak of are! MDD: you guys are going back where you came from! now! katara: or else what? BK: or else we zap you with the crossover ray and make you mystery inc. sokka: NOT SCOOBY DOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! BK: now you have some explaining to do! MDD: how did you get to the real world? zuko: several minutes later... BK: i see. zuko: wow! that was amazing, all i said was 'several minutes later' and you understood everything! BK: it's the writer's way of skipping dull parts of the story to get to the interesting bits. MDD: did you just break the fourth wall? BK: i did! on no! that means... MDD/BK: we're fictional! aang: which means... gaang: THIS IS A FANFIC!!! NOOOO!!!! 4th wall: come on, let's show this creator a piece of our mind! *they open a portal into the REAL real world* tomtitan: i wish i had a girlfriend. MDD: your days of tyranny are over fanfic creator! i'm taking you down! tomtitan: o rly? BK: ya rly! *they all attack* tomtitan: mwahahaha! you cannot defeat me! for i am making this fanfic! aang: he's right, this is all in his imagination! tomtitan: yes! and if i say... this is a scooby doo crossover, it becomes a scooby doo crossover! several minutes later! zuko: oh no not that! villager: you're going to be locked up forever! hama: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids! katara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tomtitan: the end! mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! |
The scene takes place as Iroh is about to fight Ozai`s angels...
Iroh:Azula,you and you`re angels cant win.You`re outnumbered.
Azula:You foolish old man!There is three of us and only one of you!
*Aang appears*
Aang:Make that two!
Azula:The quickster!
Zuko:Three!
Ty-lee:Captain magma!
Toph:Four!
Mai:The blind bandit!
Katara:Five!
All three:MRS.P.M.S-ENCE?!!
Iroh:And me makes ten!!.....I think.
Sokka:Add in Boomerang Man,and you`ve got.....THE GAANGU FORCE!!!!!HA!!!!!
*They all start doing some wierd formation*
Azula:...These are the lamest enemies I have ever faced.
.....
And now,a word from our sponsers...
*Zuko appears in a small,dark room,talking to the audience.*
Zuko:Hey,Zuko here...Did you know it is illegal to say..."I want to kill fire-lord Ozai of the fire nation."It`s veryillegal.It`s very,very illegal.Of course,it`s okey for me,because I was just simply telling you it wasnt okey to say..."I want to kill fire lord Ozai of the fire nation."Im just simply making a public announcement,see.Also,it is very illegal to say "I really,really want someone to kill fire lord Ozai of the fire nation."It`s super illegal,very,extremely illegal.But it is okay to say..."With a fire-ball lauching catapult."It`s a sentance on it`s own.It`s an incomplete sentance,but still a sentance.It may or may not have something to do with the sentance before it.It`s legal,perfectly fine.It is also extremely,utterly illegal to say on telivision..."The best place to fire a fire-ball with a fire-ball launching catapultthrough the palace of the fire-lord is by standing on the royal fire-nation huet building,because you have a clear shot and there is minimal security to shoot straight into the fire lord`s bedroom."...Insanely illegal!Rediculously,recklessly,insanely illegal!...Yet it is even more illegal to show a diagram...
*A diagram suddenly shows up*
Zuko:EXTREMELY ILLEGAL!!!Rediculously,horribly,insanely illegal!!It is insanely felonious!!They will come to you`re house in the middle of the night,lock you up,and they willchew you up and spit you out like an angry rhino!!Extremely,horrendusly,ludicrously illegal!!.....One thing that is technically legal to say,though,is..."We have a secret group hidden under the royal fire-nation bridge and our password is 'Burnsome'"*Raises his fist into the air.*
dude2dawg555 wrote: |
The scene takes place as Iroh is about to fight Ozai`s angels... Iroh:Azula,you and you`re angels cant win.You`re outnumbered. Azula:You foolish old man!There is three of us and only one of you! *Aang appears* Aang:Make that two! Azula:The quickster! Zuko:Three! Ty-lee:Captain magma! Toph:Four! Mai:The blind bandit! Katara:Five! All three:MRS.P.M.S-ENCE?!! Iroh:And me makes ten!!.....I think. Sokka:Add in Boomerang Man,and you`ve got.....THE GAANGU FORCE!!!!!HA!!!!! *They all start doing some wierd formation* Azula:...These are the lamest enemies I have ever faced. ..... And now,a word from our sponsers... *Zuko appears in a small,dark room,talking to the audience.* Zuko:Hey,Zuko here...Did you know it is illegal to say..."I want to kill fire-lord Ozai of the fire nation."It`s very illegal.It`svery,very illegal.Of course,it`s okey for me,because I was just simply telling you it wasnt okey to say..."I want to kill fire lord Ozai of the fire nation."Im just simply making a public announcement,see.Also,it is very illegal to say "I really,really want someone to kill fire lord Ozai of the fire nation."It`s super illegal,very,extremely illegal.But it is okay to say..."With a fire-ball lauching catapult."It`s a sentance on it`s own.It`s an incomplete sentance,but still a sentance.It may or may not have something to do with the sentance before it.It`s legal,perfectly fine.It is also extremely,utterly illegal to say on telivision..."The best place to fire a fire-ball with a fire-ball launching catapultthrough the palace of the fire-lord is by standing on the royal fire-nation huet building,because you have a clear shot and there is minimal security to shoot straight into the fire lord`s bedroom."...Insanely illegal!Rediculously,recklessly,insanely illegal!...Yet it is even more illegal to show a diagram... *A diagram suddenly shows up* Zuko:EXTREMELY ILLEGAL!!!Rediculously,horribly,insanely illegal!!It is insanely felonious!!They will come to you`re house in the middle of the night,lock you up,and they willchew you up and spit you out like an angry rhino!!Extremely,horrendusly,ludicrously illegal!!.....One thing that is technicallylegal to say,though,is..."We have a secret group hiddenunder the royal fire-nation bridge and our password is 'Burnsome'"*Raises his fist into the air.* |
Continued from part 1...
