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The Library, Abridged.

Sokka: Whatcha dooin Aang?
Aang: I'm making an orchestra!
Sokka: Oh noez! That can only mean one thing, this is a musical episode! NOOOO!!!!
Aang: Calm down, it's not a music episode.
Sokka: Oh thank Kung-Fu-Action-Jesus!
Aang: You're welcome!
*opening credits*
Aang: Guys, I've been thinking..
Toph: Uh-oh!
Aang: Quiet you. Anyway, I've found an earthbending teacher and I'm making considerable progress in earthbending, so now what?
Katara: What do you mean?
Aang: I mean, do we make one and a half seasons of me just training? BORING! We need to have a plot! Possibly one that covers the rest of this season, and the first half of the next season.
Sokka: So, you're suggesting we look for a plot?
Aang: Exactly!
Toph: Where?
Aang: I don't know, let's look at a map.
*they pull out a map*
Sokka: Ooh! Ooh! There! There!
Aang: Where?
Sokka: At the LIBRARY!
Toph: Oh yeah, nothing says adventure like a library!
Sokka: Quiet you!
Katara: She has a point.
Sokka: Well I want to go to the library, who's coming with me?
Aang: Fine.
Katara: Okay.
Toph: Whatever.
Professor Zei: I'm coming too!
Toph: Who the -bleep- are you?
Zei: I'm Professor Zei, Head of Anthro-
Toph: You lost my interest at 'Professor'.
*On Appa's back*
Toph: Hey, this would be the perfect time to make a joke about the fact that I'm blind!
Katara: Don't you think that's a little obvious?
Sokka: Hey, y'know what would make a great subplot? Losing Appa!
Aang: That's a great idea Sokka!
Katara: How do you think of such brilliant ideas?
Sokka: It's a gift, a gift from the Pool-Playing Gods.
*In the library*
Zei: Wow, this is a great opportunity for potty humour!
Aang: Don't you think this show is a little above potty humour?
*actual episode dialogue*
Zei: Wow, look at those beautiful buttresses!
*Aang and Sokka giggle*
Zei: What?
Sokka: Nothing, we just like architecture!
Zei: As do I.
*end episode dialogue*
Wan Shi Tong: (Mandark nerd voice) Nyeeeh, welcome to my lair n00bs! I am Wan Shi Tong, which translates directly from traditional Chinese to 'he who knows 10,000 things'. Please donate some knowledge to prove your 1337 h5x0r skills!
Aang: Hey, I'm not a n00b! I'm teh frakken Avatar!
WST: I don't care if you're Kung-Fu-Action-Jesus himself! Give me some knowledge!
Aang: Are all spirits this nerdy?
WST: As a matter of fact, yes. Yes we are. *Mandark laugh, you know the one*
Sokka: Okay, how's this for knowledge, it's impossible to lick your own elbow.
*crickets chirp*
Aang: I think he would already know something like-
WST: Fascinating! Please look around!
Aang: Wow, so much for 10,000 things.
*they look around*
Sokka: Hey guys! Come here!
Katara: Have you found out why I have so few lines in this episode?
Sokka: Better! I've found a subplot!
Aang: Awesome! What is it?
Sokka: A solar eclipse! It's perfect! It happens in exactly 20 episodes time!
Aang: That's ideal! Now all we need is an incentive to go to Ba Sing Se and this season's set!
Sokka: I sure wish Appa was being kidnapped and taken to Ba Sing Se!
*meanwhile*
Toph: Oh noez! Sandbenders stole Appa!
Sandbender: Oh sure, blame the Arabs!
*in the library*
Sokka: Well that was convenient!
WST: You n00bs! How dare you use my library to look for plot devices! Now I'll have to kill you all!
Aang: Oh snap! Run!
*Katara tries to fight WST*
WST: Fool! You cannot defeat me! I have level 69 in Maging, 72 Combat, 55 Ranging and 99 Runecrafting, with a dragon platebody and Addy battleaxe!
*Sokka smacks him down*
Sokka: Yeah, on Runescape. In the real world you're just an overgrown nerd!
*they climb up the rope*
Aang: Zei, aren't you coming?
Zei: Are you kidding? This place is every nerd's dream come true! I could spend an eternity here playing MMORPGs and D+D!
Aang: Whatever.
*they escape*
Toph: Good news guys! Appa's been stolen by sandbenders!
Sokka: Oh sure, always blame the Arabs!

