Here's the rest of the latest episode, "Meet the Cartoon Campers!" On "Total Cartoon Island!" / Fondue says: "All right then. Which camper wants their parent or parents to go first?" Rocko says: "I'd like it if my parents got the first chance to speak." Sniz says: "All right then. Melbourne and Sydney A. Wallaby, first, tell us how you feel about your son." Sydney says: "I knew from a very young age that Rocko had talent and spunk. Even as a baby, he was always jumping and running faster than any other wallaby on the Austrailian outback." Melbourne says: "He's very ingenious. He knows how to fix things both mechanical and emotional." Sniz says: "What was your proudest moment of watching him on this show?" Sydney says: "My proudest moment was watching Rocko win the Kart race, and even helped his girlfriend, Reggie Rocket come in 2nd place." Melbourne says: "My proudest moment was watching Rocko decide to show off that it was more important for him to be who he was than try to conform to some system." Sydney says: "You mean when he threw off his clothes?" Melbourne says: "He was just getting back to basics. Besides, I think it's completely natural." Sniz says: "One last thing; if you could change anything that has happened to Rocko during this game show, what would you change and why?" Melbourne says: "I'd change it so that Reggie Rocket's surfboard didn't break during that surfing challenge!" Sydney says: "And I'd change it to have Angelica's parents watching her cheat and giving her such a scolding punishment! That girl was MEAN to Rocko and Reggie for breaking them up!" Fondue says: "I hear that!" Sniz says: "Wow. You'd BOTH change something to help Reggie and Rocko get back together. Thank you for your answers. Next, I would like to ask the Squarepants family to speak next." Mr. Squarepants says: "It would be our honor, sir." Sniz says: "I'm sure it would be. First question, what stands out the most in your mind about your son?" Mrs. Squarepants says: "Our son has ALWAYS had a cheerful, happy, optimistic life. Don't you think so, dear?" Mr. Squarepants says: "Absolutely, honey! Even when he was a baby with Patrick Star, he instantly became best friends with Patrick! Spongebob and Patrick have done so much fun together, it's almost like Spongebob has a twin brother who looks nothing like him and wears different clothes!" Sniz says: "What do you feel has been the biggest challenge in Spongebob's life?" Mrs. Squarepants says: "Definitely Plankton! That evil amoeba always tries to take advantage of Spongebob's generosity and helpfulness!" Mr. Squarepants says: "But we didn't raise Spongebob to be a fool to evil, and Plankton would have to get up pretty early in the morning before Spongebob ever becomes a part of Plankton's schemes!" Sniz says: "Last question, do you believe Spongebob is ready for a serious relationship?" Mr. Squarepants says: "Of course he's ready! He's a well-trained fry cook! He takes very good care of his pet snail Gary, and he always studies hard during Boating School!" Mrs. Squarepants says: "When our son loves someone, he always remains loyal to whoever it is he loves, and I believe he's ready for a serious relationship!"
Sniz says: "Thank you for your answers. And for the next family--." Howard Deville says: "I'd just like to say in advance that I'm going to let Betty take care of all the questions you want to ask on my behalf." Sniz finishes: "I'd like to ask Betty Deville to speak about Lil." Betty says: "All right! Throw me a few questions!" Fondue says: "Energetic! She's feisty!" Sniz says: "Yes, she is. Now then, what is so special about Lil Deville?" Betty says: "Even though she's the twin sister of Phil Deville, she's a few minutes older and always seems to mature a little while sooner than Phil does. Lil was the first to lose her obsession over insects and worms, and she was the first to create a separate identity for herself apart from Phil." Sniz asks: "How did Lil grow to become so energetic?" Betty says: "Her friend Tommy Pickles has been making amateur movies for almost 14 years now, and Lil Deville is always among Tommy's top choices for a good actress! Needless to say, Lil has mastered many different skills, talents, and abilities needed to compete in this game!" Sniz says: "One last thing, what chance do you think Lil has of winning this game show?" Betty says: "I'd say she has a pretty good chance! She's got lot's of spark, firey determination, grit, ambition, and a whole lot of energy! Determination is what keeps Lil going, and that's why I believe she can win!" Sniz says: "Thank you for your honesty. Next, I'd like to ask Stimpy's mom and dad, Barbara and Hugo to talk about their son." Barbara says: "We're happily ready whenever you are." Sniz says: "First, I'd like to ask you both this one question. How do you feel about Stimpy's relationship with Ren?" Barbara says: "We don't think that Ren was raised to be a bad kid, he's just a troubled kid who's very emotional." Hugo says: "Honestly, Ren is actually scared and insecure about his feelings. Stimpy's told us all about it. Ren deeply cares for Stimpy, and because of his concern to not let Stimpy get hurt, Ren's taken on a lot of pain. But I believe Stimpy could really help out Ren a lot if Ren would just be willing to let Stimpy help him." Sniz says: "All right then. Next question, why does Stimpy have such a positive attitude about life?"
