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    readapost

    [3881]May 21, 2008
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    The five ways to annoy Aang
    5. Eat meat around him.
    4. Sell Momo on Ebay.
    3. Everytime he gets up yell Aang a ring Aang a ring!
    2. Make funny puns like I bet your were frosted to be ice.
    1!. Replace Katara with someone thats 400 pounds and tell Aang this actor works cheap and we can latch Kattaang!
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    terminatorSSF

    [3882]May 25, 2008
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    hello. Is there anyone here.

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    tomtitan

    [3883]May 26, 2008
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    Avatar Abridged. Appa's Lost Days.

    Four Weeks Ago.
    Appa: Lawlwut? Dudes trying to steal me? Is Appa gonna hafta eat a b***h?
    *sandbenders steal Appa*
    Aang: Dude, where's my Bison?
    Sandbender: Take the stuff in his saddle.
    *sandbenders empty his saddle*
    Appa: Finally, someone took that thing off me. It was bad enough ferrying four whiny brats around the world but I had to take their stuff too!
    Ghashuin: You can talk?
    Appa: Well my lips are movng and words are coming out.
    G: But you're just a dumb animal!
    Appa: For that, I pwn one of your sand-sailers.
    *pwns sand sailer*
    G: And for that, we sell you. People will pay good money for a talking don..bison. You're coming with me.
    Bettle Merchant: So you're honestly trying to sell me a flying cow?
    G: Yes, we'll take our gold nao kthxbi.
    B: Not so fast. We don't want a stupid fat cow!
    G: Yeah, you've already got one, yo momma!
    B: Not doing a very good job of selling the bison.
    G: Did I mention it talks?
    B: Prove it.
    G: (to Appa) Yo cow-
    Appa: I have a name y'know. Appa.
    B: My god, it talks.
    G: I'll be taking my gold now.
    B: Sold! Guys, load the cow up!
    Appa: Oh no, you ain't taking me! *tries to fly off*
    Beetle Merchant 1: Get the Shirshu Spit Darts!
    Beetle Merchant 2: I've got it! *over-dramatic pose*
    *spit darts Appa*
    Appa: Please, what is this? Tranquiliser? C'mon you can do better than that!
    BM1: Either that or we shoot cyanide.
    Appa: Tranquiliser it is!

    Circus dude: So, you're a flying cow.
    Appa: Name's Appa, learn it.
    CD: I'll call you Bob if I want to.
    Appa: Bob works.
    CD: You'll be doing tricks to entertain people, and you'll like it. Got it?
    Appa: Yeah, not happening.
    *flies away*

    *flashback dream sequence*
    Woman: Choose a sky bison.
    Aang: I'll choose you.
    Appa: Well maybe I don't want to be chos-Is that apple fresh? Hello new owner!
    *end flashback dream sequence*
    Farmer: Aah! A monster!
    Appa: Oh noez! Is Appa gonna hafta eat a b***h?
    *flies off*
    Iroh: Oy vey the Avat-
    Zuko: What was that?
    Iroh: Nothing.
    Zuko: Have you found a way for daddy to love me?
    Iroh: Umm..No...Ve'll go with that... Yeah...

    Appa: This cave looks nice. I'll just settle here and-
    Suki: Appa? Is that you?
    Appa: No it's George Lopez. Of course it's me you blonde!
    Suki: I didn't know you could talk.
    Appa: Would you rather I went through this Appa-centric episode without speaking?
    Suki: Fair enough. Let me wash you.
    Appa: Hell yes! Appa likey!
    *kyoshi warriors clean Appa*
    Appa: So, what you say me and you grab some-
    Azula: Is Azula gonna hafta burn a b***h?
    Appa: Hey, f*** off.
    Azula: Where's the Avatar?
    Suki: Avatar? What Avatar?
    Azula: Don't play dumb with me you blonde, tell me where he is.
    Suki: What am I? His fangirl?
    Ty Lee: I c wut yu did thar.
    Suki: I'm just the love interest of his friend. I don't serve the plot in any way.
    Azula: Love interest of his friend huh? In about 20 episodes I can use this to my advantage. Come on, you're going to be my sex sl-I mean..prisoner...sure..we'll go with that...
    Suki: Over my dead body.
    Azula: That can be arranged.
    Suki: Appa. P*** off.
    Appa: I'm going believe me.

