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Signs that Squidward is suicidal

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    InvaderZim897

    [1]Sep 28, 2006
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    Do you think that Squidward is suicidal? Post quotes from the show.
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    SpongeSebastian

    [2]Sep 28, 2006
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    "Why does every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?"
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    InvaderZim897

    [3]Sep 29, 2006
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    SpongeBob:What could be better than serving up smiles?

    Squidward:Being dead!

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    789shadow

    [4]Sep 29, 2006
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    Squidward: (To fish,holding a baseball bat) Here,please hit me as hard as you can.
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    gogetenkusu

    [5]Sep 29, 2006
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    Squidward: Too bad that didn't kill me.
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    TAMKFan

    [6]Sep 29, 2006
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    Squidward: (While eating Krabby Patties)"What's going to happen? Am I going to blow up?"
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    gogetenkusu

    [7]Sep 29, 2006
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    789shadow wrote:
    Squidward: (To fish,holding a baseball bat) Here,please hit me as hard as you can.

    Squidward (later): Don't hold back.
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    super_sponge365

    [8]Oct 2, 2006
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    Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 4

    Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me?

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    InvaderZim897

    [9]Oct 2, 2006
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    From Just One Bite:

    Squidward:When I die, you stay away from my funeral.

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    gogetenkusu

    [11]Oct 3, 2006
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    Noteldnep wrote:
    From Band Geeks:

    Squidward: (When he got all of the band equipment flinged towards him) Too bad that didn't kill me.

    I already did that one.
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    Clockerevac12

    [12]Oct 7, 2006
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    Squidward Would Eat His Own legs Before Eating A Krabby Patty if He was Stuck in a Well
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    gogetenkusu

    [13]Oct 7, 2006
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    Clockerevac12 wrote:
    Squidward Would Eat His Own legs Before Eating A Krabby Patty if He was Stuck in a Well

    And not just the extra ones.
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    InvaderZim897

    [14]Oct 7, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    Clockerevac12 wrote:
    Squidward Would Eat His Own legs Before Eating A Krabby Patty if He was Stuck in a Well

    And not just the extra ones.
    Seems wierd, he was stuck in a well in "Wishing You Well" and he didn't.
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    gogetenkusu

    [15]Oct 7, 2006
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    InvaderZim897 wrote:
    gogetenkusu wrote:
    Clockerevac12 wrote:
    Squidward Would Eat His Own legs Before Eating A Krabby Patty if He was Stuck in a Well

    And not just the extra ones.
    Seems wierd, he was stuck in a well in "Wishing You Well" and he didn't.

    Perhaps he was hoping Patrick would share his ribs.
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    121212121211121

    [16]Oct 7, 2006
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    Squidward having dreams of him being killed if he fails a concert. Plus he's always miserable whenever the case(unless he gets paid), he's never happy, and he sucks and has no talent and I think he knows that he just doesn't want to admit.
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    Noteldnep

    [17]Oct 8, 2006
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    121212121211121 wrote:
    Squidward having dreams of him being killed if he fails a concert. Plus he's always miserable whenever the case(unless he gets paid), he's never happy, and he sucks and has no talent and I think he knows that he just doesn't want to admit.

    He's one of those guys who rarely get a good moment.
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    InvaderZim897

    [18]Oct 9, 2006
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    Noteldnep wrote:
    121212121211121 wrote:
    Squidward having dreams of him being killed if he fails a concert. Plus he's always miserable whenever the case(unless he gets paid), he's never happy, and he sucks and has no talent and I think he knows that he just doesn't want to admit.

    He's one of those guys who rarely get a good moment.
    He's the unlucky one. He's always getting hurt and/or injured and/or annoyed. He never seems to get what he wants, and when he does, it always gets ruined by someone else.
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    talonmalon333

    [19]Oct 9, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    InvaderZim897 wrote:
    gogetenkusu wrote:
    Clockerevac12 wrote:
    Squidward Would Eat His Own legs Before Eating A Krabby Patty if He was Stuck in a Well

    And not just the extra ones.
    Seems wierd, he was stuck in a well in "Wishing You Well" and he didn't.

    Perhaps he was hoping Patrick would share his ribs.


    I doubt Squidward was starving at that time.
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