End.

The Desert. (Continuation from The Library obviously)

Aang: so, Appa's been stolen, now we have an incentive to go to Ba Sing Se to get him back.
Katara: Right, so let's go to Ba Sing Se!
Sokka: Umm...How are we going to do that?
Toph: Simple, we fly on-oh, I see the problem now.
Aang: Yeah, not one of our best ideas.
*opening credits*
Aang: I've got it! We'll find the sandbenders! They'll lead us out of the desert! *flies off*
Katara: Great, now we need to wait until Aang gets back, what do we do until then?
Sokka: We could get high!
Katara: Well that's a dum idea! I really don't think we should be spending our time trippin' in the middle of the Si Wong fekkin Desert! I mean, where are we going to find drugs out here anyway? Sokka? Sokka?
Sokka: Whoah, dude! I'm totally trippin'! Awesome!
Katara: He drank cactus juice while I was talking, didn't he?
Toph: Pretty much.
Sokka: Wow Katara, you're so hot, if you weren't my sister I would totally do you. Maybe I'll do you anyway.
Katara: 0_o
Aang: I've got it! I'll send up a beacon to signal the Sandbenders!
*makes a huge mushroom cloud*
Sokka: Whoah, dudes! Someone set off the nukes! That's not awesome man! Not awesome!
Katara: He spent waaaaay too much time with those hippies.
Sokka: Peace man! Make love not war!
*Aang flies back to them*
Katara: Any luck?
Aang: I didn't find the sandbenders, but I did find a sand-sail-thingy.
Sokka: Awesome little dude! Totally awesome! Hey, you think my sister's hot, right?
Aang: Well...I...err...
Sokka: Because I think my sister is so hot!
Katara: Look guys! A rock!
*they land on the rock*
Toph: Now that we're on solid ground can I have more than two lines in this episode?
Katara: No!
Sokka: I think the stuff's wearing off. Man that was some trip!
Katara: Great, so you don't want to 'do me' anymore.
Sokka: Suuuuure..we'll go with that..
Aang: Oh noez! Giant bugs!
Sokka: Finally! an excuse to hit stuff!
*Sokka is about to swing his machete when the sandbenders pwn the wasps*
Sokka: Oh sure, now you guys turn up!
Aang: Dudes, where's my bison?
Ghashiun: We took it to Ba Sing Se.
Aang: Can we get a ride out of the desert?
Ghashiun: Aren't you mad at me for taking it?
Aang: Can you give us a ride out?
Ghashiun: Sure I guess..
Aang: Then no, no I'm not. Now give us a ride before I go all glowy on yo ass!
Ghashiun: Glowy?
Aang: *goes glowy*
Ghashiun: I see.
Aang: Out of the desert. Now.
Ghashuin: Right away Kung-Fu-Action-Jesus!

End.

D & D Exploits 2 (by one person's demand)

Aang: You open up the chest a find an old flask filled with a blue liquid. What do you do?

Sokka: Oh! Oh! Drink it!

Katara: Oh lord...

Zuko: What will happen?

Toph: Something bad I'm sure.

Aang: Alright. Sokka the Warrior picks it up and drinks it. He becomes possessed by an evil demon spirit. What next?

Mai: I've got an idea...

Sokka: Hey! You just poisoned me! Aang, tell her she can't attack me with Poison Arrows!

Aang: Nah, you'll be fine.

Ty Lee: Don't worry. I've got one of those healing weapons.

Aang: Ty Lee the White Mage uses her healing weapon and stabs Sokka.

Toph: Hey, this got a lot more fun! Let me try something.

Aang: Toph the Dwarf decided to through her axe through Sokka's legs to steal some shoes that give +5 Defense.

Sokka: Now that's not fair! She doesn't even wear shoes!

Azula: I've got a better idea!

Aang: Azula the Blue Mage used her lightning power to kill Sokka, gaining enough experience to become a Blue Sage.

Azula: You'll never rise from defeat! You're next Katara!