oops. I meant to post like this:
Patrick, here's a couple quotes:
1. When Patrick and Spongebob are tanning at the beach:
Patrick:How's the tan coming along Spongebob?
Spongebob: (opens shorts) Great! How about you?
Patrick: (opens shorts to see his butt) Huh, could've sworn I was laying on my back.
2. When the two steal a balloon and it pops:
Spongebob:Ahh! I got the balloon.
Patrick: I got the air!
3. When they go treasure hunting with Mr. Krabs and are laying outside.
Patrick:I am so loyal, I haven't showered in weeks!
Spongebob: We've only been outside one day.
Patrick: I know.