Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| tokyoberry wrote: |
umm.... so bored, so here's another one.... it's the next part of my previous one..... aang: is she dead? toph: hold on.... *lifts the rock to reveal a katara dummy smashed* it's just a dummy! now where'd the real katara go? *katara watches from a nearby tree and tries, but fails, to hold back her laughing* aang: she's in the tree! get her! toph: just let her go, we can get her later..... we have a honeymoon to get to! let's go to kyoshi island... i heard it's nice there. aang: um... okay..... i guess.... but when do i pick where we go? toph: after we go to kyoshi island! now kiss me, or else we'll look wierd. *later on kyoshi island* toph: how do i look? does this make my butt look big? aang: *snickers* yes.... toph: i want a divorce! |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
LMAO NO DIVORCE!! GO TO THAT AREA ZUKO AND JIN WENT IN BSS!! Sorry, but this actually sounds possible! |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
*CONTINUED* *WARNING, THIS CONTAINS DIRTY HUMOR* Sokka: Where are Aang and Toph? Katara: Noku and Ito should have them by now. *They see them running like crazy out of the hotel* Sokka: What happened?! Noku: Uhh...nothing. Ito: You don't want to know... Noku: SHUT UP!! *Noku hits Ito on the back of the head* Katara: What happened... Noku: Nothing...really! *A big rock comes flying out of the building* Everyone: WHAT THE HOLY F***!?! *They run inside to the room* Katara: What the h3ll happened?! Sokka: Hello?!! Noku: *Whisper* You think what I think happened? Ito: *Whisper* Yeah, I think... *They find the 2 in the destroyed room* Everyone, again: 0_o Aang: Uhh...Toph did it a little too hard. Toph: No, you did!! Noku: Time to go!! Ito: RUN FOR IT!!! *They all leave Aang and Toph, as the entire hotel gets destroyed by the overuse of rocks flying* Noku: That's disturbing. Aren't they only 12?! Ito: Oh boy...didn't they get married?! Sokka and Katara: Yes... Ito: Oh cr@p...uhh...let's leave before the cops come! *They all run for it out of the area as the cops and firemen arrive shortly after* |
| Maylene wrote: | ||||
ROFLMAO! OMG! That (both posts) was hiliarious! And what The_Mental_Teen said, no divorce! So Tokyoberry, what's Koko's reaction? Will she be making a move on Aang? Oh and the_mental_teen I don't know if you're other post was answering my question, but seriously (anyone can answer) who was on top? Or who do you think would be on top? |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
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oh, i forgot to tell you about the wedding! but i'll do that now.
*at toph and aang's wedding*
pastor: you may now kiss the bride!
toph: yeah, whatever!
pastor: okay then, close enough.
*toph and aang kiss, and katara walks in, infuriated*
katara: dang! if sokka wouldn't have taken that bathroom break, then i would've been sooner and i could've stopped the wedding!
toph: well too late, sugar queen! we're already married.
aang: katara, i just wanted to say....
katara: .... that you want to divorce toph?
aang: no, i was just going to say that dress makes your butt look big! see ya! toph and i need to go on our honeymoon! toph, where do you want to go?
toph: somewhere where i can find something to wear other than this rediculous dress!
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||||||
uhh...whoever you want it to be? I don't really want to get to deep in detail... |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||||
*CONTINUED* *Everyone stops running and looks at the sight from a hill* Noku: This will be on the front page of BSS Daily. Ito: You think?! Sokka: Geez...never knew... Katara: *Quietly* and i was supposed to be there... Ito: Huh? Katara: Nothing! Noku: No, I heard you... *Realizes it* Noku: HOLY MOTHERF***ER, A THREESOME?!! Ito and Sokka: 0_o Katara: Oh boy...uhh...yeah...it was Aang's wedding wish. Ito: Holy s*** dude, this is worse than when I was forced to go out with Azula. Everyone: 0_o Ito: No, it didn't go THAT far, I managed to escape before she locked the door. Noku: 0_o (still) Didn't need to know that. Ito: Well...now you do! |
| tokyoberry wrote: | ||||
oh, i forgot to tell you about the wedding! but i'll do that now. *at toph and aang's wedding* pastor: you may now kiss the bride! toph: yeah, whatever! pastor: okay then, close enough. *toph and aang kiss, and katara walks in, infuriated* katara: dang! if sokka wouldn't have taken that bathroom break, then i would've been sooner and i could've stopped the wedding! toph: well too late, sugar queen! we're already married. aang: katara, i just wanted to say.... katara: .... that you want to divorce toph? aang: no, i was just going to say that dress makes your butt look big! see ya! toph and i need to go on our honeymoon! toph, where do you want to go? toph: somewhere where i can find something to wear other than this rediculous dress! |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||||||
Boy, I can go on now!! *Continued* Katara: So...how did it go? Ito: What? Katara: That date with Azula? Ito: Why do you want to know? Noku: Don't tell her, she might want to remember this to turn herself on. Ito: SHE'S A GIRL!! Noku: You know what I mean!! Sokka: Umm...I'm going to throw up over here... *Runs off behind a tree and vomits* Katara: *Now holding Ito up* WHAT HAPPENED?! Ito: NOTHING!! NORMAL STUPID DATE!! Noku: What about the thing with her almost locking the door? Ito: Oh boy... Katara: *looking interested* Ito: NO, I'M STOPPING!! Katara: TELL ME D@MNIT!! Ito: She tied me up, threw me on the bed, and went into the bathroom to 'get ready'. But I managed to crawl out since she didn't lock the door. HAPPY NOW?! Katara and Noku: 0_o Ito: Didn't want to say it... |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||||||||
This is fun! *CONTINUED* *They go into the hospital to find Aang and Toph in seperate beds covered in casts* Noku: Had fun I guess? Aang and Toph: H3LL YEAH! Ito:... Katara: What's injured? Aang: Around the pelvis area mostly. Toph: Me too. Sokka: Uhh...your not going to heal them are you? Katara:*looks excited* I want to help! Noku: She wants that threesome bad huh? Ito: Uhh...yeah...I guess...let's get out of here before things heat up in front of us! *They were about to leave the room when Ito gets socked in the face and gets dragged away by Azula* Noku: Ahh s***, now we have to rescue him from Crazy Lava Girl. Sokka: I'm leaving! This world is too crazy!! *He runs off* Noku: Ugh...here I come to rescue Ito and, again, see two ppl on each other. I'm going to either have awesome dreams or awful nightmares... |
Book 3 Fire, Chapter 4 Sokka's Master
Sokka: Master i want to learn spanish.