Barbara says: "Because we taught Stimpy that every day is a brand new chance to achieve greater accomplishments, soar to new heights, and become a better being than he was the day before!" Hugo says: "Stimpy always makes it his goal to help people realize that a better life is possible as long as they always remember to look on the bright side of life. And Stimpy always looks on the bright side of life!" Sniz says: "And for your last question, what would Stimpy do with the prize money if he won?" Hugo says: "We've always taught Stimpy that there are many different ways to make the world a better place. Half of his prize money, he wants to donate to his favorite charities. The World Wildlife Foundation, the California Conservation Corps, and the organizations that save the wild forests of South America!" Barbara says: "And the other half of his prize money will be used to fund his college education. He's expressed interest in becoming an elected member of the International U.N. security for traveling to different countries facing difficulties and strikes. And $75,000 would go a good ways toward reaching that goal!" Sniz says: "Fondue, I think Stimpy's a keeper! He's got some goals!" Fondue says: "Very true, Fondue. Next, will Mr. Green Cheeks speak on behalf of Sandy Cheeks?" Mr. Cheeks says: "I would indeed, partner!" Sniz says: "You've got the attitude, and I've got the gumption! Do you feel that Sandy has played this game show to the best of her abilities?" Mr. Cheeks says: "ALL squirrels of the Cheeks family play to the best of their ability! Even Sandy's cousin, Rocky Knees is very competive, athletic, and smart! Rocky might be from California, but he's got the blood legacy of a Cheeks flowing through him, just like Sandra does!" Sniz says: "Do you feel as though Sandy has experienced any weak points in any of the challenges that Sandy has had so far?" Mr. Cheeks says: "Well, her inability to swim was a complete surprise to me. I was sure that her cousin Rocky taught her to backstroke and dolphin swim like a champion!" Sandy says: "I was too interesting in wrangling bulls, and I thought that by wearing a high tech suit, I would have no need to learn how to swim!"
Sniz says: "Sandy, this is the PARENT'S time to speak, not yours. Now then, what do you think Sandy needs to improve on?" Mr. Cheeks says: "Well, Sandy definitely DOES jump to conclusions before she even has an answer. She thought that just because Spongebob liked to have fun, he didn't know how to be responsible. And she thought that she could handle an Alaskan Bull Worm by herself! Even Rocky Knees knows that it takes the entire clan of the Cheeks family to wrestle an Alaskan Bull Worm down to the ground!" Sniz says: "Thank you for your honesty!" Sandy says: "Dad! How could you SAY such negative stuff about me?!" Mr. Cheeks says: "I was speaking the honest truth. You know it, I know it, and your cousin Rocky Knees knows it. I've never been dishonest for anybody and I'm not about to start now!" Sniz says: "Last, but certainly not least, Raymundo Rocket shall speak about Otto Rocket!" Raymundo says: "As long as I don't have to answer any questions about Otto's experience with The Rhino, I'll be fine with whatever you ask!" Sniz says: "Whatever THAT means! What is Otto's greatest source of inspiration that has helped him get this far?" Raymundo says: "The Rocket's are sport enthusiasts, and we've BEEN sport enthusiasts for a long time! Athletes like Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, Hank Aaron, Wilt Chamberlain, Michael Jordan, Shaun Palmer, and Tony Hawk have sharpened Otto's mind and skills to a razor-fine edge! And Reggie has the same focus and grip that Otto does, as well!" Sniz says: "As far as Otto is concerned, what do you worry about the most concerning his well-being?" Raymundo says: "The Rockets always do their best to be as safely prepared for any sport or athletic event we participate in. But there are some things that are very difficult to predict. I was really worried one time when Otto and his friends went outside during a gigantic hurricane, I was so worried about them being hurt by flying debris or getting swept out to sea!" Sniz says: "And that's an understandable thing to be worried about. Finally, is there anything you think Otto can improve on?" Raymundo says: "He's always trying to improve in sports, but I would like to see him work on his people skills more. He still gets kind of sore when he doesn't win." Otto says: "I have, no comment."