    Appa: Aah, the Eastern Air Temple.
    Guru: Guru Pathik I am. To the Eastern Air Temple I welcome you.
    Appa: Is Appa gonna hafta eat a b***h?
    Guru: On your side I am. Talk s*** I can. Provide fuel for numerous zutarian arguments I will. Talk like Yoda I must.
    Appa: You're a terrible Yoda.
    Guru: That I know.
    Appa: Look can you just tell me where the kid is? I'm getting pretty hungry. The kid snuggles me too much but my god does he feed me.
    Guru: In Ba Sing Se he is.
    Appa: Oh well that's specific. Do you know whereabouts in the biggest f*****g city in the world he is?
    Guru: Know I do not.

    Appa: Okay, I'm in Ba Sing Se. Huh? A bison whistle. Well that makes my job a little easier.
    Long Feng: 'Sup?
    Appa: Is Appa gonna hafta eat a b***h?
    Long Feng: You're coming with me.
    Appa: Will you feed me?
    LF: Suuure...Why not?
    Appa: Okay then, beam me up scotty.
    du-du-duuuu.
    El Fin.
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    Miroku78

    [3884]May 26, 2008
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    terminatorSSF wrote:

    hello. Is there anyone here.
    GTFO!!! Man, you've done nothing good to this thread man!

    Stop postin youtube links in this thread. This thread is for postin bloopers not postin video clips.

    Edited on 05/26/2008 5:05am
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    terminatorSSF

    [3885]May 26, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    terminatorSSF wrote:

    hello. Is there anyone here.
    GTFO!!! Man, you've done nothing good to this thread man!

    Stop postin youtube links in this thread. This thread is for postin bloopers not postin video clips.

    Ok Ok.I have if you hadn't seen.

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    Miroku78

    [3886]May 26, 2008
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    terminatorSSF wrote:
    Miroku78 wrote:
    terminatorSSF wrote:

    hello. Is there anyone here.
    GTFO!!! Man, you've done nothing good to this thread man!

    Stop postin youtube links in this thread. This thread is for postin bloopers not postin video clips.

    Ok Ok.I have if you hadn't seen.
    Aight... just I'm a little stressed. with this whole spoiler thing and what not. Sorry man. * walks away *
    Edited on 05/26/2008 8:15am
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    MegStar14

    [3887]May 26, 2008
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    Katara: *kills Ozai*

    *EVRYONE CHEERS*

    Aang: *kills Katara* Katara, u b***h! I was supposed to kill Ozai. It was supposed to be *stomps foot on the ground* me, me, me, ME!!!

    *AANG'S PARENTS R WATCHING FR. THE SPIRIT WORLD*

    Voice from nowhere: Next time, use condoms.

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    terminatorSSF

    [3888]May 26, 2008
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    [QUOTE="Nalesnik"]
    the_mental_teen wrote:
    *off set. Sokka is actually a teacher and the rest of the cast is in his class* Sokka: Can anyone tell me the answer to how to explain Newton's 3rd law? Toph: I think I know the answer Mr. Sokka *Aang imitates her in a kiddish way* Toph: SHUT UP TWINKLETOES! Aang: STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU ****IN' HANDICAP!! Sokka: Aang, did you just say the F word? Aang: ...handicap? Toph: No, he's talking about ****. You can't **** in school you ****in' Airbender! Sokka: TOPH! Aang: Why the **** not? Sokka: Aang! Zuko: Dude, you said **** again. Sokka: Zuko! Katara: **** Sokka: Katara! Aang: What's the big deal it doesn't hurt anyone, ****, ****idy, ****,****,****. Sokka: How would you like a beating?! Aang: How would you like to suck my balls! *everyone gasps* Sokka: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! Aang: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I meant was... *Grabs megaphone* Aang: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, SOKKA!! *Sokka just stares blankly Zuko: Holy **** dude.
    I'm sorry I just HAD to bring this one back.
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    terminatorSSF

    [3890]May 26, 2008
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    Aang: you know yesterday. I met this guy who was 15. He kept on saying. Oh god. I live in the projects. I got no money. My mom is 3 years older than me.

    Sokka. Man his mom is old enough to be his girlfriend.

    Aang: I think she is.

    Gaang: *shivers*

    Edited on 05/26/2008 2:07pm
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    readapost

    [3891]May 27, 2008
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    ( Any eps)

    Sokka: I'm mad!

