"Total Cartoon Island!" Episode 26: "The Blooper Reel Episode" (Continued.) / Cosmo says: "Welcome back from the commercials!" Wanda says: "And welcome back to the hilarious humiliation that is this episode." Cosmo says: "Once again, it's time to present you with a never before seen out-take from the 7th episode of this show!" Wanda says: "And the challenge was the campers facing off against their worst fears!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Chuckie Finster had to touch a snake for his fear." Wanda says: "But the snake ended up touching HIM first, and not in a way he wanted!" Chuckie inches his finger close to the small python, and the lizard leaps up and bites his finger! Chuckie screams: "OW!!!! Ow, OW! This is going to leave a mark!" Sniz shouts off-screen: "Can we get medical service here?!" Fondue says: "As soon as I finish solving this Rubix Cube." Sniz says: "THAT'S going to take forever!" (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "The prize for winning this challenge is the Killer Beavers would get to re-instate Helga G. Patacki if they won." Wanda says: "But Phoebe helped secure Ren Hoek for the Screaming Cats." Cosmo says: "One of the campers who didn't face their fear was Patrick Star!" Wanda says: "Although considering Patrick, it was perfectly natural for him to be afraid of gorillas." Cosmo says: "Let's take a look at how Patrick played the game!" (Camera rolls) Wanda says: "Patrick Star came on the show to display his athletic skills." Cosmo says: "But this show displayed to Patrick that he really had NO athletic skills whatsoever!" Wanda says: "Patrick was off on his diving skills, lousy in team craftsmanship, couldn't run properly, failed to stay awake, had TERRIBLE aim, didn't have any creative talent, and was freaked out by gorillas!" Cosmo says: "And in spite of that, Phoebe still managed to be infatuated with him." Wanda says: "But the attraction Phoebe had for Patrick wasn't enough to keep him safe." Cosmo says: "Even though Reggie was the biggest contributing source for the Killer Beavers losing, it was Patrick who was sent packing as his fear of gorillas was seen as a bigger detriment to his team than Reggie's fear of being alone with Helga." (Camera pauses) Wanda says: "And Patrick, with the help of Mr. Krabs, recorded an interview discussing his feelings on how he felt about the ordeal." (Camera rolls)
Mr. Krabs says: "Okay Patrick, you're on." Patrick says: "From this show, I've learned that there's more to being an athlete than just dressing like an athlete. For one thing, you've got to have the skills if you want to stay and play. The biggest reason I lost is because I was too impatient to learn athletic skills properly, rushed into this game show without thinking of the consequences of my lack of strategic planning, and I royally messed up as a result. My plan is to work much harder at competitive sports so I won't get humiliated like this again, hopefully." (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "While all of the challenges were hard for most of the campers, there was ONE competition that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that this game show was no place for chickens, and I'm not talking about poultry!" Wanda says: "That's actually RIGHT Cosmo, for once! It's Chuckie Finster who will have the dubious pleasure of seeing HIS humiliation play out on internation TV!" Cosmo says: "Which is one of the reasons why I dumped my shame years ago when I flunked out of Jorgen Von Strangle's Fairy Boot Training Camp!" Wanda says: "Too bad Chuckie and I can't seem to dump OUR shame! Let's watch and see how Chuckie's game went off track." (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "From the start, the odds were stacked up against Chuckie Finster." Wanda says: "The nervous scaredy cat didn't even want to BE on the show, as he was