It's been a while since I've posted, but at long last, here is the third and final part of my latest episode for "Total Cartoon Island" called "Sink or Surf!"
Angelica is gaining a healthy lead and is gloating to herself with glee. Angelica says: "Having this much fun at someone else's expense is SO bad, it should be illegal! But it's not, so I don't care!" As the other contestant's race to catch up with her, Rocko notices something. Rocko says: "It looks like the wind is picking up a bit. At this rate, we're going to be seeing great conditions for some wave riding!" Norbert says: "I am DOWN with that! Beavers and water are like two best friends, and water has and would NEVER hurt a beaver!" Sandy says: "Spongebob, do you remember the surfing training that Johnny Kahuna Laguna gave you?" Spongebob says: "I sure do! Just keep breathing, stay focused, and my surfing will be downright spectacular!" Sandy says: "Then let's put this race away, honey!" And Spongebob giggles and blushes! (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Sandy called me her honey! She really DOES love me now! If mom and dad aren't watching this now, then they might NEVER believe that I've fallen in love with a girl! In fact, I think that even if Squidward IS seeing this, he STILL wouldn't believe it! I'll probably move in with Sandy someday, so that Squidward can finally get the peace and quiet he needs if he ever wants to become a successful clarinet player." (End Confessional) Sniz and Fondue are watching the race from the shore. Fondue asks: "Sniz, how is everybody doing?" Sniz says: "Angelica is going around the first loop and she's still in the lead. But with the wind at their backs, the other campers are beginning to catch up fast!" Angelica goes halfway around the loop and says: "I can see my future now! When people look in the dictionary and find the word GENIUS, my picture will be right next to that word!" Then she sees the other campers starting to enter the loop and she screams: "HEY! You can't do that! THAT'S CHEATING!!!!" Sandy says: "You should talk, you spoiled little mommy's girl!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "If those other campers think that I can be beaten in this challenge, I'm just going to say that I can't be beaten! I've taken great pains to ensure that fact, and I've set up a few little booby traps on this course to guarantee that a few campers are going to suffer some unfortunate 'accidents' if you know what I mean!" (End Confessional)
Angelica takes out a remote control and pushes an orange button! A bunch of sea mines float up to the surface, to explode at the slightest touch of a surfboard! Stimpy says: "Holy Yaksmas! How are we ever going to get through that?!" Otto says: "Just follow my lead! Nobody, not even Angelica Pickles, cheats Otto Rocket out of a victory!" And with Otto leading the way, Otto manuevers his board in such a way, he makes the sea mines explode all around him without getting caught in the blast himself, and makes a wide enough path clear of mines that the other campers can get through without much of a sweat. Reggie says: "You've still got some fancy moves in the water, bro! Otto says: "It's just like riding a bike, Rockets move fast and always hit their marks!" Angelica knows that the mine fields will slow the other campers down, but she wants to double her chances of winning so she decides to come up with another sneaky plan. When Angelica comes to a fork in the pond, the sign pointing to the left says: "Total Cartoon Surf Course this way." And the sign pointing to the right says: "Danger! Construction Work on Dam Building at 1 P.M. Today! Dynamite Explosives in this Area, Keep Out! Have a Nice Day!" So Angelica shifts the directions of the signs so that they're each pointing the other way, and Angelica goes down the correct path of the course. The other surfers, unaware of Angelica's trick, head down the wrong fork and find themselves in rapid water! Then the water becomes eerily calm. Rocko says: "This doesn't seem right. It's quiet, much too quiet." Stimpy says: "There's a sign up ahead that says, Dynamite Dam Work 100 Yards Ahead!" Patty says: "But I thought the work was being done on the OPPOSITE fork!" Otto says: "It must be another one of Angelica's tricks! We've got to turn around!" Sandy says: "We can't turn around! The rapids we passed are too strong for our surfboards to go up-stream, and the wind is like a gale, and is just pushing us forward all the time!" Reggie says: "Well what time is it?!" Stimpy says: "It's almost--!" And at that moment, dynamite explodes all around them, creating waves that threaten to swallow any uncareful contestants into the deepness of the freshwater lake. Amazingly, all of the campers manage to get through the explosives, and safely come back to the main fork of the pond, but Angelica is still far ahead in the lead!
Angelica continues to gloat to herself: "My sneaky ways have got my victory in the bag! I've got beauty, brains, charms, and looks! Nothing can stop me!" Then she hears the other campers coming up close behind her, and realizes that the race STILL isn't over yet, and the finish line is just in sight! Rocko says: "Angelica is within range! We'll be able to over-take her soon!" Reggie says: "Let's show Angelica that cheaters NEVER--!" But Reggie never finishes her thought because at that point, her surfboard breaks due to Angelica's earlier sabotage and Reggie falls in the water! Rocko says: "Reggie! Please come up!" Reggie comes back to the surface! Rocko says: "Reggie, are you all right?" Reggie says: "I'm relatively fine." Sandy says: "Are you hurt in any way?" Reggie says: "Just my pride is hurt." Norbert says: "We can't just stop right now. We've got to finish the race." Reggie says: "My board is broken! You'll have to go on without me! My race is done!" Rocko says: "Not on my watch! A good Austrailian never leaves a fair Shiela behind! Get on my board, and we'll give it everything we've got!" Reggie says: "Rocko, you're the best boyfriend I've ever had! Technically, you're the only boyfriend I've ever had, but who's counting?" And Reggie climbs onto Rocko's board, and all of the other campers make a last mad dash for the finish line. Sniz says: "It's coming right down to the wire, Fondue! All the campers appear to have good chances, but it's STILL anybody's race! It looks like it's going to be--!" (Photo snaps, air horn blares!) Sniz says: "A photo finish! And this picture will tell us who the lucky winner is! And it seems like the champion of the surfers is going to be--NO! That's impossible!" Fondue says: "What is it?" Sniz says: "The picture is showing us that Angelica Pickles crossed the finish line first!" Angelica says: "Yes! In your faces, losers! And because Reggie's surfboard broke, that means she's automatically eliminated!" Otto says: "I object to that happening! You raced through that whole challenge using cheating, sabotaging, and illegal mine littering! You don't deserve to win!" Angelica says: "Otto, I'm surprised at you. I thought you loved me and would do anything to have me."
