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    Lazlo49

    [1]Nov 19, 2005
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    Like this:

    Favorite character
    Patrick

    Their funniest line
    "SpongeBob, gone to get more giant paper. Uh, Patrick. PS, happy Leif Ericcson day! Yurger Hinger Dinger!"

    Now you go.
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    TVoholicisback

    [2]Nov 19, 2005
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    Favorite character
    Patrick

    Their funniest line
    "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
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    FairlyOdd24

    [3]Nov 19, 2005
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    Well, OK

    The Funniest Character

    Hmm...Squidward

    The Funniest Line

    Krabs: "I'd like you to meet me daughter, Pearl. SpongeBob: "Hello, Pole!" (hugs the pole)
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    Lazlo49

    [4]Nov 19, 2005
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    FairlyOdd24 wrote:
    Well, OK

    The Funniest Character

    Hmm...Squidward

    The Funniest Line

    Krabs: "I'd like you to meet me daughter, Pearl. SpongeBob: "Hello, Pole!" (hugs the pole)

    Lol! I like that one.
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    birdisailormoon

    [5]Nov 19, 2005
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    spongebob's my favorite

    the funniest line: spongebob: im dirty dan! (patrick hits him on the head with something) patrick: im dirty dan! (spongebob hits patrick on the head and so on....)
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    gogetenkusu

    [6]Nov 19, 2005
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    Patrick's my favorite!

    "But don't genius live in a lamp?"

    "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma..." (thought bubble of a milk carton tipping over)
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    TheRiddle47

    [7]Nov 19, 2005
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    Squidward:

    *the not on the pie* "Dear SpongeBob: Well, here ya go."
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    Lazlo49

    [8]Nov 19, 2005
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    Lol! Next time make sure you end with a [/u]
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    NergalsNiece86

    [9]Nov 26, 2005
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    My fav is Patrick, cause he's so dumb!

    And I actually have two funny Patrick lines:

    Oh! Do you want to run statistics or observe phenomenon? And then render a hypothesis of said phenomenon?

    SpongeBob, I just remembered! When we were at the craft store, I saw...these huge chunks of balsa wood! They were awesome!
    SpongeBob: Gary loved balsa wood!
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    TheRiddle47

    [10]Nov 26, 2005
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    Lazlo49 wrote:
    Lol! Next time make sure you end with a [/u]

    Oopsy daisy! I do stupid stuff all the time!
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    erinchavrocks

    [11]Nov 26, 2005
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    My favorite character: hmm...can't decide either Spongebob or Patrick
    Favorite quote:
    I hate you patrick!-Spongebob
    I hate you more!- Patrick
    Well, I hate you no matter what-Spongebob
    I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you-Patrick
    I'd hate you even if that made sense-Spongebob
    I'd hate you even if you were me, thats how much i hate you!-Patrick
    I'd hate you even if....even if the lightbulb keeping roger alive went out!-Spongebob

    (As Sandy's Dad) Sandy! this is your Papi speakin' and I forbid you to go after that worm!, ya'll come back now young lady!- Spongebob
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    spongedude49

    [12]Nov 27, 2005
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    erinchavrocks wrote:
    My favorite character: hmm...can't decide either Spongebob or Patrick
    Favorite quote:
    I hate you patrick!-Spongebob
    I hate you more!- Patrick
    Well, I hate you no matter what-Spongebob
    I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you-Patrick
    I'd hate you even if that made sense-Spongebob
    I'd hate you even if you were me, thats how much i hate you!-Patrick
    I'd hate you even if....even if the lightbulb keeping roger alive went out!-Spongebob

    (As Sandy's Dad) Sandy! this is your Papi speakin' and I forbid you to go after that worm!, ya'll come back now young lady!- Spongebob


    Lol!
    Wasn't that mask also used in Karate Choppers?

    SpongeBob: Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.
    Sandy: No, SpongeBob, this is! (Shows the mask)
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    cartoonwachter

    [13]Nov 27, 2005
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    TVoholicisback wrote:
    Favorite character
    Patrick

    Their funniest line
    "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."

    MINE TOO!!!!
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    erinchavrocks

    [14]Nov 27, 2005
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    spongedude49 wrote:
    erinchavrocks wrote:
    My favorite character: hmm...can't decide either Spongebob or Patrick
    Favorite quote:
    I hate you patrick!-Spongebob
    I hate you more!- Patrick
    Well, I hate you no matter what-Spongebob
    I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you-Patrick
    I'd hate you even if that made sense-Spongebob
    I'd hate you even if you were me, thats how much i hate you!-Patrick
    I'd hate you even if....even if the lightbulb keeping roger alive went out!-Spongebob

    (As Sandy's Dad) Sandy! this is your Papi speakin' and I forbid you to go after that worm!, ya'll come back now young lady!- Spongebob


    Lol!
    Wasn't that mask also used in Karate Choppers?

    SpongeBob: Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.
    Sandy: No, SpongeBob, this is! (Shows the mask)


    Oh yeah it was, lol wonder how Spongebob got it back from Sandy.
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    spongedude49

    [15]Nov 27, 2005
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    erinchavrocks wrote:
    spongedude49 wrote:
    erinchavrocks wrote:
    My favorite character: hmm...can't decide either Spongebob or Patrick
    Favorite quote:
    I hate you patrick!-Spongebob
    I hate you more!- Patrick
    Well, I hate you no matter what-Spongebob
    I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you-Patrick
    I'd hate you even if that made sense-Spongebob
    I'd hate you even if you were me, thats how much i hate you!-Patrick
    I'd hate you even if....even if the lightbulb keeping roger alive went out!-Spongebob

    (As Sandy's Dad) Sandy! this is your Papi speakin' and I forbid you to go after that worm!, ya'll come back now young lady!- Spongebob


    Lol!
    Wasn't that mask also used in Karate Choppers?

    SpongeBob: Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.
    Sandy: No, SpongeBob, this is! (Shows the mask)


    Oh yeah it was, lol wonder how Spongebob got it back from Sandy.


    Lol. He probably found it one one of the kids who wanted to "communicate" with Sandy!
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    Tak963

    [16]Nov 27, 2005
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    Funniest Character: Patrick (duh)
    Funniest Line: *Spongebob just blew a baloon that looks like an elephant* Patrick: Ha! Ha! Ha! It's a giraffe!

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    anewerhope

    [17]Nov 27, 2005
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    Favorite Character: Patrick

    I have tons of favorite lines but here's one:

    On the phone:
    Patrick: Hello Mario? I'd like a large pizza with olives.
    Spongebob: Patrick is that you? I need some help.
    Hey, Spongebob, you workin' at Pizza Palace?
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    pricanmagic

    [18]Dec 11, 2005
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    My favorite is definatly Patrick.

    I have tons and tons of quotes for him, but i'll post two.

    "(asks hydrant)Are you Squidward?".........."That's ok take your time" (Squidville)

    (From Big Pink Loser)
    Spongebob: "So what are you going to do next?"
    Patrick: "I'm gonna go protect my title" (Goes to sleep)
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    DarknessRulez10

    [19]Dec 11, 2005
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    YAY to squidyward

    I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die

    HAHAHAHA!
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    babygraeme

    [20]Dec 17, 2005
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    LOL I LOVE ALL OF THOSE LINES!!!!

    But my favorite is DEFINITELY when spongebob was trying to stop sandy from going to the alaskan bullworm, and sandy says

    "nothing you can say will ever stop me!"

    and spongebob says

    "oh yeah? what if i say... blargenflibbennogib!"

    (or something like that)

    SOOO FUNNY!!
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