SpongeBob SquarePants: Mkae up your own outtakes!

NathanJR94
[1]Jun 15, 2009
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(If these are considered games, I will tell the moderator to lock this topic)
Make up your own outtake. In case you don`t know, an outtake is a time when someone messed up on a line, or someone did something they were`nt supposed to do, and the director had to say cut.
Spongebob: Gary, where is your holiday spirit?
Gary: Who needs holiday spirit? Oh, sorry, I did not mean to talk, but--
Director: Cut! Why did you talk. You were supposed to bark!
Gary: I am tired and cranky. I need coffe.
Make your own outtake!
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SpongeSebastian
[2]Jun 15, 2009
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Here's a blooper from "Band Geeks":

SpongeBob: The winner takes all
It's the thrill of one more gouille...
Wait a minute. Did I say "gouille". What's a gouille?
Squidward: SpongeBob, why do you keep saying that fake word?
SpongeBob: I don't know. Maybe it is a word that is hidden somewhere in my subconscious and my internal knowledge is aching to use it.
Patrick: SpongeBob, don't be such a soudjichdasghoff.
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eggs_aRe_fun-2

[3]Jun 15, 2009

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SpongeSebastian wrote:

Here's a blooper from "Band Geeks":

SpongeBob: The winner takes all
It's the thrill of one more gouille...
Wait a minute. Did I say "gouille". What's a gouille?
Squidward: SpongeBob, why do you keep saying that fake word?
SpongeBob: I don't know. Maybe it is a word that is hidden somewhere in my subconscious and my internal knowledge is aching to use it.
Patrick: SpongeBob, don't be such a soudjichdasghoff.

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alexhates98
[4]Jun 15, 2009
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Idiot Box Scene 42 Take One
Squidward: I guess this is okay, it isn't really about boxes!
(shows two real boxers instead of two boxes)
Stephen Hillenburg: Cut! What is wrong with this television?!
Squidward: You are! Now go away!
Idiot Box Scene 42 Take Two
Squidward: I guess this is okay, it isn't really about pingas!
SpongeBob and Patrick: (from box) PINGAS!?!?!?
Stephen Hillenburg: CUT!! Have you been watching too much Sonic Adventures?
Squidward: WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!
Idiot Box Scene 42 Take Three
Squidward I guess this is okay, it isn't really about SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK?!?!?!? AAH! NOOO!
(spongebob and patrick has suddenly appeared on television)
Stephen Hillenburg: CCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUTTTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU!!!!
(comedy laugh track laughs in background)
Squidward and Stephen Hillenburg: TURN THAT LAUGH TRACK OFF!!!!!!!
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alexhates98
[5]Jun 16, 2009
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Idiot Box Scene 19 Take One
Stephen: Action!
SpongeBob: You need Imagination!
(another rainbow appears on top of spongebob's, then more and more come)
Stephen: Cut. There only needs to be ONE rainbow, not a gazillion!
Idiot Box Scene 19 Take Two
Stephen: Action!
SpongeBob: You don't need imagination!
Stephen: CUT! SpongeBob! What's wrong with you?!
(one year later)
Idiot Box Scene 19 Take 12,362
Stephen: Action!!!! (faints from talking)
SpongeBob: You need uh, uh, uuuhhhhh!!
Stephen: SPEAK!!!! CCUUTT!!
Idiot Box Scene 19 Take 12,363
Stephen: Action!!!!
SpongeBob: You need wwwooooooaaaaahhhh!!!
(box tips over)
Stephen: CCCCCCCUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!
(laughtrack laughs)
Patrick: Aahhh! Laughing ghosts!!!
SpongeBob: No, Patrick. It's the comedy laughtrack!
Squidward: Which I hate!
Stephen: So do I, Squidward. So do I.
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NathanJR94
[6]Jun 16, 2009
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The camping episode scene 8 take 1:
Spongebob: Lets gather round the campfi-- (string on guitar breaks)
Director: Cut! Spongebob, don`t pluck the string to hard!
The camping episode scene 8 take 2:
Spongebob: (In a screechy voice) Lets gather around the campfi--
Director: Cut! Spongebob, that singing voice was horrible!
Spongebob: Sorry, I have a sore throat.
The camping episode scene 8 take 3:
(Since spongebob`s throat is sore, squidward will be singing the campfire song song)
Director: Squidward, do you know what to do?
Squidward: Sure, whatever.
Director: Action!
Squidward: Fig-a-ro!
Director: Cut! Squidward! You were supposed to sing the campfire song song!
Squidward: I don`t want to do this. I will be in my trailer.
Director: (Trough a bullhorn) Lets call it a day. This is already frustrating.
Patrick: I am going to bed.
(Everybody goes home, all lights go out.).
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alexhates98
[7]Jun 16, 2009
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Chocolate With Nuts Scene 15 Take One
Stephen: Action!
SpongeBob: Good riddance sir.
Stephen: Cut! SpongeBob we're not in Vietnam!
Patrick: Was that the one that died?
Stephen: YES!!!
Chocolate With Nuts Scene 15 Take Two
Stephen: Action!
SpongeBob: Good Afternoon, madam.
Stephen: Cut!! Tom is a male!!!
SpongeBob: Oopsie Daisies!
(laughtrack laughs again)
Stephen: I thought we got that darn laughtrack off!
Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! The ghost is back!!!
SpongeBob: Doesn't matter to me at all!
Tom: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
(tom eats all the chocolates as well as the chocolate wrappers)
Stephen: Oh, brother!!!
SpongeBob: Oh, brother, it's a sister!!!
(laughtrack laughs again)
Stephen: I HATE THIS!!!!
Stephen, Patrick, Tom, SpongeBob: SSTTTTOOOOPPPPP!!!!!
Laughtrack: YOU STOP!!!
Stephen: I hate all of you. All of you stop.
Edited on 06/16/2009 12:08pm
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Chewster17

