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Here, just simply post the most memorable and most classic quotes from the show. I'll start.
"Oh, my aching tentacles!"
-Squidward Tentacles, Pizza Delivery
"Did somebody say boom?"
-Sandy Cheeks, Mermaidman and Barnacle VI - The Motion Picture
"Woo! Football!"
-SpongeBob SquarePants, Blackened Sponge
"Is mayonaise an instrument?"
-Patrick Star, Band Geeks
"Hi Patrick! Oh wait, I'm Patrick!"
-Patrick Star, Missing Identity
"Is this the part where we start kicking?"
-SpongeBob SquarePants, Band Geeks
"The most important meal of the day ner ner ner ner Gary's way bleh!"
-SpongeBob SquarePants, Missing Identity
"Did you see my underwear?
"Did you want to?
-Patrick Star, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
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"Na, that's Italian."
-Patrick Star, Wormy.
"Are you finished with those errands?"
-SPONGEBOB, SQUID'S DAY OFF
"I can think of ten reasons not to let go of a dime."
-MR. KRABS, SQUID'S DAY OFF
"Mow."
-GARY, ALMOST EVERY EPISODE
"Oh, holographic meatloaf! My favorite! Yum!"
-PLANKTON, THE ALGAE'S ALWAYS GREENER
"Life's like a bucket of wood shavings! Except when it's in a pail; then it's a pail of wood shavings!"
-SPONGEBOB, THE BULLY
"Every.. Villain.. Is... Lemons!"
-ANNOUNCER, MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY V
"You almost tore a mans' arm off for a penny"
"Squidward, Born Again Krabs"
I wumbo, you wumbo, me she he wumbo.
-Patrick from the episode where sb stole mermaid man's belt
Sandy: I'll be over there faster than a jack rabbit on a hot greasy grittle in the middle of August with a-
Spongebob: Yeah, okay Sandy. Thanks!
- The Suds
Spongebob: Squidward! You can't eat all those patties at one time! Squidward!!!
Squidward: What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
Spongebob: No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs!
Squidward: My thighs?
Spongebob: And then you'll blow up!
- Just One Bite
Spongebob: No Mr. Krabs! Please don't hurt Mystery! I know you think she's just a horse, but she's more than that I tell you! She listens to me. She understands everything I say and I understand her! She's my best friend!
Squidward: (Crying) Hey, who left this bowl of onions here?
Mr. K: Spongebob, believe it or not, your story touches me heart. I know what it's like to lose a best friend.
Spongebob: You do?
Mr. K: I was five years old, and me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar. Loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together!
Spongebob: What happened to the dollar Mr. Krabs?
Mr. K: And one day at the beach, it was so hot! And I was so thirsty! (starts to cry) I spent it on a soda! My best friend! (sobs)
Squidward: (to the onions) What- would you get out of here?!
- My Pretty Seahorse
Spongebob: Have you forgotten what we've been doing knee deep in yesterday's top 40s?
Patrick: Is mayonaisse an instrument?
You know what else is yellow? You!
Still two ice creams!
That's when I punch him, right.
Do it again, I wasn't looking!
Squidward: Too bad that didn't kill me.
Sandy: Noone can resist jelly filled!
Gary: Meow-NO!
Mr. Krabs: I smell a smelly smell a smelly smell that smells, smelly.
Plankton: Assertive, not insertive!
mrs. puff: I'm not ready.
"Do you know what I want for my birthday?"
"A booster seat?"
"Booster seat, hot dog! I mean, no."
Plankton and Spongebob
PLANKTON: Sure, let me do all the hard work. While you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!
MR.K: Hey, who're you callin' a gorilla you one-eyed wet-nose bottom feeder!!!!
-From the episode with the Kelp Shakes
