Hey, wait a minute, how did you manage to get me if your water gun got emptied?
*Flees*
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
Hey, wait a minute, how did you manage to get me if your water gun got emptied?
*Flees*
Sokka: You wanted to see me.
Director: Yes, we've decided to kill Suki off.
Sokka: WHAT?!
Director: We think that it will be a real dramatic twist.
Sokka: YOU'RE KILLING OFF ANOTHER OF MY SHIPS?!
Director: Sokka, you have at least 2 to spare and that's not including any characters we may introduce in season 3.
Sokka: THAT'S NOT THE POINT,??I'M NOT LETTING YOU KILL??OFF SUKI AND THAT'S FINAL.
Director: I have coupons to AL's Meat Hut.
Sokka grabs coupons.
Sokka: So you're killing Suki, right good to know. See you monday.
Here's another one from the first blooper thread!
| littleLIVEwire wrote: |
(Zuko rushes up to Zhao, prepared to deal the final blow. A close up of Zuko's face emphasizes the decision he faces. Cut to Zhao.) (Zuko fireblasts, but accidentally kills Zhao for real.) Zuko: Wha...? Wha...? Oh no! (He starts bawling) NoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO!! Iroh: (Rushes over with a box of juice)There, there, it's ok... have a juice box. It's cherry. Director:??Stupid kid!??You've killed our Zhao! Iroh: SHUT YOUR TRAP IT WAS AN ACCIDENT YOU SHOULDA GOT A STUNT DOUBLE!!111 @#^%$@^%&&^*$^#$ |
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
| Sokka (in a queer lisp): Aang, where's my panties at? Aang (in a queer lisp): Idk, hun, did you try looking under the bed? Sokka: Ohhh, here it is! Thanks so much, baby. Aang: Any time, sugar baby. Sokka: I love you. Aang: I love you, too. *Aang wakes up from sleep, and realizes what dream he had* Aang: Holy F***. Sokka (waking up beside him): Awww, what is it, darling? Aang: Ahhhhh!! F***!!!!! *Aang wakes up from another dream* Aang: What the h3ll? Sokka: Good morning, honey buns. Aang: Sh**t. *Aang wakes up from other dream* Aang: God d@mn, when are these going to end? Cabbage man: Goodmorn- Aang: Ok, this is just g@y. Just f***ing wake up already. *Aang wakes up from yet another dream* Aang: Am I awake now? Katara: Of course you are. Wasn't that a wild night? Aang: What?- OOOOO SH**T. NOOO! DON'T WAKE UP!! STAY HERE!! *Aang wakes up from another dream* Aang: This sucks ogre @$$. I want to be f***ing awake. Toph: Get up, twinkle toes! I'm going to eat you! Aang: Yea rite. This is just another gay f@ggot dream. Toph: Muahahaha! Aang: 0_0 *Toph turns into a slimy alien, and, joined by Sokka and Katara, feast on Aang's entrials* Aang: Hey, Satan. Watcha been up to? |
Hello everyone, I'm mental_teen's brother (hint: look at name) and he told me he won't be using his account for another 5-6 days for reasons unknown. Anyway, here's my own blooper.
*Warriors of Kyoshi~ When Suki is knocked down by Zuko's rhino and is blasting fire at her*
*Fire comes, but Sokka doesn't come to the rescue and Suki get burned*
Director: CUT!! Where's Sokka?!
*Hears toilet flush*
Sokka: Sorry, had to take a dump! You should've seen the size of it!
Director: Size of what?
All: WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!
Welcome M_B (if you are still here )
Everyone, here is another one of my favorites from the first thread.
| littleLIVEwire wrote: |
Zuko (defiantly): You???ve always thrown everything you could at me! Well I can take it! And now I can give it back! (Lightning strikes in the distance. Cut to a close-up of Zuko???s face as the rain pours off of it. He glances up at the sky.) Come on! Strike me! You???ve never held back before! Lightening: PffffftxrztxrtrtzCRASH!!?? ?? Zuko: (Now resembles a burnt scarecrow) Thanks. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to crumble into dust now. |
*Sokka is having a nightmare*
Aang: [to Katara] I want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over you
Katara: okay!
*sokka wakes up*
Sokka: AAAHH! [runs into Katara's tent]
Aang: [head covered in oil] this isn't what it looks like......
Sokka: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Aang is learning firebending from Season One, episode 16, "The Deserter".
Aang: *Concentrates on the power of the sun*
Katara: Hey Aang what are you doing?
*Suddenly a huge blast of fire comes from Aang's bottom and kills Katara*
Aang: Ops!
Sokka: What did you do to her you little creep?!?
Aang: Nothing, shes perfectly fine. She was sleepy so she took a nap.
Sokka: Why is she black?
Aang: She went swimming and there was oil in the water. *Laughs nerviously*
Sokka: Why is her head missing?
Aang: Ummmmm....She forgot it.
Sokka: Ok, I'm kinda tired myself I'm gonna go take a nap.
| ardron wrote: |
Aang: This letter is from a Guru. Sokka: What's a Guru? Some kind of poisonous blowfish. Aang: No it's actually Spitual teacher. Katara: Real? He can teach you to spit? Aang: Yes. He will teach me also to master the frogatar state. Toph: From the what this letter says, it sounds like my mom finally understands me. Or she was high on cactus juice. Sokka: Good times, good times. |
| ardron wrote: |
Aang is learning firebending from Season One, episode 16, "The Deserter". Aang: *Concentrates on the power of the sun* Katara: Hey Aang what are you doing? *Suddenly a huge blast of fire comes from Aang's bottom and kills Katara* Aang: Ops! Sokka: What did you do to her you little creep?!? Aang: Nothing, shes perfectly fine. She was sleepy so she took a nap. Sokka: Why is she black? Aang: She went swimming and there was oil in the water. *Laughs nerviously* Sokka: Why is her head missing? Aang: Ummmmm....She forgot it. Sokka: Ok, I'm kinda tired myself I'm gonna go take a nap. |
| 12Shadow12 wrote: | ||
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Thanks, it wasn't that great but I'm bored.
| 70sguygx wrote: |
| Aang: I can't wait till my kiss with Toph! Toph: (walks up and makes out with Aang) Aang: Sweet! I swallowed her gum! (Wakes up from dream) Aang: What? MOMO! GET YOUR @$$ OUTTA MY FACE! THAT WASN"T GUM I SWALLOWED! |
| picketposter14 wrote: |
| READ THIS!!! I have arrived *everyone bows down* I'm am officially initiating a new game in this thread. It's called the One Quote Blooper. We're basically making a chain blooper where you contribute one line at a time. Here's the game... I'll start with one funny line. Then, someone else says something from an Avatar Character. It's just like bloopers, except we do one line at a time, and it's from everybody. And here are the rules... 1.) Quote the person's quote that's right before you. 2.) YOU MAY NOT QUOTE YOURSELF, however you may post in the blooper an unlimited amount of times. 3.} Bleep out to the best of your ability all and any cursing. If you're participating, just quote this message and type yes. I'll also try to update a full script of the blooper every now and then Good Luck! Starting Quote... Aang: OWW!!!!!!!! |
| 70sguygx wrote: | ||
Toph: Am I'm hurting you sweetie? |