Otto says: "The only thing stronger than my sense of love is my sense of justice!" Angelica says: "If your sense of justice is so strong, then please tell me who else would've used YOUR tools to sabotage Reggie's surfboard?!" Everyone else says: "WHAT?!" Otto says: "Come on! Do you really believe that I'm capable of sabotaging my own sister's surfboard?!" Sandy says: "That's for a jury to decide, you backhanded saboteur!" Otto says: "I didn't sabotage ANYBODY'S surfboard! Honestly, you've GOT to believe me!" Rocko says: "We believe you, Otto. Right, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "Well, yes, no--I don't really like confrontations!" Norbert says: "Where is your honor, you dirtbag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to stay!" Lil says: "It's all clear to me now! You couldn't handle Reggie making circles around your surfboard! You didn't want to face the fact that Reggie had become a better surfer than you, so you get rid of her! Well what if I become a better SKATEBOARDER than you?! Are you going to sabotage me, to?!" Sandy says: "I don't think we should give him a chance!" Norbert says: "Grab him!" Lil says: "I've got his arms!" Sandy says: "I'm grabbing his legs!" Stimpy says: "Will you folks please stop it?!" Norbert says: "I'm tackling him!" And as Sandy, Norbert, and Lil wrestle Otto to the ground, Otto says: "Get off of me! I can explain everything!" Sniz yells: "STOP!!!! Enough of this foolish behavior! Get up, right now!" And everyone obeys Sniz's orders. Sniz says: "Solving this problem with violence won't take care of anything. Now, I know I said this challenge would be an automatic elimination, but under the circumstances, I think we should let our contestants should decide who gets eliminated. That's a fair way for our jury to decide whether the verdict is guilty, or innocent of the crime." (Confessional) Angelica says: "My plan worked! Three major campers think that Otto Rocket is to blame for Reggie's unfortunate 'accident,' and now they're going to think of Otto as a cheater! That should prove to Otto once and for all that I am NOT a prize to be won!" / Otto says: "I don't care what anybody else says! All that matters to me is that I know that I didn't do it!"
(End Confessional, scene shifts to the bonfire.) Sniz says: "You have all cast your votes. There are 10 campers facing judgment, but only 9 marshmallows. One of you campers is about to leave and can not return, EVER! Angelica, Patty, Stimpy, Sandy, Spongebob, Rocko, Norbert, Lil. Campers, this IS the final marshmallow of the evening. (Reggie looks sadly at Rocko, Otto looks angrily at Sniz.) Otto." (Everyone gasps) Sniz says: "Okay, that was a shocker. Even I'm shocked, and I knew the answer!" Rocko says: "I'm sorry, Reggie. I honestly thought that you would be safe. But I couldn't vote off Otto Rocket, not without any concrete evidence that he was the culprit responsible." Reggie says: "That's okay. I couldn't vote him off, either. I know my brother. My brother may be a lot of things, but a cheater has never really been one of them!" Otto says: "But I still don't understand why I'm safe and why my sister has to leave!" Angelica says: "It's very simple, Otto. I want you to feel the pain that I feel! I feel pain having to be around you all the time, so I want you to feel the pain of knowing that there are at least three campers here who will NEVER trust you again!" Otto says: "So that's your game plan is it? You want me to feel guilty and bad about a crime I didn't commit? Well, it's not going to work! I don't care who trusts me and who doesn't! I know the truth, and even if no one else believes it, that doesn't change any facts about what happened today! My conscience is still clear, and I have nothing to be ashamed about!" Angelica says: "You may sound confidant now, but you WILL learn to respect me and keep your distance away from me! One way or another, I must break you!" Otto says: "You can try, Ivan Drago, but a Rocket can NEVER be broken!" Reggie says: "That's right, Otto. Rocko, remember me fondly and do your best to kick Angelica's butt!" Rocko says: "I certainly will my fair Shiela. How about one last kiss for the road?" Reggie says: "Thank you, Rocko. At least I know that I have one thing to look forward to when this contest is over, and that's being with you again!" And Reggie and Rocko hug each other and share a passionate kiss! Reggie then grabs her bags and heads towards the Dock of Shame and the Boat of Losers.
Reggie says: "Farewell, fellow campers! Remember me fondly, and always reach for the stars!" And the Boat sails out of sight. (Confessional) Patty says: "I feel very weird about helping Angelica cheat Reggie Rocket off the island. I can't help but feel partially responsible for her elimination. This kind of feeling is like feeling guilt, and I don't like it that Angelica is making me feel guilt! I'm starting to think that Angelica isn't such a good friend after all!" (End Confessional) Episode Notes: Angelica Pickles wins the contest and immunity, Reggie Rocket is eliminated. Spongebob and Sandy officially become boyfriend and girlfriend with this episode. Episode Quotes: Located above!
Enough said!
The End!