"Total Cartoon Island" Episode 17: "Sink or Surf" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the campers had to go ghost hunting, searching for 2 real ghosts among 9 fakes. Stimpy caught the real Box Ghost out of sheer luck, and Otto caught the real Ember out of sheer skill and cunning! Not only that, but Otto even made Angelica agree to go on a date with him, much to Angelica's utter hatred and disgust for him. Even though Angelica wanted off the island REALLY badly, Otto told the other campers to vote Suzie Carmichael off instead, convincing them that she would be a threat to them against their chances of winning. Otto might have gotten what he wanted in getting to date Angelica, but is he going to regret ever getting it if Angelica has anything to say about it? Find out today on Total Cartoon Island!" / In the early sun-lit hours of the morning, Reggie Rocket is practicing her surfing moves in the waters around the island. Rocko, who is interested in anything that Reggie does, decides to go down to the shore to take a closer look for himself. As Reggie is jumping and flipping with her surf-board, Rocko calls out and says: "Do you mind if I throw a shrimp on the barbie and take a spin on the lake myself?" Reggie says: "Not at all, Rocko!" Rocko says: "If you say so, my Shiela! But I must tell you that I'm quite the dingo rustler of waves down in Austrailia!" Reggie says: "I'm not worried, I'm always looking for some competition." Rocko says: " All right then! Here I come!" And Rocko grabs his home-made surf-board and jumps on the unusually bumpy surface of the lake which is actually getting some wave action! As Rocko gets his bearings, he asks: "Reggie, do you think the lake is experiencing unusually rough conditions today?" Reggie says: "I wouldn't know. I do most of my surfing near Ocean Shores, California." Rocko says: "Well, it's just that lakes usually don't get the circular current needed to whip up waves, surf, or swells! So I guess what I want to know is, why is the lake acting so differently today?" Sniz walks on the beach, takes out a mega-phone and says: "I'm glad you asked, my marsupial wallaby. The action the lake is seeing is all part of what the camper's challenge is going to be today! I was going to tell all the camper's to get some practice in, but I see you're already ahead of the curb on that one!" Rocko shouts: "Naturally! Australia is a day ahead of most of the western hemisphere of Earth!" Sniz says: "Anyways, you need to come ashore to hear the rules of this new challenge!" In her cabin, Angelica is looking with anger at the great love Rocko and Reggie are sharing with each other. Norbert says: "Isn't it just great how Rocko and Reggie have formed such a perfect partnership? It reminds me of the bond that I share with Treeflower. Her beauty is unmatched anywhere by anyone, and I speak the truth from my own personal viewpoint." Patty says: "I know what you mean. I keep thinking about Dylan--I mean, Doug and the bond he shares with me!"
Angelica snaps and angrily says: "Love bonds?! How DARE you talk to me about such a thing?! You know what good love has done for me?! Bupkis! That jerk of a skater boy named Otto Rocket forced me to go on the first and WORST date of my LIFE! All he ever does is TALK!!!! If I wanted to go on a date with a boy, I'd go on a date with my own cousin!" Stimpy says: "Angelica, don't you think you're over-reacting a bit? I think you should learn how to relax." Angelica yells: "Relax?! I've never been more relaxed in my life! If I were any MORE relaxed, I'd be DEAD!!!!" Sandy says: "For crying out loud, would you SHUT UP already?! All you've ever done the entire time you've been here is whine, moan, and complain about how you hate both the island and Otto Rocket. So unless you're ready to start being active unless of re-active, I suggest you go on the Internet and complain!" Angelica says: "Oh, so you WANT me to be active? Don't worry, I can be plenty active! And you're going to see what can happen when I AM active!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I have several goals in life I want to accomplish, and falling in love on this Island is by FAR NOT ONE OF THEM!!!! Otto thinks he's so clever in getting a date with me, but he's going to be sorry he ever WENT on a date with me! I've got a doctorate in humiliation and revenge! I think it's high time I show Otto what happens when someone tries to mess with me, and I think I'll start by hitting Otto where it hurts the most! Since nothing I've said and/or done to Otto directly seems to bother him, I think I'll attempt the more sneaky approach, and go for his sister Reggie instead! I'll eliminate Reggie Rocket and frame Otto for doing it! It will make Otto seem like the villain, and it will get Otto to stop trying to hang out with me! Watch out Otto, because today, winning for me is inevitable! You can say good-bye to the complaining, non-active, bossy Angelica, and hello to the aggressive, take-no-prisoners, I mean business Angelica!" (End confessional) Sniz has all the campers gathered on the beach, either dressed in swim-wear or in Spongebob's, Norbert's, and Rocko's case, just their natural selves.