    Aang: Me too!

    Toph: Me three!

    Aang why are you mad?

    Toph: I can't open this can.

    Aang: Whats in the can?

    Toph: Prunes.

    Aang When did you like prunes.

    Toph Well...

    Flashback

    Iroh: Oh yeah dont forget eat prunes they help. Toph: With what?

    Iroh: You'll see.

    Toph: I'm blind! End flashback

    Aang: You know why Im mad Sokka: Your bald? When we go out to eat you need a highchair?

    Aang: Dude you said you would not tell!

    Toph: Ok why are you mad Aang?

    Aang: I not in Smach Boss Brawl!

    Sokka Im mad becase I got a lawsuit!

    Aang: For what?

    Sokka: Sokka's master is copyed from The last Samri.

    End of the day.....

    Toph: (In a very low voice )A highchair?

    Sokka: Yes until he got lifts in season 2.

    Aang: Your so hurful! Im going to join Zuko's emo corner club!

    End Aang as Anng, Sokka as Sokka, Toph as Toph.

    Paid for by Zuko's emo corner.
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    Miroku78

    [3892]May 27, 2008
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    * sighs *

    Uh, have you 2 (terminatorssf and readapost) noticed that this thread's practically deserted?
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    readapost

    [3893]May 27, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    * sighs *

    Uh, have you 2 (terminatorssf and readapost) noticed that this thread's practically deserted?
    We must try to save it as long as we can.
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    tomtitan

    [3895]May 27, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    Look at the 1st 10 pages.

    You and terminatorssf are practically the reason why it got deserted.

    Tomtitan said so himself at the Refuge.
    *facepalm*

    I said it at the refuge because that's not the kind of thing you tell someone. Have a little tact. I said it somewhere where I wouldn't insult them.
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    terminatorSSF

    [3896]May 27, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Miroku78 wrote:
    Look at the 1st 10 pages. You and terminatorssf are practically the reason why it got deserted. Tomtitan said so himself at the Refuge.
    *facepalm* I said it at the refuge because that's not the kind of thing you tell someone. Have a little tact. I said it somewhere where I wouldn't insult them.

    I am not insulted. I hope we can get past this.

    NO I AM NOT ON CRACK!

    Edited on 05/27/2008 4:22pm
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    readapost

    [3897]May 27, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Miroku78 wrote:
    Look at the 1st 10 pages.

    You and terminatorssf are practically the reason why it got deserted.

    Tomtitan said so himself at the Refuge.
    *facepalm*

    I said it at the refuge because that's not the kind of thing you tell someone. Have a little tact. I said it somewhere where I wouldn't insult them.
    Um are you talking about me? Becase Im insulted if it is?
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    kataang_lover

    [3898]May 27, 2008
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    Wooo!!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!! Now if I could think of a blooper....................

    (later) Oooh!!! I got one!

    Aang:Katara.....I love you
    Katara:*cracks up*
    Aang:What? Is there something on my face? Is Sokka doing something behind my back?
    Katara:No....you're just so short.
    Director:Cut!!!! Katara!!!
    Katara:Sorry, let me try again.
    Aang:Katara......I love you
    Katara:............
    Director:Cut!!!!!
    Katara:Just one more time
    Aang:Katara........I love-
    Katara:
    Aang: *goes into the avatar state and kills her*
    Director: Darn it Aang!!! Why did you kill her?
    Sokka:Hey!! You killed my sister!!!
    Zuko: And the other part of Zutara!!!! Now it's just Zu!!!!!!
    Both: Get him!!!!!
    *Aang is dead and everyone is happy. Though they mourn the death of Katara*
    Edited on 05/28/2008 2:24pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    KingAtticus

    [3899]May 27, 2008
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    *Here's a classic*

    Iroh: Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname, "The Dragon of the West"?

    Azula: I'm not interested in your silly antidotes, Uncle.

    Iroh: Anecdote.

    Azula: What?

    Iroh: You said "antidote" not "anecdote."

    Azula: I did say that!

    Iroh: No, you didn't.

    Zuko: Yeah, you didn't.

    Azula: Oh that's it! You're both dead!

    Iroh: I believe you meant "deaf" instead.
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    kataang_lover

    [3900]May 28, 2008
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    Where has everyone gone??? It's deserted..........they forsook us!!!!
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