Master: What???? you don't need to speak spanish you piece of cr@p!!!
Sokka: F*ck you b*tch!! i want to learn
Master: Ok!! but you would have to do EVERYTHING i say, ok?
Sokka: Yes!! now begins with this $hit!!, i want to pronounce in a good spanish, so teach me b*tch!!!
Master: Ok!! ehhh, lets begin with the vowel A, undress please!
Sokka: What the heck!! are you high or what?
Master: DO as i say b*tch!!! do you want to learn?
Sokka: Ok, ok ok!!!!! Jezz dude your are sick.
Master: Ok, now put yourself in a four leg position
Sokka: What????
Master: You know!! like doggie style, with you hands touching the floor and...
Sokka: No way in hell!!!! F*ck you! motherf*ck*r!!
Master: What's your problem? son of a b*tch!! i am a professional!!
Sokka: Ok!!!!!!
Sokka put himself??in doggie style then the Master take his pants off and f*ck Sokka.
Sokka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Master: Ok lesson finished!! come tomorrow and i will teach you how to pronounciate letter B.
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Censor: STOP EVERYTHING!!!
Director: who are you meant to be?
Censor: I am the censor sent to check out all of the kids show and frankly??I must say that this show just won't do.
Director: And what, may I ask, is wrong with it?
Censor: Well let's start with the characters you have playing the heros; You have the lead constantly jump off of high places, kick flaming balls shot from catapaults, shot him with lightning and countless other??dangerous activities.
Aang: She??has a point.
Director: How are you meant to have action without a little danger?
Censor: You're the director, that's your problem. Next for the whole first season, you had one female travel with four males unchaperoned. Highly inappropriate.
Katara: How can it inappropriate? Nothing would happen!??Aang's a monk, Sokka's my brother and Appa & Momo aren't even human!!!
Censor: (continuing)??When you did introduce another female character, she is very bad mannered and vulgar.
Toph: (Picking her nose) So?
Censor: So as a kid's show you are meant to teach proper manners, (sniffs) not mention proper hygeine.
Aang: Well what about Sokka?
Censor: We like him.
Director: You do?
Censor: Of course, we are all for you representing mentally impaired minors.
Sokka: HA! IN YOUR FACE, ARROW HEAD!!! (pause)??What did you call me?
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Censor: STOP EVERYTHING!!! Director: who are you meant to be? Censor: I am the censor sent to check out all of the kids show and frankly??I must say that this show just won't do. Director: And what, may I ask, is wrong with it? Censor: Well let's start with the characters you have playing the heros; You have the lead constantly jump off of high places, kick flaming balls shot from catapaults, shot him with lightning and countless other??dangerous activities. Aang: She??has a point. Director: How are you meant to have action without a little danger? Censor: You're the director, that's your problem. Next for the whole first season, you had one female travel with four males unchaperoned. Highly inappropriate. Katara: How can it inappropriate? Nothing would happen!??Aang's a monk, Sokka's my brother and Appa & Momo aren't even human!!! Censor: (continuing)??When you did introduce another female character, she is very bad mannered and vulgar. Toph: (Picking her nose) So? Censor: So as a kid's show you are meant to teach proper manners, (sniffs) not mention proper hygeine. Aang: Well what about Sokka? Censor: We like him. Director: You do? Censor: Of course, we are all for you representing mentally impaired minors. Sokka: HA! IN YOUR FACE, ARROW HEAD!!! (pause)??What did you call me? |
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| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Censor: STOP EVERYTHING!!! Director: who are you meant to be? Censor: I am the censor sent to check out all of the kids show and frankly??I must say that this show just won't do. Director: And what, may I ask, is wrong with it? Censor: Well let's start with the characters you have playing the heros; You have the lead constantly jump off of high places, kick flaming balls shot from catapaults, shot him with lightning and countless other??dangerous activities. Aang: She??has a point. Director: How are you meant to have action without a little danger? Censor: You're the director, that's your problem. Next for the whole first season, you had one female travel with four males unchaperoned. Highly inappropriate. Katara: How can it inappropriate? Nothing would happen!??Aang's a monk, Sokka's my brother and Appa & Momo aren't even human!!! Censor: (continuing)??When you did introduce another female character, she is very bad mannered and vulgar. Toph: (Picking her nose) So? Censor: So as a kid's show you are meant to teach proper manners, (sniffs) not mention proper hygeine. Aang: Well what about Sokka? Censor: We like him. Director: You do? Censor: Of course, we are all for you representing mentally impaired minors. Sokka: HA! IN YOUR FACE, ARROW HEAD!!! (pause)??What did you call me? |
*Can't stop laughing*