Sniz says: "Campers, here's the challenge you're going to be facing today. You're going to face off in a surfing challenge!" Otto says: "Sports and surf! Now you're talking my language!" Sniz continues: "Here's how it works. First, you will either produce or make a surf-board of your own, and you can build it and trick your board out anyway that you see fit. The boards will be judged on functionality and overall coolness design. Second, you will all race on the lake in a circle course of 5 miles, avoiding various obstacles and accomplishing a few goals. #1, you must follow the route marked by the lake buoys. #2, you must ring the bell at every mile check-point to verify that you've been there. #3, you each have different colored flags that you must keep with you at all times. And of course, you must not let your surf-board get broken or destroyed. Anyone who crosses the finish line accomplishing all these goals will automatically be saved from elimination. There are only two possible methods for elimination. Failure to accomplish 1 of the 4 goals, or coming in last in the surfing race. Whichever one happens to a camper first, is the camper who will get the boot. So this is an automatic elimination competition! This is more than a race, this is a challenge made possible thanks to the magic of Jorgen Von Strangle, who has stirred up some fairy power to make the conditions of the lake to feel more like an ocean, and give you campers a significantly harder challenge than you would've had otherwise! So, I wish you the best of luck in your surfing, because you're DEFINITELY going to need it!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "I haven't spent much time surfing, but when I do go surfing, I try to have fun because I know I'm not an expert when it comes to handling surf-boards. I really don't care if I come in 1st, I just want to make it past the 5 miles and make a decent showing. My goal is to win this game show fair and square, because that's the way a TRUE camper wins things!" / Spongebob says: "I'm on home territory in the sport of surfing. I've spent most of my life in the ocean, and have experienced every type of surfing condition known to sea critters! I think I'm going to dominate this challenge!" /
Norbert says: "I'm quite the beach master myself. Daggett is TERRIBLE at surfing and other ocean sports, but I have a really easy time with it! Not only do I do well with inland water sports challenges, I also excel at ocean water sports challenges as well!" / Sandy says: "I ain't never seen a wave too big or too ornery for me to master! When I ride Tsunamis, they tremble with fear when I get on them, because they know there's nothing they can do to get rid of me! Once I start surfing, I can't be stopped by anything that is within my path! I'm strong, rough, and Texas tough, and any water that tries to get the better of me, is going to be sorry it ever tried!" (End confessional) Angelica whispers to Patty and says: "Miss Mayonnaise, we need to have a talk!" Patty says: "Sure, Angora, what do you want to talk about?" Angelica yells: "Why you STUPID--!!"--then quickly realizes her grievous error, and Angelica calmly says: "--I mean, my sweet Patty Mayonnaise, I require your help in winning this challenge, because Alliance members help Alliance members out in challenges, right?" Patty says: "Sure, I guess so." Angelica says: "Perfect! I want you to spy on the surf-board designs that Reggie Rocket is making, copy them, and bring them back to me so that I can modify them and perfect them for my OWN surf-board! Then, using Otto's tools, you're going to use some plans that I've drawn up to 'modify' Reggie's surf-board for the surfing challenge." Patty says: "You want me to help you in helping out one of your rivals?" Angelica gets a devious look and says: "Why wouldn't I want to help Reggie out? The challenge wouldn't be interesting otherwise. And I certainly like my challenges to be interesting, don't you Patty?" Patty says: "Of course." Angelica says: "Then hop to it! Those designs aren't going to spy on themselves, and I don't have all day to make my surf-board!" (Confessional) Patty says: "Lately, it seems that all Angelica can think about is the relationships that other campers have, and the effect those relationships they have on her. For instance, in the past week or so, Angelica has been speaking non-sense about how couples are the worst thing to appear on game-shows since life-lines. Personally, I think she's joking around because NOBODY would intentionally try to break loving couples up, especially during a game show! Besides, I'm not naive enough to think that Angelica would try to do something like that! She's always known better in every other challenge that we've been in!" /