forced into it by his parents in an effort to toughen him up." Cosmo says: "But the show proved to be TOO tough for Chuckie!" Wanda says: "He refused to attempt the diving challenge, fell asleep during the endurance challenge, messed up his talent during the culture challenge, got freaked out in the survival challenge, and feigned an injury in the canoeing/fire making challenge." Cosmo says: "But it was the last stunt that finally turned his fellow team-mates against him!" Wanda says: "Jimmy Neutron exposed Chuckie Finster as an attention loving fraud who thrived on making people feel sorry for him, in an attempt for Jimmy to save his own butt from elimination." Cosmo says: "And the ploy worked perfectly!" Wanda says: "Chuckie got voted out almost unanimously, both ashamed and disgraced from his former team-mates. When asked to be interviewed, he only had 4 words to say to us." (Cuts)
Chuckie says: "I have, no comment." (Cuts) Cosmo says: "The 9th episode had the campers express themselves as a challenge. While many of the expressions were magnificent, some were just perfectly PAINFUL for the campers!" Wanda says: "Reggie lost it big team while she walking on her hands when she threw up all over the stage and onto some of the contestants!" Cosmo says: "But one camper lost it EVEN bigger!" Wanda says: "And it's time to see him in his laugh-splitting role as a contestant!" (Camera roll) Cosmo says: "Doug Funny, from Bluffington U.S.A. came on portraying both the intelligence of a nerd, but with the coolness of a techno whiz." Wanda says: "Doug initially used his charms to try to impress Sandy Cheeks. When that failed, he ended up impressing Patty Mayonnaise with his book smarts." Cosmo says: "But Doug soon found out that book smarts weren't the same as performance arts." Wanda says: "Angelica Pickles once again sabotaged a camper's chances for winning, by doing something TRULY horrific, getting Doug to Rick Roll instead of Rock and Roll by having Doug perform Rick Astley's hit single, Never Going to Give You Up." Cosmo says: "I actually like that song." Wanda says: "Is it any wonder that you're an idiot?" Cosmo says: "But I'm YOUR idiot! What does that say about you?" Wanda says: "I don't know. In any case, Doug's performance got the VERY negative attention of Barry the Bear, who beat Doug up for such a poor performance." Cosmo says: "And Doug's injuries bought him a one way ticket onto the Boat of Losers and to Loser's Last Resort." (Cuts) Wanda says: "We asked Barry the Bear about how HE feels for his actions against Doug Funny. (Camera rolls) Barry says: "Look, I'm really sorry I hurt that young man. I know he's a decent person with good qualities and a fine heart, but I just can't stand Rick Astley. He was an abomination against everything that good music SHOULD stand for. But from now on, I'll attack the song, not the singer themselves. That's how I'm going to improve myself!" (Cuts) Cosmo says: "While some of the campers DID have more than book smarts, sometimes even THAT wasn't enough to save their butt from elimination." Wanda says: "Take Phoebe Hyerdahl for instance. A young Asian girl from the streets of Manhattan with intelligence and skills to spare!" Cosmo says: "But Phoebe made the strategical mistake of taking a cursed Arnold Tiki head doll from Skull Island and the even BIGGER mistake of breaking off her alliance with Angelica!" Wanda says: "Needless to say, when Angelica found out about the forbidden Tiki idol and Phoebe's role in the Screaming Cats' losing streak, it was all too easy for Angelica to turn her team-mates against Phoebe, as Phoebe was eliminated, having to walk down the Dock of Shame into the Boat of Loser's slightly bitter and greatly disappointed!" Cosmo says: "Sadly though, we have no interview footage nor do we have a web-cam interview as Phoebe declined to both talking opportunities."