Mai:Well...this sucks.
Iroh:Gaangu force,attack!!And remember,always aim for the groin!!
Azula:Oh no!Please,have mercy!
Zuko:Cracka towa!!*Shoots fire at them,and it accidently hits aang in the face insted.*
Aang:AHHHHH!!!!!GET IT OFF!!!OW,IT BURNS!!!*Starts speeding around,trying the get the fire out*GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOGFF!!!!!
Katara: ZUKO!!!IM GUNNA KILL YOU!!!*Starts strangeling him*
Zuko:It was an accident!!It wasnt my fault!!I didnt mean too!!Help me!!She`s killing me!!AHHHHHH!!!!!
Iroh:Hey,quit killing my nephew,ya crazy putskah!*Tries to pull katara off him*And cant you simply put the fire out?
Katara:*Not completely listening.*NO WAY,HE HURT AANG!!I WARNED YOU ZUKO!!!I TOLD YOU IF YOU DARE HURT A HAIR ON HIM,I WOULD DESTROY YOU,AND YOU DIDNT LISTEN!!!!!NOW,IM GUNNA F$*(%EN END YOU!!!!
Zuko:OWWW!!!MY GROIN!!!WHY WOULD YOU STAB SOMEONE WITH A SHARP ICICLE THERE?!!WHYYYY?!!!!
Sokka:At least he now knows why she`s called "Mrs.P.M.S-Ence."And Katara,he doesnt have hair.
Toph:*Sighs*...I`ll handle it from here.*Raises a boulder,and is ready to throw it at the angels,and just as she throws it,aang accidently runs into her at a high speed,so fast she wasnt able to sencehim,while his whole head is on fire,hitting her hard enough to send her off a cliff*AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*The boulder that toph threw is already flying,and ends up hitting both Zuko and Katara,knocking them out.*
*A few minutes later,after the fire consumes his whole body,it eventually goes out,leaving nothing but aang`s shoes with smoke coming out of them,which are still running*
Aang:*Still running at a slower pace,his body completely incinerated.Then he stops and starts panting*...Glad thats over.
Sokka:Well,looks like it`s up to Boomerang man to save the day!I`ll just walk around sneakilly,use stealth and cunning,and attack them from behind with my boomerang,and knock them all out.They wont know what hit th-Oh forget it!We`re screwed!*Runs away*
Iroh....................*Sits down*
Azula:W-we-we did it!!We won!!This day belongs to EVIL!!!*Walks up to Iroh.*You lost,Iroh.And,as the hero/villain rule book says,you have to give in to my demands!!
Iroh:Alright.Whadda ya want?
Mai:A life time supply of rose-petals!!
Ty-lee:And some finesexy bottles to make me more hott!!It`s like sexyfine,but it`s a perfume,and it`s for girls...And it causes Kataang insted of Zutara!!YAY KATAANG!!!!!
Mai:Yeah,it`s much better than zutara!Not NEARLY as good as Maizu,though!Thats the best one!!
Iroh:Oh please,you`re all crazy shmuts,Zutara is so much better!I mean,look how thier on top of each other and spraweled on the ground like that!
Mai:Thier unconsious,Iroh...
Iroh:You`re point?
Azula:You`re into Zutara,uncle?
Iroh:Yeah,why do you think I used so many sexyfine bottles?!It wasnt certainly just to make myself look like Chuck Norris with grey hair and a hot yitish accent,thats for sure.
Azula:>__>;Okey then,anyways...first,I want world domination.Second,I want you to eat dirt.And Third...I want an adult sized krabby patty.
Iroh:Alright,fine.Even though I dont know what the shpitskah a krabby patty is...
Azula:Now,start eating some dir-*The angels are suddenly mowed down by a bunch of fanboys holding bottles of finesexy bottles in thier hands*...ACK!!Why the heck are boys chasing me with bottles of perfume?!
Mai:...Is it just me,or has everyone been drinking the cactus juice?
Ty-lee:FINESEXY!!!YAY!!!
Iroh:.....*Runs away quickly while the angels continue to get mobbed by the fanboys.*Seeya later,ya bunch of crazy plotz!!
SalFishFin: *steals crossover ray*
Hama: IMPERIO!
Ozai: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Azula: CRUCIO!
Aang: EXPECTO PATRONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
Katara: AGUAMENTI!
Zuko: Expeliarmus!
okay, anyone have more? I'm spent...
SalFishFin wrote: |
SalFishFin: *steals crossover ray* Hama: IMPERIO! Ozai: AVADA KEDAVRA! Azula: CRUCIO! Aang: EXPECTO PATRONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! Katara: AGUAMENTI! Zuko: Expeliarmus! okay, anyone have more? I'm spent... |
DanSandwichBoy wrote: |
"The Warriors of Kyoshi" Aang: You know what I think? You just don't want to come because you're jealous. Katara: Jealous!? Of what? Aang: Jealous because we're having so much fun without you. Katara: That's ridiculous! Aang: It is a little ridiculous, but I understand. Katara: (scoffs and walks away) Air head. (Katara's last line is cut out of audio later onfor unknown reasons) |