Angelica says: "Patty is SO trusting! If I weren't using her, she could practically be my cousin! She has no idea that my designs for Reggie Rocket's board are intentionally full of flaws! My plan is that the surf-board I design for Reggie will break apart during the race! And when she doesn't finish, she will automatically get eliminated! And Otto's tools will get Otto framed for it! Wouldn't Patty be surprised if she had the idea that I could be so devious?!" / Patty says: "Okay, maybe I am a LITTLE naive, but Angelica has always been trustworthy to me before...that I KNOW of!" / Angelica says: "I wouldn't trust Patty as far as I can throw her, and that's not far at all! There are two kinds of people in this world. Leaders like me, and sheep. And Patty is a major sheep, BAAA!!!! Still, she's still useful to me so I'll keep her for now. And when she ceases to be useful, I'll dump her. All that matters is immunity. Invinicibility is everything!" (End confessional) Patty is watching through binoculars on what Reggie is making with Rocko. A walkie-talkie on her hip begins to buzz. Angelica's voice talks through it and says: "Princess One to Empty Head, Princess One to Empty Head, do you copy?" Patty says: "I copy, but why is my codename Empty Head again?" Angelica says: "Because my codename is Princess One! How are your studies of Reggie's designs coming along?" Patty says: "Her design is good, REALLY good! I don't see how you could improve on her perfection!" Angelica says: "You just worry about making your own surf-board, and leave Reggie's re-designed surf-board to me." Patty says:" Roger, Angelica. Over and out." / Sandy is polishing up her surf-board, and Spongebob says: "Wow, Sandy. You've really out-done yourself in out-doing yourself!" Sandy says: "Thank you, Spongebob! I call it the Ocean-Breaker 9000! It's got the latest state of the art technological advances! Titanium sails, jet propellors, oars, paddles, fans, GPS navigational system, and a fully loaded DVD system on a 44 inch plasma Digital TV that receives 900 channels!" Spongebob says: "Sandy, you're incredible!" Sandy says: "I know, everyone says that."
Spongebob says: "Well, does everyone say they love you? Because I do." Sandy stops examining her surf-board details and says: "You do what, now?" Spongebob says: "I love you, Sandy. I've always loved you. I've pined for you ever since the day I met you. I may act like a goof sometimes, but I want you to know that I always did it in good fun, and thought that maybe you might like to join in my antics once in a while for yourself." Sandy says: "Spongebob, you're really cute. But I think that you and I both know that you haven't, aren't, and won't ever be ready to have a serious relationship! You don't have the slightest concept about the way the world works, and you can't take anything that anybody says at face value. You don't know how to be an adult man." Spongebob says: "But Sandy--!" Sandy interrupts and says: "I work hard, you goof off. You take everything for granted, and I know everything comprehensibly possible by a Squirrel with a 192 IQ. What can you do for me that I can't do myself? You're not bright enough to know how to be an adult, and I'm far too smart to think that you ever could be. You're out of your league if you think you stand a chance to be with me." (Confessional) Spongebob slightly cries and says: "What I don't understand is, how can Sandy be so smart and yet so neglectful at the same time? I have feelings just like she does, and I'm not stupid! I'm not! I go to Boating School, I work at the Krusty Krab, I've stopped Plankton's plots too many times to count, and I help Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy save the day on a semi-regular basis! And I know how to take care of a pet snail, blow bubbles, and catch jellyfish! I can do so much stuff! And that's stuff that Sandy Cheeks never does! If she's so smart, she'd do fun stuff with me, and not just blow it off without even trying it! Well, I'd rather be happy and not be that intelligent then to be that smart and not even care when someone hurts the feelings of the one they love! Why can't Sandy be happy with me the way I am? I just want to be respected and loved for the way I am, not the way others would want me to be!" (End confessional) /
I'll break up the episode at this confessional, and I'll pick it up another time. 
Enough said for now, true believers! 
Edited on 07/07/2009 8:20pm
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