Wanda says: "So instead, we're just going to skip right to Episode 11 and the contestant eliminated in said episode." Cosmo says: "From the world of The Angry Beavers, it's the gigantic muscular rabbit, Bunny!" (Camera rolls) Wanda says: "Bunny's time on the show might have been short due to him becoming a camper during the 5th challenge on the Killer Beaver's team." Cosmo says: "But that didn't stop him from making an impact in the show!" Wanda says: "Bunny proved to be useful as a contestant who could overcome his fear of wolves, carry heavy objects, be a good judge, and make a mean salad." Cosmo says: "But one skill Bunny lacked was the art of gift-wrapping." Wanda says: "Although Bunny was only 50% of the reason the Killer Beavers lost the present decorating challenge, Jimmy's intelligence gave safety to Jimmy while Bunny had to hop on down to the Dock of Shame, onto the Boat of Loser's." (Cuts) Cosmo says: "And now we've got a never before seen interview from Bunny himself, discussing his personal feelings about the ordeal." (Camera rolls) Bunny says: "I have to admit, I was pretty surprised to be the 10th contestant voted off. Apparently, I wasn't strong enough, skilled enough, or 'dangerous' enough to make it to the Final 3. But at least my team can't say that I'm not a team player, because I certainly did my best to play while on that team. I just wish that I had the opportunity to do it all over again. I would've made an alliance with Norbert and Treeflower if I had known then what I know right now." (Cuts) Wanda says: "Speaking of Treeflower, while Bunny's vote-off was benevolent, Treeflower's elimination was downright scandalous!" Cosmo says: "Oh, so it's okay for YOU to talk about scandalous things and not for ME to do so? That's pretty hypocritcal of you to do." Wanda says: "You don't even know the meaning of the word scandalous, let alone antidisestablishmentarianism." Cosmo says: "What's antidisestablishmentarianism?" Wanda says: "Cosmo, PLEASE stop trying to think and roll the clip. If your head was programmed to think in the double IQ digits, you'd be doing it ALL the time instead of at random!" Cosmo says: "Whatever!" (Camera rolls)
Wanda says: "Treeflower had some good strong points going for her. She was smart, pretty, friendly, polite, popular, and even had the benefit of being an actual C.I.T." Cosmo says: "But Treeflower DID have one major weakness, her hopeless devotion of love and adortion for Norbert McHandsome." Wanda says: "But being a clever C.I.T., Treeflower turned this potential weakness into a great strength! Treeflower was one of the last 6 campers standing in the endurance challenge, got Otto Rocket awake to help the Killer Beaver's win the 3rd challenge, faced her fear of cats in the 6th challenge, helped out Norbert win 2 points in the Expression challenge, and helped the Killer Beaver's with great cooking skills in another win for the Killer Beaver's." Cosmo says: "For a while, it looked like the combination of Treeflower and Norbert would be an impossible combo to beat!" Wanda says: "But then everyone got blindsided from a curveball they NEVER saw coming!" Cosmo says: "Treeflower's indifference to Jimmy Neutron, his inventions, and his contributions to the Killer Beaver's team came back to bite her in the butt BIG time!" Wanda says: "Jimmy Neutron did not LIKE being ignored, and decided to punish Treeflower and her indifference by switching the names of the votes so that Treeflower would be eliminated instead of Jimmy Neutron himself!" (Cuts) Cosmo says: "When interviewed about her feelings of how the situation went down, THIS was her initial reaction!" (Camera rolls) Treeflower screams: "I can't BELIEVE that (bleep) Jimmy Neutron cheated me out of $150,000!" That (bleep) brat has got some nerve making ME a laughingstock with his (bleep) plan of eliminating me! How would HE (bleep) feel if I (bleep) cheated him out of that money by voting HIM the (bleep) off?! He (bleep) wouldn't like it! I (bleep) near guarantee that!" (Bleep) (Cuts) Wanda says: "Treeflower's tirade against Jimmy Neutron lasted for 4 hours, and that was the ONLY acceptable footage we could air of it! But apparently, Treeflower wants to set the record straight with us. So with great reluctance and a steady finger eager to push the censor button if we need it, here we have live via web-cam, Treeflower!"
