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Things you know you will never hear on SB

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    kayrahtay2000

    [1]Oct 28, 2006
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    What are these things?

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    StonydaShifter

    [2]Oct 28, 2006
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    Patrick: Hey Spongebob! Guess what!
    Spongebob: What?
    *Patrick drops trou*
    Spongebob: OMG!
    Patrick: Yeah, I'm not Patrick. I'm Patricia.
    Spongebob: o_O
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    SpongeSebastian

    [3]Oct 29, 2006
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    kayrahtay2000 wrote:

    What are these things?
    What exactly do you mean?
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    kayrahtay2000

    [4]Oct 29, 2006
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    What are things you know will never happen on SpongeBob? Like:

    Patrick: SpongeBob, I'm moving!

    SpongeBob: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2 Years Later

    SpongeBob: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ChickenBot

    [5]Oct 30, 2006
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    SpongeBob: Squidward, I'm finally moving away!

    Squidward: NO! *Cries*

    -----------------------------------------------

    SpongeBob: I hate the Krusty Krab! I hate work! I quit!

    Squidward: I love working for no money! Yay! I smell new spatulas!

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    Spongeyfan

    [6]Oct 30, 2006
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    Sandy: Hey SpongeBob wanna smooch?
    SpongeBob: Sure Sandy

    and here's another one

    Pearl: I HATE BOYS WHO CRY!!!!!!
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    snowprincess456

    [7]Oct 30, 2006
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    sandy is in bed...

    Sb-PUSH!PUSH!

    nurse-its a....well im not too sure what it is...

    oh barnicle****spongebob faints***

    sandy-i can only imagine who the dad is...

    (the baby is a sponge squirral)

    patrick-COME TO PAPA!!!!

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    tvfanatic03

    [8]Oct 31, 2006
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    Squidward: Spongebob,you're my best friend

    Spongebob: I hate you Squidward!

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    Camplazlodude

    [9]Oct 31, 2006
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    Spongebob: I never noticed how fat Patrick is until now.

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    MarioGeek92

    [10]Nov 6, 2006
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    SpongeBob: Patrick, you are a complete idiot, you annoying freak of a fat-pick gay!!










    --- You'll never hear that in a million years to come!
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    Hamstar15

    [11]Nov 6, 2006
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    Plankton: "I love the world! Hey krabs, let's go skipping in a field of flowers!"
    Mr. Krabs: "OK PLANKTON! AND WHILE WE ARE AT IT! FREEEEE MONEY!!! *throws money at random people on the street*"

    xD
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    MarioGeek92

    [12]Nov 6, 2006
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    Ramdom Fish: My ARM!!!


    (not my leg) =P
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    gogetenkusu

    [13]Nov 6, 2006
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    Tom: SOY CUBES! SOY CUBES! SOY CUBES!
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    MarioGeek92

    [14]Nov 6, 2006
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    Patrick: Wanna go on a date SpongeBob?
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    Hamstar15

    [15]Nov 6, 2006
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    MarioGeek92 wrote:
    Ramdom Fish: My ARM!!!


    (not my leg) =P


    OMG!!! ROTFL!!!
    YOU ARE SO RIGHT WITH THAT ONE!

    I hate that guy...even if nothing happens the guy is all like "My Leg!" xD
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    MarioGeek92

    [16]Nov 6, 2006
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    Hamstar15 wrote:
    MarioGeek92 wrote:
    Ramdom Fish: My ARM!!!


    (not my leg) =P


    OMG!!! ROTFL!!!
    YOU ARE SO RIGHT WITH THAT ONE!

    I hate that guy...even if nothing happens the guy is all like "My Leg!" xD



    When krabbs burnt a krabby patty he said my leg! How can a burger affect your leg?!?
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    Hamstar15

    [17]Nov 6, 2006
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    MarioGeek92 wrote:
    Hamstar15 wrote:
    MarioGeek92 wrote:
    Ramdom Fish: My ARM!!!


    (not my leg) =P


    OMG!!! ROTFL!!!
    YOU ARE SO RIGHT WITH THAT ONE!

    I hate that guy...even if nothing happens the guy is all like "My Leg!" xD



    When krabbs burnt a krabby patty he said my leg! How can a burger affect your leg?!?


    See? That's what I mean XD
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    MarioGeek92

    [18]Nov 6, 2006
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    SpongeBob: My leg!


    XD Heh.. Heh..
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    Hamstar15

    [19]Nov 6, 2006
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    lol

    Spongebob: Go die, Gary
    Gary: BARK!
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    MarioGeek92

    [20]Nov 6, 2006
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    Patrick: Meow...!
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