Sniz says: "That's it for the questions! Fondue and I thank you for coming here today! Now, there's one last thing to do! Today, the parents of the campers MUST decide who gets eliminated next!" Otto says: "WHAT?! You never told us that the campers parents would get to choose who left this game show next!" Sniz says: "You didn't ASK us if the parents got to choose who left the game show next! The parents get one hour to choose which camper leaves, than we'll make the announcement at the bonfire ceremony!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I just want to say that it's absolutely amazing that I even made it this far! The support from all my friends, Patrick, Squidward, Larry, Mrs. Puff, and even Old Man Jenkins, made my accomplishment possible. At this point, I feel that winning is inevitable. I want to make Sandy Cheeks proud to have me as her boyfriend!" / Rocko says: "Winning isn't everything. It's a big thing, but it's not the most important thing. Love is very important to me, and I really just want to see Reggie again. I miss her so much." / Lil Deville says: "I'm too smart to be voted off! I have a very high IQ and it's like, astronomical! The parents won't want to vote me off! They want someone smart to win this thing, and I've got this bonfire ceremony in the bag!" / Stimpy says: "I'm actually glad that I don't have to choose who gets to leave today. The other 5 campers are really good players, and we all have an equal and fair chance to win, because we all have good reasons for doing so. I don't think it will be an easy decision for our parents to make, but I think they have a good sense of judgment." / Otto says: "I'm not going to front here. I knew that if it came down to a popularity contest, I knew I would probably lose. And since I don't want to risk ticking Sandy off by trying to get her voted off, I knew that there was only one possibility for who I needed to convince the other parents to vote off." / Sandy says: "I am SO humiliated by my dad! The other parents will probably kick me off tonight for sure! The only positive outlook about that possibility is that if they do that, at least I won't have to suffer through THIS torture anymore!" (End Confessional)
(Scene shifts to the bonfire) Sniz says: "Campers, parents of campers, this has been a learning experience for everyone. Out of 23 campers, 6 of them have been very exceptional. But 1 has to leave tonight. It wasn't an easy decision, but we finally have our Final Five campers! The marshmallows go to, Stimpy, Spongebob, Lil, and Otto! That's one sure fire way to wipe a smile off a camper's face. Show them a marshmallow plate with only one marshmallow on it. Who is it going to go to?" Sandy gets up and says: "It's okay, I had a good run!" Sniz says: "Sit down! You're ruining the suspense! (Sandy groans) The final marshmallow goes to, Sandy!" Sandy says: "What?! No offense, but have you parents lost your mind?! Rocko is a totally great guy! He's in love with Reggie!" Otto says: "Bingo, Sandy! Rocko loves Reggie, more than winning money! He'd only slow me down in the final 5! Besides, if I must compete against somebody in the final 2, I'd like it to be you, because you're worthy competition!" Sandy says: "Wow, that's actually pretty cool of you, I think!" Rocko says: "Don't sweat it, Sandy. Fate will bring me back here again. There's always another opportunity down in the Austrailian outback, and I haven't hopped into my last sunset yet!" Sandy says: "You're taking this elimination well." Rocko says: "No use crying over a burned shrimp on the barbie, because now I can look forward to seeing Reggie again!" Stimpy says: "You're all right with me, Rocko! If you ever come to Hollywood, CA; feel free to look me and Ren up!" Rocko says: "I sure will! One last thing, can I take one final picture here? I've been keeping a scrapbook of all my memories here for Reggie Rocket." Fondue says: "It would be an honor to take your picture! Parents, campers, get close together! Let's see some smiles! Is everybody happy? Say, Fondue!" Everybody says: "Cheese!" And the picture snaps, revealing a very happy group picture! / Episode Notes: Rocko, and therefore "Rocko's Modern Life" gets eliminated in this episode. The Final Five campers are Spongebob, Sandy, Lil Deville, Otto Rocket, and Stimpy J. Cat. Episode Quotes: Look above! Enough said! The End!