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| MarioGeek92 wrote: |
| SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, will you mary me? -Gets down on one knee and gets ring out- |
| gogetenkusu wrote: | ||
Mrs. Puff: Yes, SpongeBob. I will marry you. |
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Patrick: NOOOO!!! MARRY MEEE INSTEAD!!!! |
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Sandy: But, Patrick I...I... Squidward: No, Sandy! He's not good enough for you! Pearl: Things you know you will never hear on SB or not, I'm still never gonna say I like Squidward. Squidward: NO!!! |
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That's messed up. XD |
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That's messed up. XD |
| Hamstar15 wrote: | ||||||||||
lol reminds me of a soup-opera...."As the Pineapple Turns" XD |
| gogetenkusu wrote: | ||||||||||
To mess things up more and to continue the so-called "dramatic"-ness. Karen: I'm pregnant. Plankton: What? I'm gonna be a daddy? Karen: Actually, the father is... *everyone waits through a commercial break, more stalling, a next-episode preview that reveals nothing, the end credits, watches Futurama, does whatever until the next episode is on and wouldn't you know? more stalling...* Karen: ...Squirtle! Plankton: NO!!! SpongeBob: That explains the getaway car and the off-topicness. Patrick: But how did the two of - All: SHUT UP! Patrick: Fine, I'm gonna go kill myself off and get a singing career, have one or two hits but remain famous, eventually release a new song and then no one will hear from me again! Sandy: Then what happens to me when I ask for a raise? Squidward: How about this raise? *raises eyebrows* Narrator: Will Pearl pretend to like Squidward? Will Sandy return Squidward's affection? Why am I asking you all these questions? Who cares? |
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Squirtle: Squirt? *innocent face* Me: C'mon, Squirtle, you can drop the act now >.> Squirtle: AW MAN! FOILED AGAIN! >. |
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Karen: I need hotsauce ice-cream! FAST!! |
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Karen: I need hotsauce ice-cream! FAST!! |
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Plankton: Get it yourself, Karen. I'm leaving you. I'll be back eventually but with an accent and a mustache, and I'll be six feet tall and played by a different actor. |
More soap-opera-ish-ness
Narrator: We've fallen years behind so we're gonna sum up the storylines to catch up. SpongeBob and Patrick raised another baby scallop, this time with SpongeBob as the dad and Patrick as the mom. This meant Patrick had to buy a shirt. At the store he ran into his old community college buddy Flats. Plankton took the aquabus to the airport where he was supposed to take an aquaplane. He became a terror suspect and was shot dead. However, he wasn't dead and took the aquaplane to Belgium and started a flying mackarel farm. Bawk-gawk! Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs burned down the Krusty Krab 2 for the insurance money. He was found out so he and Pearl escaped to Rock Bottom where Mr. Krabs was mistaken for escaped criminal Harold Flower. Krabs bought his way out of prison and faked his death. The mystery of the Bikini Bottom Open-Window Maniac is still unsolved. Squidward finally got that new hairpiece. Nothing has happened with Gary but who didn't see that coming? Sandy went back to Texas when she asked for a raise and became a country singing star despite the fact that she's really bad at singing. She won every single music award, including Best Polka Remix of Another Polka Song From 1976 which was previously won by Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick of Switzerland, Oregon. It turned out that Squirtle had a disease meaning that the still-pregnant Karen has caught a computer virus. She has been in a coma for the last 18 months. Patrick, who can't wear shoes let alone tie them and has trouble reading, is trying to find a cure where experts failed.
Doctor: I'm afraid that she's not ever going to come out of that coma. Which of you is the husband?
Plankton: I am!
*All gasp.*
Plankton: That's right, I'm back. With the same actor no less. I get paid more for a guest appearance. I'm sorry for leaving you, Karen. Please forgive me and ignore the fact that I had reason to desert you.
Doctor: I suggest you sign the "Shut Down" form.
Plankton: But... I can't.
Doctor: Please? She'll be much more happier deactivated.
Plankton: But...
