Here's another installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" Episode 19: "Unexpected Enemy Encounter!"
Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the 9 remaining campers had to go on a shopping spree and buy to their hearts content. There were several big losers, and one big winner. Angelica surprised everyone not only by winning immunity for the 2nd time in a row, but for stealing Patty Mayonnaise's cart and revealing to her that Angelica had just used Patty as a tool in order to avoid elimination and make it past challenges. But Patty wasn't about to take Angelica's lies laying down, and told Angelica off in a way that nobody had ever really done before! Once Patty got to say what she wanted to say, she could finally walk down to the Dock of Shame and into the Boat of Losers. And everybody said goodbye to Patty Mayonnaise and her luxury luggage. Who will be voted off in this episode? Who will win invincibility? Who will renew MY contract for season 2?! The answers to these questions coming up on Total Cartoon Island!"
The 8 remaining campers are watching a movie being played by an old-fashioned film projector, and the film is the 1982 flick, Poltergeist! Heather Rourke says: "They're here." Norbert says: "Don't do it! Don't go in there!" Rocko screams: "AHHH!!!!" Norbert says: "Darn it, girl! I told your dumb butt to not go in there!" Lil says: "Lil likes scary movies, with all of the creepy occurences such as chairs stacking themselves in weird ways, ghostly arms coming out of the attic, and strange voices coming out of TV, this movie is the absolute best!" Stimpy says: "Whatever makes Lil happy, makes Stimpy happy!" Spongebob says: "This film has got NOTHING on Casper as far as realistic animated ghosts go though." Sandy says: "Give them a break, Spongebob. Computers weren't as sophisticated back then, and every technological breakthrough has to start happening from somewhere." Angelica says: "Having to watch this film is a gigantic WASTE of my life!" Otto says: "What life? All you do is plot and scheme on how to make it through the few challenges left between here and the Final 3." Angelica says: "What makes YOU think that you're even going to GET to the Final 3?" Otto says: "I've got the moves, I've got the talent, I've got the determination, and I've got the stamina, which is 3 more things that I've got that you don't!" Eventually, the movie finishes and powers down. Lil says: "That was totally AWESOME! The house got sucked into itself and imploded into the air! That was the coolest part!" Stimpy says: "That's why you never, EVER build over a Native-American burial ground! It can only lead to trouble!" Angelica says: "Speaking of trouble, has anyone seen Sniz and Fondue? I would've thought they'd give us our next challenge by now." Rocko says: "Maybe we should go look for them, they can't be far." But unknown to the campers, Sniz and Fondue are putting a bunch of bags into the Boat of Losers in a hurry! Fondue says: "Faster, Sniz! They might pounce on us at any time!" Sniz says: "I'm hurrying, brother! I know that time is of the essence!" And Sniz finishes loading the last backpack bag into the Boat! Sniz boards the boat with Fondue and says: "I'm finished, man! Let's get moving and go, Go, GO!!!!" And the campers apprroach the Dock, seeing Sniz and Fondue zoom off away from the island!
Stimpy says: "WAIT! You forgot one backpack!" Sandy says: "That's a little disturbing." Otto says: "I'll say. Did you get a look at the faces on Sniz and Fondue? They looked positively spooked!" Lil says: "I wonder what could be so scary that it would cause Sniz and Fondue to just leave like that?" Rocko opens the backpack and says: "Maybe this newspaper article has the answer! People in the Lake Superior Region are advised to be on the lookout. The Ghost of the Flying Dutchman and General Barricuda have been sighted in the area and are causing untold kinds of crimes of pillaging and looting in towns along the coast of the lake. Please take extreme caution and get out of the area as soon as you can!" Spongebob gasps and says: "General Barricuda?!!! That's impossible! It's got to be someone else! He CAN'T still be alive!" Sandy says: "That maniacal villain has surprised us before, but whether or not it IS General Barricuda, we must be careful! That man is a psychopath and won't rest until he gets what he wants. General Barricuda is still sore that Mr. Krabs beat him on the field of battle during their Navy days, and he has vowed revenge on Mr. Krabs and anyone who is close to him!" Stimpy says: "Are you telling us that we're in mortal DANGER?! From an original fan character created by 4EverGreen that hasn't been seen in 24 long months?!" Otto says: "Wait a minute. How do YOU know that 4EverGreen is the one who came up with General Barricuda?" Stimpy says: "Uh...Internet?!" Rocko says: "Makes sense to me." Lil says: "Yep! Sure does!" Norbert says: "Doesn't need any more explanation than that!" Angelica says: "Come on! You're all being played! There's no way that a character who's been dead for 2 years can just come back to life! This is a prank and we're all being punked! And if Ashton Kutcher's not doing it, then it's someone else who's married to a woman who's twice as old as he is!" Norbert reaches into the backpack and says: "I don't think so! If we're being played, there's no WAY Sniz would leave his hair gel behind!" Rocko screams: "This can't be happening!" Otto says: "Let me get this straight! Sniz and Fondue have left us for dead and now we're stranded on this island while those 2 evil pyschopath's are on the loose?!"
