No weenies allowed scene 9 take1:

Spongebob: (Walks up to reg wearing a sombrero) Hola senoir reg!

Director: Cut! Spongebob, you are supposed to wear a wig! Not a sombrero!

Spongebob: Can we take a break? I have to go to a salsa dance club in 20 minutes.

No weenies allowed scene 9 take 2:

Spongebob: ( Dressed as krusty the clown) Hee ha ha hee hee ha! (Throws a pie in regs face)

Director: Cut! Spongebob, you are supposed to wear a wig! Not dress up like krusty the clown!

Spongebob: Sorry, I got to caught up in the simpsons.

No weenies allowed scene 9 take 3:

Spongebob: (In a chicken suit) Buck buck buckaw!

Director: Cut! Spongebob! You are supposed to wear a wig!

Spongebob: Bucky buck buck bucky bucky buck buckaw! ( Translation: I am a little "chicken" to be wearing a wig on t.v)

( 3 hours later)

Director: No something or whatever take 90 or 91? Who cares?! Action!

Spongebob: (Doing that scene in romeo and juliet) Juliet, juliet, wherefore art thou?

Director: Cut! Spongebob, this is "no weenies allowed"! Not "omeo and juliet"!

Spongebob: Come on stephen! The people want culture!

Director: Spongebob! I don`t pay you to show people culture!

Spongebob: You don`t pay us at all! The people pay you!

Directror: Like I said. "I don`t pay you to do anything!"

Spongebob: I give up! I will be in my trailer!