*Karen prints out a note.*
Plankton: "Dear Sheldon, I found the secret formula years ago but kept it from you because you'd be too proud to do that but now that I'm about to die... however, now I can't print it out for you because I'm out of paper and my ink cartridge needs to be refilled. PS. I can't live like this. Shut me down." Okay, I will. But first, I'll download her memories to a floppy disk so I can obtain the secret formula.
*Soon after.*
Plankton: Now that I have downloaded your brain, you can be shut down.
*He signs the form and the doctor presses the off button.*
Squirtle: What about my baby?
Plankton: Uh... what baby?
Doctor: There, there, Plankton. It's okay.
*Plankton and the doctor hug.*
Squidward: Get a closet.
Plankton: I have no time for you or your hair.
Flats: Hey, where'd the doctor go?
SpongeBob: Flats, what are you *gasp* The secret formula!
*Outside, Mr. Krabs is in his getaway car with the floppy disk and a doctor's uniform.*
Patrick: Hey, everyone. I found the cure.
| gogetenkusu wrote: |
More soap-opera-ish-ness Narrator: We've fallen years behind so we're gonna sum up the storylines to catch up. SpongeBob and Patrick raised another baby scallop, this time with SpongeBob as the dad and Patrick as the mom. This meant Patrick had to buy a shirt. At the store he ran into his old community college buddy Flats. Plankton took the aquabus to the airport where he was supposed to take an aquaplane. He became a terror suspect and was shot dead. However, he wasn't dead and took the aquaplane to Belgium and started a flying mackarel farm. Bawk-gawk! Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs burned down the Krusty Krab 2 for the insurance money. He was found out so he and Pearl escaped to Rock Bottom where Mr. Krabs was mistaken for escaped criminal Harold Flower. Krabs bought his way out of prison and faked his death. The mystery of the Bikini Bottom Open-Window Maniac is still unsolved. Squidward finally got that new hairpiece. Nothing has happened with Gary but who didn't see that coming? Sandy went back to Texas when she asked for a raise and became a country singing star despite the fact that she's really bad at singing. She won every single music award, including Best Polka Remix of Another Polka Song From 1976 which was previously won by Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick of Switzerland, Oregon. It turned out that Squirtle had a disease meaning that the still-pregnant Karen has caught a computer virus. She has been in a coma for the last 18 months. Patrick, who can't wear shoes let alone tie them and has trouble reading, is trying to find a cure where experts failed. |
| MarioGeek92 wrote: | ||
Flats: That's it, I'm outta here! Patrick: I have hands! *ceiling fan falls and chops off his hands* Patrick: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! At... least... I still have my feet! *looks down* Patrick: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -cries and runs away- Random Fish: My leg!!! SpongeBob: Well, that was a waste of TV.com's forum Bandwidth. -rolls eyes- |
| gogetenkusu wrote: | ||||
Mailman: Special delivery for SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob: I don't want a special delivery. I'm not special. Mailman: Just take it. SpongeBob: It's a card! "Hope you're doing well...You're being sued for divorce." Divorce? Patrick: What's divorce? SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much they get married but when they stop loving eachother they get divorced and the daddy has to give the mommy half of his stuff. Patrick: Well who divorced you? SpongeBob: I don't know... Mrs. Puff? Patrick: WHAT? NO!!! SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. We got married a couple of years ago. I must have forgot. *Flashback not found.* SpongeBob: That's just great. I'm getting sued for divorce right when I was starting my acting career. Patrick: Acting career? Squidward: Even my new hair is laughing. Hair: Ha. Ha, ha. Ha. SpongeBob: It's true. It all started when I saw Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: The Musical and I met one of the actors and he said that he could teach me to act and I need a new career what with Mr. Krabs being gone. Patrick: Mr. Krabs is gone? Plankton: But he hasn't forgotten us. Oh, I know... he must have sent that red-shelled, pointy-nosed, overweight, sailor-mouthed crustaceous doctor to stop me from getting my hands on the secret formula. But he left one fatal mistake! *Holds up a nametag that reads, "Hello, my name is Dr. Harold Flower"* Plankton: Now all I have to do is track down this Harold flower so I can find Mr. Krabs, get the secret formula and once again get written out of the show! *evil laugh* |
