| blazerperry29 wrote: | ||||
i've been gone for way too long |
yes you have, rofl, but the main contest started like 1,000 posts ago, not a mere 100, I think someone just mentioned it 100 posts ago. Now get back to blooperizing!
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| blazerperry29 wrote: | ||||
i've been gone for way too long |
Ok I'm doing this one just cause I couldn't resist.
Sokka is talking with some of the freedom fighters.
Pipsquek: So tell us, is She as good as you say she is?
Sokka: Are you kidding? That woman is heaven sent; when she serves up she really serves up. I'm telling you the smell is enough to drive you wild.
Aang walks by and over hears the conversation
Aang: Who are you guys talking about? Suki?
Sokka: Suki, heck no! I'm talking about Gran Gran.
Aang: GRAN GRAN!!!
Pipsquek: Shush let the man finish.
Sokka: As I was saying, those thighs are a thing of beauty, the juices alone make the experience worth it.
Aang starts turning slightly green.
The Duke: But what about the breasts?
Sokka: Man, don't get me started on the breasts, always so plump and juicey, you can only last so long before you've got to have a piece.
Unable to take anymore, Aang runs round the corner and hurls.
Sokka: I'm telling guys, no one cooks Arctic hen like Gran Gran does. Aang? (hears Aang around the corner) Oh come on, I know your vegitarian but I'm sure??it's a painless death for them.
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Ok I'm doing this one just cause I couldn't resist. Sokka is talking with some of the freedom fighters. Pipsquek: So tell us, is She as good as you say she is? Sokka: Are you kidding? That woman is heaven sent; when she serves up she really serves up. I'm telling you the smell is enough to drive you wild. Aang walks by and over hears the conversation Aang: Who are you guys talking about? Suki? Sokka: Suki, heck no! I'm talking about Gran Gran. Aang: GRAN GRAN!!! Pipsquek: Shush let the man finish. Sokka: As I was saying, those thighs are a thing of beauty, the juices alone make the experience worth it. Aang starts turning slightly green. The Duke: But what about the breasts? Sokka: Man, don't get me started on the breasts, always so plump and juicey, you can only last so long before you've got to have a piece. Unable to take anymore, Aang runs round the corner and hurls. Sokka: I'm telling guys, no one cooks Arctic hen like Gran Gran does. Aang? (hears Aang around the corner) Oh come on, I know your vegitarian but I'm sure??it's a painless death for them. |
Hey i'm new here and i've been reading everyone's bloopers for a really long time and i finally decided to become a memeber here and post my own blooper.?? This of couse is my first so, don't be too brutal.??If u've seen that one comcast digital cable??commericial(i know i spelled it wrong) with the cabbages, u'll get this:
Cabbage man:*cabbage man??hanging 20 feet above the ocean yelling at the cabbages below, in the water* Stay calm, do not panic, one at a time!?? Ok pull it up! *the helecopter driver pulls up basket full of cabbages * *one cabbage falls out* Cabbage man: NOOOOO?? I'm goin in!! *unstraps himself, dives into the water and doesn't come up*??Helecopter driver: *talks to other guy* You did teach him how to swim in really cold, deep water right?!????Other guy: I thought you did!?? Oh well, lets head back to the base for milk and cookies, yee haw!! Helecopter guy: Way ahead of ya
The cabbage that was left behind: HEY HEY HEY, You dooshbags better get back here or i'll- *gets grabbed by a shark*
That 'lets head back for milk & cookies'??part was from Jimmy Newtron.??
| Vantox wrote: |
| Original: Sokka! You're a genius! Sokka! You're a (bleep)! |
you should go to the unnecesary censorship thread.... I'll bump it...
| TekGeke29 wrote: |
| Where is everybody? |
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Ok I'm doing this one just cause I couldn't resist. Sokka is talking with some of the freedom fighters. Pipsquek: So tell us, is She as good as you say she is? Sokka: Are you kidding? That woman is heaven sent; when she serves up she really serves up. I'm telling you the smell is enough to drive you wild. Aang walks by and over hears the conversation Aang: Who are you guys talking about? Suki? Sokka: Suki, heck no! I'm talking about Gran Gran. Aang: GRAN GRAN!!! Pipsquek: Shush let the man finish. Sokka: As I was saying, those thighs are a thing of beauty, the juices alone make the experience worth it. Aang starts turning slightly green. The Duke: But what about the breasts? Sokka: Man, don't get me started on the breasts, always so plump and juicey, you can only last so long before you've got to have a piece. Unable to take anymore, Aang runs round the corner and hurls. Sokka: I'm telling guys, no one cooks Arctic hen like Gran Gran does. Aang? (hears Aang around the corner) Oh come on, I know your vegitarian but I'm sure??it's a painless death for them. |
LOL THAT WAS AWESOME. it fit all the criteria for a good blooper. hilarious, slightly sick, well-written, and it takes you off guard.
Okay here's one I thought of. I hope it gets at least a five out of ten.....
*Crossroads of Destiney Scene when Aang and Iroh find Katara and Zuko*
Katara: Aang!
Aang: (accidently runs into Zuko, making it look like he's hugging him)
Iroh: (does the same to Katara)
Sokka: *walks in* Is there something going on here?
Toph: Even I can see that.
I've been reading your bloopers for a while now, so I'll try one.??
Aang: Hey sokka, what's this?
*Sokka looks in paper bag*
Sokka: Uhh, you're too young to be using these, I'll just take them.
Aang: Do you use them.
Sokka: Sure, all the time, when I'm with Suki? Besides, I heard you were gay.
Aang: Wtf? No I'm not!
Sokka: That's what I heard!
Aang: Y the f*** would I be gay Why the hell do u think i screw your sister?
Sokka: WTF, You screw Katara?
Aang: All the time !
Sokka: Well if you f****** know how to screw, Y the f*** don't you know what condomns are?
*Sokka throw paper bag on the floor and condomns fall out.
Aang: No one ever told me about them.
Sokka: So u've been screwing katara without using these.
Aang: Yep!
*Katara walks by.*
Aang: Is it me, or does Katara seem fatter?
Sokka:
| blazerperry29 wrote: | ||
LOL THAT WAS AWESOME. it fit all the criteria for a good blooper. hilarious, slightly sick, well-written, and it takes you off guard. |
Thanks I'm glad you liked it. Woot! 1500th post
