Job Interviews for a Firebending Master

Aang: Why do you want to teach me firebending?

Jeong Jeong: Because I am the greatest master of all time.


Katara:Yeah.... I think you need a teacher that is less.... crazy.


#2


Aang: Why do you want to teach me firebending?


Roku: So I can get away from my wife.


Sokka: NEXT!


#3


Aang: Why do you want to teach me firebending?


Zuko: Because I don't want daddy to love me now and im afraid that if he loves me again i'll blow up-*whiny rant*


Katara and Toph: YES!


Sokka and Aang: Don't we get a say in this?


Haru, Teo, and the Duke: What about us?


Katara and Toph: NO!!!


Zuko: Yay!!

Aang: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

Sokka: I sleep all night and I work all day!

Haru: He's a lumberjack and he's okay!

Teo and the Duke: He's sleeps all night and he works all day!

Aang: I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers!

Toph: Any clue?

Katara: None whatsoever.

*twitches even more*
W....T....F was that? It was funny but...... It made fun of my favorite Titan in the whole world *dies*

sorry about that earlier. it scares me to see Terra do that stuff. Been a fan of her since 4-eva

Job Interviews for new Avatar

Roku: So why do you want to be the next Avatar?
Sokka: Well because I am only a comic relief character and-
Roku: No comic releif characters. NEXT!
Katara: 'Cause I'm smart and a waterbender and my brother's a comic relief character and-
Roku: You can't be related to one either. NEXT!
Azula: Because I will take over the universe. Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Roku: Security!
Azula: Darn it
Roku: NEXT!
Zuko: *Whiny rant*
Roku: NEXT!
Toph: I am a blind earthbender and-
Roku: No blindies! NEXT!
Aang: I'm young and I'll stay alive longer. I'll also fall in love with the comic relief character's sister.
Roku: You're hired!
Everyone else except Aang and Roku: *moans and groans and "Why did he get picked?" also "It still has something to do with comic releif characters".
Roku: Yes but the stupidity doesn't affect you if you're not related to a comic relief character.
Aang: Yay!
*Aang is killed by everyone else except Roku*
Roku: Crap... tiem for plan B...

Sokka: Cactus Plant, it is I, Sokka! I've come to drink your bodily fluids!

Katara: I sure that wasn't your line.

Aang: He drank some cactus juice before the scene.

Toph: Ah **** that **** who had to drink the ****ing energy drink!!!

All:

I really don't know what gave me the idea. All of my friends call me strange and random

Sokka: *licking stuff off of wall* Ew!!!
Katara: You halucinate on cactus juice and then you lick something you find on the wall of a cave?!?!?!
Sokka: Hey I have a natural curiosity
Toph: Well anyways............ let's go
Katara: Sokka you coming?
Sokka: *stuck to the wall* I'll be right there!
2 hours later
Sokka: *still stuck to the wall* Guys? A little help here? .... Guys?

Aang: I need to find my HHDDVVDDBVD player! Does anyone know where it is! Also I need to find my nuclear powered exploding laptop/blender that plays MP3s!

Toph: When did Aang get all this stuff?

Mai: It's horrible. I'm stuck sharing a dressing room with Ty Lee while Azula gets her own room and Aang has the smallest dressing room but has the highest pay. It's not right.

Cabbage Man: That's what you get for not reading the fine print! Oh I knew my contract-writing abilities would come in handy!

Another one of my random bloopers
Aang: Hey Sokka!
Sokka: Meat
*Soon bones of Aang are scattered everywhere*
Katara: Sokka. Where's Aang?
*Toph comes up *
Sokka: We're playing hide and seek
Toph: Liar!
*Katara sees the bones scattered everywhere*
Katara: Why are there bones here?
Sokka: I was having meat
Toph: Truth!
Katara: What kind of meat?
Sokka: Avatar meat?
Toph: Truth!
*Sokka is killed by Katara and Toph*

live thread live!!!!!!!!

...I couldn't help doing another parody. This is based on the Fairly OddParents special Fairly OddBasby.