Angelica says: "You can't let these guys psyche you out. This is obviously part of some elaborate challenge they set up! A scary movie followed by a hasty retreat and strategically left props?! That is SO flimsy!" Stimpy says: "Well Stimpy still doesn't like it! What kind of challenge makes you feel scared and as though you're being watched?!" Angelica says: "That's why we signed onto this REALITY show! We're ALWAYS being watched!" / Angelica is actually right on the money, as Sniz is watching a bunch of TV monitors from a large cabin in the woods. Sniz says: "Angelica, you are correct in more ways than you know! You ARE being watched! And tonight, the 8 campers will be in for the scare of their lives as they will be hunted by no one but the best! Jorgen Von Strangle as our resident Flying Dutchman impersonator! This is going to be fun!" / Sandy says: "Look, it doesn't matter if this is a challenge or if this is for real! We need to have a game plan!" Angelica says: "You LOSERS may need to have a game plan! But I NEED to have a facial!" Sandy says: "Excuse me! Don't you ever watch horror movies?! Rule #1, you NEVER go off alone!" Angelica says: "I might actually listen to you if we were IN a horror movie, but we're not, so I won't! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a shower!" Lil says: "And the rude, mean, bossy, chick girl seals her fate! KERR-LECH!" Stimpy says: "Wow! You're really good at sound effects!" Lil says: "Thank you, Lil knows this! You want to go for a walk with Lil? It's a good night out for it!" Stimpy says: "Stimpy sees no reason NOT to!" Lil says: "Perfect! This will be SO much fun!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "Does anyone remember how I once said my brother and I were friends with ghosts? I just want to clarify one thing, we're buddies with FRIENDLY ghosts, not EVIL ghosts! And the Flying Dutchman is an evil ghost! I'm actually pretty terrified!" / Rocko says: "One time, my buddy Heffer once said he was haunted by ghosts. They called themselves the 7 Udders of Justice, and they tricked Heffer into accepting a job as a security cop where he got haunted by twin beaver ghosts, a soda jerk ghost named Lloyd, and a bunch of evil gangster ghosts!
Heffer was so frightened, he tore off his cop security uniform and ran through O-Town naked! He had to spend 6 weeks completely nude in jail for both breaking his dad's car and being out of uniform while on the clock. Ironically enough, soon after that, he decided to become a legal nudist so that he wouldn't have to wear clothes. It's funny how I didn't realize the benefits of NOT wearing clothes much sooner, because I feel great! Strangely enough, I feel safer from the threats of the Flying Dutchman being naked than I would being clothed. I wonder if that's normal for be to be feeling that?" / Spongebob says: "The Flying Dutchman CAN be a little bit scary. But once you know how to handle him, he's really not that dangerous. I've had more than a few tussels with him, and I've already seen the bulk of the tricks he can perform! I think I can ace this challenge!" / Otto says: "I feel pretty confidant about my chances. Any SANE person knows that ghosts don't ACTUALLY exist!" / Sandy says: "With the exception of an Alaskan Bull Worm, I ain't never met ANYTHING dead or alive that I couldn't handle! I'll face off against the Flying Dutchman and if General Barricuda comes my way, I'll take care of him to!" (End Confessional) Stimpy and Lil are walking together in a forest section of the island. Stimpy says: "And that's how Stimpy won the hot dog contest. Stimpy ate 200 hot dogs. Well, 198 actually. The judges wouldn't count the last 2 that squirted back out of Stimpy's nose!" Lil says: "Lil finds Stimpy to be funny! Lil likes funny guys!" Stimpy says: "That's cool! By the way, what is Lil doing?" Lil says: "Lil is just walking in the woods!" Stimpy says: "The woods...why does that feel wrong?" / The other campers, minus Angelica, are sitting around a campfire. Sandy says: "Okay! There are several rules to remember if we're going to make it through this night! Rule #1, NEVER go off alone! Rule #2, if you DO go off on your own, then NEVER go off into the woods! Rule #3, if you DO go off into the woods, than never, Ever, EVER make out in the woods or you will DIE in the woods! Where are Stimpy and Lil?!" Otto says: "Breaking rules 1-3." / Lil is on Stimpy's back, patting her hands on Stimpy's head as if it were a drum. Stimpy says: "Does this feel wrong to Lil at all?" Lil says: "No, Lil likes the sound that Stimpy's head makes. It's pretty nice and hollow. Besides, it keeps Lil's mind off of the Flying Dutchman and the evil General Barricuda!"
