| tomtitan wrote: |
| The Fillers..I mean...Tales..Of Ba Sing Se...suuure..we'll go with that... *Toph and Katara* Katara: Oh boy, I can't believe we get our own mini-episode! How awesome is that? Toph: Not really awesome, everyone else gets an episode to themselves! Katara: Whatchoo talkin' about Willis? Toph: Look at the script. After the tale of Toph and Katara, it's the tale of Iroh- Katara: Iroh's pretty cool. Toph: Wait... then it's the tale of Aang, but I guess that's okay, then it's the tale of Sokka. Katara: What? I'm way more important than Sokka! Toph: I haven't even got to the worst bit yet, the last one is Momo. Katara: Momo totally deserves his own episode. Toph: That's true, but get this- before Momo, The Firelord's girly man son gets an episode. Katara: Scarface gets his own episode and we have to share one? This is ridiculous! This episode is even more sexist than Mattel! Toph: I no rite? Katara: So what happens in this episode anyway? Toph: We go and get a makeover. Katara: O_o A...makeover? Toph: Yup. Katara: A... MAKEOVER? Toph All true. Katara: Those **** son of a **** ***** of a writers team! How dare those ***** do this to us! Those **** *** ***** ****** **!!!! When I get my hands on those ******** I'm going to **** them up so bad they'll have to **** sideways! Toph: It's that time of the month again, isn't it? Katara: Oh yes. Toph: I can't wait to be a teenager (!) Katara: Just cut to Iroh already. *Iroh* (warning, copious amounts of jewish jokes) Iroh: (humming to himself) Hava nagila! Hava hagila! Hava nagila! Venis'mecha! Shopkeeper: May I interest you in some fine bread? Iroh: Bread? Oy vey vats wrong viv you yeh nevisch! Don't you know I can't have the chometz on ze Passover? Now vere's yer matzah? Shopkeeper: Umm...I don't have any. Iroh: *walking away* (to himself) Benzonah. Keeper: What did you say? Iroh: Nothing! Mugger: Give me your money! Iroh: *roflpwns him* Mugger: How did you do that? Iroh: 3 years in the IDF my friend, 3 years. Now if you don't mind I need to pay respect to my dead son. *Aang* Aang: Hey there mr. zookeeper! Zookeeper: Avatar! I see you're here for your mini-episode. Aang: That's right. So what do I do in this episode? Do I get to fight giant sea-monsters? Do I get to battle legions of firebenders? Do I get to save mankind from an evil empire? Zookeeper: How about, getting these animals to the outer wall of Ba Sing Se? Aang: That's it? That's the episode? Avatar out! *flies off* Cabbage Man: So...no cameo for me? Zookeeper: I'm afraid not. Cabbage Man: Cabbage Man sad! *cries* *Sokka* Sokkaz brane: (Thinking) Okay Sokka, so you didn't get that girl with the huge..assets... And you haven't had any action since the North Pole Sokka: What about that facepaint girl. Brane: Who? Sokka: Never mind, go on. Brane: So I was thinking- Sokka: That is your job. Brane: And I know a way to get more girls. Sokka: Yes yes I like your words, keep saying them! Brane: Girls love poetry, right? Sokka: I guess. Brane: If girls hear poetry, they'll like the guy who says it, right? Sokka: I don't see where you're going with this. Brane: *sigh* Just go into a poetry club and say some rhymey words. Got that? Sokka: Got it. Thankyou voices in my head! *in the haiku club* Sokka: Hey there ladies! Sokka's the name! And aren't you all so glad I came? Macmu-Ling: You're such a moron. This place is just for haikus. Get the heck out now. Sokka: Lawlwut? *gets thrown out* Brane: *sigh* One thing, I tell you to do one thing, and you screw it up! Sokka: Sorry. Brane: No, no sorrys! Brane out! Sokka: Brane? Brane? *Zuko* Jin: You like, wanna go out sometime? Zuko: A date? That can only mean one thing! This is a fanservice episode! Jin: Are you complaining? Zuko: No, why would I? Jin: Awesome, let's go. *restaurant* Jin: Isn't this place totally awesome? Zuko: Not really. Jin: I said...isn't this place awesome? *glares* Zuko: Yes, it's awesome! Jin: I'm bored now. C'mon, let's go look at some candles. *fountain* Jin: Oh noez! They're not lit! If only you were a firebender! Zuko: I am a firebender! Watch! *lights candles* Jin: Kewl. *kisses* Sokka: (appearing out of nowhere) Whoah there! So I had to go through all of that s**t at the North Pole to get a girlfriend, and then she goes and dies, and then Emo boy over here does absolutely nothing, and he gets a girl just like that? Zuko: Looks like it. Sokka: F**k you Bryke! *Momo* Momo: I'm finally getting an episode to myself! Now what kind of animal adventures should I get up to? i know! I'll save some street cats! *saves street cats* Cat: We love you Momo! Momo: Call me...Pedro.. Cat: We love you Pedro! *they rub Momo* Sokka: Hold it! Now even the lemur is getting some? WTF? There's something seriously wrong here! This episode is so biased! Why should Scarface and the lemur get some when I don't? Katara: You tell them Sokka, this episode is sexist! Toph: Yeah! Sokka: I propose we complain! Aang: I want to complain too! You call that an 'adventure'? Zuko: I don't know, I kinda enjoyed the episode. Sokka: Gee, I wonder why (!) Momo: Si Si, Pedro like! Aang: We're going on strike! We refuse to be in the next episode! Katara: I'm with Aang! Toph: Yeah! Sokka: Definitely! Zuko: Then, what will the next episode be about? Aang: I don't know, make it about Appa or something, I refuse to be in it! Bryke: (yes, they do speak at the same time) An episode about Appa, that could work! Thanks Gaang! Aang: Whatever. Gaang out! End. |