Katara: Awwwww, look, Aang! Our baby's the first airbender born in over a century.
Aang: Wonder if it's a boy or a girl.
Sokka: I'll take it outside where the light is better to check! *takes baby and heads to the door*
Zuko: Not so fast, "Sokka"! Or should I say *rips off mask* Azula!
Katara and Aang: *GASP*
Zuko: Now I will take the baby outside where the light is better.
Azula: Not so fast, "Zuko"! Or should I say *rips off mask* Dai Li agents in a Zuko suit!
DL Agent 1: Darn. I really thought our disguise would work this time.
DL Agent 2: Well, it did get us into that club in Ba Sing Se.
Kana: *takes the baby* Oh, give me the baby! *to baby* There, there. You are safe now.
Zuko: Not so fast, "Kana"! *pulls on her hair* Wow, that's really glued on...
Katara: *pissed* Give me my baby! You have no idea of what love and tenderness it should be given! *realizes the blanket is empty* AAH!
Aang: *unconvincing* Oh, no. The baby is gone. You should go outside where the light is better to look for it.

new avatar in the city episode! i'm going to use a totally 100% original, never before seen in sitcom plot for an episode! seriously, it's like, entirely my idea, and it's genius! remember *cl* stands for *canned laughter*, the kind you see in sitcoms that's so obviously fake.

aang: hey sokka! check this out! *aang points to a huge metal box*
sokka: a box?
*cl*
aang: not just any box, a bending-proof box!
sokka: a bending-proof box?
aang: that's right, it's 100% fireproof, impervious to earth, air and water-based attacks, and 100% free of earthen impurities.
sokka: so what's it for?
aang: capturing criminals who bend, durr!
*cl*
sokka: great...
aang: anyway, i gotta go, i've got a da-i err mean..i gotta go do..avatar stuff, yeah, sure, ehehe..
*cl*
sokka: *he glares at aang*
aang: okay i'm on a date with your sister!
*cl*
sokka: *continues glaring*
aang: okay she doesn't know it's a date!
*cl*
sokka: *keeps glaring*
aang: okay it's not a date! sheesh!
sokka: *still glaring*
aang: what? what else do i need to say?
sokka: nothing, i was just hoping you would admit something else!
*cl*
aang: anyway, seeya!
*aang leaves*
sokka: well, it looks like i have the whole apartment to myself! so, what should i do? hmm...
*sokka sits on the couch, we see a clock change from 12:30 to 2:25, we then see sokka, still sitting in the exact same position, canned laughter esues*
sokka: okay i'm bored.
*zuko walks in*
sokka: zuko!
zuko: what?
sokka: i'm so bored! please help me!
zuko: no! i'm just here to pick up my...err...umm...manly..thing...
sokka: your dolls are on the table.
*cl*
zuko: they're action figures! action figures!
*cl*
sokka: whatever. hey, is mai still up for that double date tonight?
zuko: totally, is suki still okay?
sokka: yup, this is going to be awesome!
zuko: i'm so excited! this is so cool!
sokka: yeah i know!
*cl*
zuko: what's with the box?
sokka: oh, that's just some bending-proof jail cell, don't touch it, it's aang's.
zuko: pff, bending-proof? i doubt that!
sokka: no apparently it's 100% fireproof and impervious to bending attacks.
zuko: yeah right! i'll bet i can escape from it!
sokka: you cannot!
zuko: can too! c'mon!
*zuko drags sokka inside the large metal prison cell*
sokka: zuko i don't think we should-
zuko: quiet sokka! this is going to be awesome! *he closes the door*
sokka: why'd you do that?
zuko: to prove to you that i can escape from it!
sokka: but what if you can't?
zuko: relax. it's not locked. see? *zuko kicks the door, it doesn't budge*
*cl*
sokka: yeah i'm guessing it locks itself when closed.
zuko: well why didn't you tell me?
*cl*
sokka: i didn't know! anyway, try firebending us out!
zuko: right, here goes! KYAA!!*zuko shoots a huge fireblast at the box, nothing happens*
*cl*
sokka: we're free! oh wait, no, we're not! *cl*
zuko: shut it! i will get us out! KYAAAAAAAAAA! *zuko shoots an even bigger fireblast at the box, once again, the box remains intact*
sokka: well that did so much! *cl*
zuko: i said shut it! KYAA! *fireball* KYAA! *fireball*
*timelapse*
zuko: (weakly) kiyaa. kiyaa. kiyaa.... yeah i think we're stuck.
sokka: oh, really?
*cl*

to be continued.

Crazy, that was win

tomtitan, that was win, and sooo totally original.