Stimpy says: "THAT'S why this feels wrong! Stimpy remembers from a movie he once watched, that a deranged psycho killer with a bloody chainsaw and a hook attacked the couple in the woods that were making out!" Lil says: But there's no psycho killer; only a ghost and a general. And WE'RE not making out!" Stimpy says: "Oh, yeah!" Lil says: "You want to make out?" Stimpy gasps with delight and says: "YES!!!!" And they quickly jump behind a bush and start kissing on each other, when unknownst to them, there's someone looking in the darkness and wielding a chainsaw! As the noise is heard, Stimpy realizes the danger he and Lil are both in! Stimpy says: "It's a good thing Stimpy doesn't wear pants, or Stimpy's pants would be down right now!" Lil and Stimpy both say: "RUN!!!!" / Stimpy and Lil are both running for their lives and Stimpy says: "Stimpy wants to know why the ground is so much flatter and longer going back the way we came than from the way we got to where we were?!" Lil says: "Lil knows that it's a thing movie producers do! They always extend the running sequences!" Stimpy says: "Why do they do that?" Lil says: "It gives them time to film a good wipe-out!" And as soon as she says that, Stimpy trips over a rock and begins to fall down a cliff! Stimpy yells as he begins to crash not only into ledges on the cliff, but into some stuff that shouldn't even BE there! Stimpy falls onto a cactus, a goat, a fire hydrant, a porcupine, a campfire, a dynamite box that explodes, and finally onto flat ground! Lil says: "Hold on, Stimpy! Lil is coming!" And Lil dives down the cliff, falling onto the same things Stimpy fell on. The cactus, the goat, the fire hydrant, the porcupine, the campfire, and the dynamite box which somehow explodes AGAIN, and onto Stimpy! Lil says: "That was fun!" Than Jorgen Von Strangle in the Flying Dutchman's guise, looms over the two campers! Stimpy says: "Stimpy's too young to die! Here, take Lil!" And Stimpy shoves Lil towards Jorgen! But Stimpy doesn't run very far until he hears Lil scream: "AHHH!!!!" Stimpy becomes consumed with guilt and says: "Stimpy can't let it end that way! Stimpy's coming back!" And Stimpy rushes back to Lil's side and gives Jorgen Von Strangle a flying kick in the gut which stuns him to the ground! Lil says: "Wow! Stimpy came back to save Lil's life! Lil likes it a LOT!" But as Jorgen quickly gets up again, Stimpy says: "Stimpy's afraid that his sacrifice was all for naught, and we're STILL going to die!"
Lil says: "Which Lil finds very weird! Lil always thought it would end on Mount Rainier during a volcanic explosion!" / Jorgen takes no heed of Stimpy and Lil's kicking and screaming, as he dumps them into Sniz's cabin! Stimpy says: "What are you going to do with us?" Sniz comes out of hiding and says: "He isn't going to do ANYTHING to you!" Jorgen becomes normal again and says: "Remember me?!" Lil says: "No way! The big, fairy muscle guy scared us?! Do you mean to tell us that this really WAS just a prank?!" Sniz says: "Well, YES and NO. It was your challenge to watch a scary movie and then survive an actual one. Unfortunately, you are now both caught and eliminated. But you both get to stay here for the rest of the challenge and watch the panicked reactions of the other campers!" Stimpy says: "That's a relief! If it had been the ACTUAL Flying Dutchman or General Barricuda, Stimpy and Lil would've been dead for real!" Sniz says: "By the way, I got to give you props for going back to try to rescue Lil! That was a really gutsy move!" Lil says: "And Lil will remember that forever with love and devotion!" Stimpy says: "Does Lil want to fininsh making out?" Lil says: "Sure, why not?!" And they go into the cabin bedroom, beginning to kiss on each other yet again! Sniz says: "It's too bad they couldn't wait a while, I could've told them to go get a room together! But you can't make every joke you want to! Jorgen, resume your disguise and continue your pursuit of the campers!" / I'll break up the episode at this point for right now, I will continue it another time. 
Enough said for now! 
SPONGE-PAT Season 5
He then starts Saying," MY LEG!" He then runs out and they start to chase him. But travels so far that he runs into Chad Vane's Hideout!
So, they grab Fred and tell him to stay calm. They look into the hideout and see, Plankton, Chad Vane, and The Dirty Bubble! But why is Plankton and The Dirty Bubble there? However, they all accidently trip and fall into a rocket of some type. Chad Vane sees them in the rocket and steps on a switch and they go into space!