(Camera rolls) Treeflower says: "Hi you two!" Cosmo says: "Hi pretty lady who I can't and wouldn't date nor would I actually find attractive since I'm already married." Treeflower, confused says: "Thank you?" Wanda says: "Watching your interview made us a little, concerned about you. Has your behavior changed since then?" Treeflower slaps her head and says: "I am SO terribly ashamed of that interview! That behavior wasn't really me! I mean, it WAS me of course, but it's not the way I would normally react. After the elimination, after I found out Jimmy Neutron switched the votes, I was understandably ticked off by his actions and completely hated him for it. Honestly, I thought I would hate him forever. Eventually though, my rage faded and I soon came to terms with the truth. No matter how much I didn't want it, I lost the game, I was out of the competition, and since there was nothing I could do to change it, I decided to stop being angry with it and just learned to live with it and become a better beaver from the experience. And just to make things clear, I am DEFINITELY not proud about that interview. I won't deny I made it, but I'm definitely not proud of it." (Cuts) Cosmo says: "Wow! That went a whole lot better than I expected!" Wanda says: "I'll say! We didn't even need to push the censor button once! At least a lawsuit can't be filed against this show now!" Cosmo says: "But let's get back to what's really important; dishing the dirt on the campers!" Wanda says: "And no one could've been dirtier than the person who sabotaged Treeflower; Jimmy Issac Neutron!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "He may be a nerd." Wanda says: "He may be a know-it-all." Cosmo says: "And he might have been the least eligible man in terms of charisma and charm." Wanda says: "But there was one thing Jimmy Neutron had that kept him in the game!" Cosmo says: "His mad skills!" Wanda says: "Jimmy surprised everyone by winning the baseball challenge for the Killer Beavers!" Cosmo says: "And getting the Killer Beavers back to safety in canoeing challenge!"
Wanda says: "And he made everyone laugh in the Expression challenge and the Cooking challenge." Cosmo says: "But there were two things Jimmy Neutron absolutely couldn't stand! One was being wrong, and the other was being ignored!" Wanda says: "Jimmy Neutron might have gotten his way with Treeflower, but karma quickly came back to bite Jimmy Neutron hard in the Trusting challenge." Cosmo says: "Jimmy had to prove to Susie Carmichael that he deserved to be given a change of heart, as he wanted his team to win the event." Wanda says: "Even though Jimmy Neutron spilt his guts to Susie all the things he felt about her, the game, Treeflower, and Cindy Vortex herself, it wasn't enough for Susie to overlook his negative actions to Treeflower." Cosmo says: "Understandably and to no one's surprise, the Killer Beaver's lost the Trusting challenge and Jimmy Neutron had to pack his things and leave the Island game show." (Cuts) Wanda says: "Jimmy Neutron made an interview about his feelings after the elimination and how he feels the game show went." (Camera rolls) Jimmy Neutron says: "Honestly, things could've gone a LOT better for me! Being a man of math and science, I completely overlooked karma, and karma chewed on my butt and spit it out as a result. My angry over-reactions against Treeflower and my stunt of voting her off were unjustifiable. It did NOT make me feel any better that she was gone, and it definitely made me feel a whole lot worse! I learned the hard way that if I let the demons of my worse emotions get a hold on the rational thinking part of my brain, than I am DEFINITELY going to live to regret it. From now on, I intend to be straight and upfront, because being honest might have saved my butt. And if nothing else, as long as you're straight and upfront, karma won't likely bite you in the butt. Anyways, I certainly hope I will NEVER forget what I've learned here as I make a vow to NEVER sabotage another player's chances of winning a game show ever again, even if that means that I won't win at a game show either." (Cuts) Cosmo says: "Some GENIUS Jimmy Neutron is! It took him 12 challenges and 13 episodes to figure out that nothing good comes from lying and cheating!" Wanda says: "People have different levels of genius. Even smart people have gut reactions that they wish they wouldn't have. It's all part of having an emotion-based check system." Cosmo says: "Even though I don't have Jimmy's genius, my emotions still keep ME in check by constantly reminding me how much I love you and how lucky I am to have you." Wanda lovingly says: "Cosmo, you might never win the Nobel Prize, but for being the only Fairy Godparent who loves me for me, I still hopelessly love you and hope you'll never leave me." Cosmo says: "I certainly have no plans of ever having THAT happening!" Wanda says: "That is one thing that I'm happy to hear!"
(Commercial Break) / Once again, I'm going to break up the episode here and continue with it the next time I post. Enough said for now!