[8]Jun 16, 2009

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NathanJR94 wrote:

The camping episode scene 8 take 1:

Spongebob: Lets gather round the campfi-- (string on guitar breaks)

Director: Cut! Spongebob, don`t pluck the string to hard!

The camping episode scene 8 take 2:

Spongebob: (In a screechy voice) Lets gather around the campfi--

Director: Cut! Spongebob, that singing voice was horrible!

Spongebob: Sorry, I have a sore throat.

The camping episode scene 8 take 3:

(Since spongebob`s throat is sore, squidward will be singing the campfire song song)

Director: Squidward, do you know what to do?

Squidward: Sure, whatever.

Director: Action!

Squidward: Fig-a-ro!

Director: Cut! Squidward! You were supposed to sing the campfire song song!

Squidward: I don`t want to do this. I will be in my trailer.

Director: (Trough a bullhorn) Lets call it a day. This is already frustrating.

Patrick: I am going to bed.

(Everybody goes home, all lights go out.).

To Awesome For Words!!!

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NathanJR94
[9]Jun 16, 2009
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Blackened sponge scene 16 take 1:
Spongebob: Whoo! Baseball!
Director: Cut! Spongebob, you were supposed to say football!
Spongebob: Sorry, I was up all night watching baseball on espn!
Blackened sponge scene 16 take 2:
Spongebob: Whoo! coffee!
Director: Cut! Spongebob its football, not coffee!
Spongebob: Sorry, I am addicted to coffee.
Blackened sponge scene 16 take 3:
Spongebob: Whoo! Football!
Director: Yes, you said it right! I said that on camera, did I? Yes, I did. Now we have to cut!
(3 hours later)
Director: We all know the name of the episode and the scene. This is take 90 something or whatever. Who cares! Action!
Spongebob: Whoo! Footb-- (falls asleep)
Director: (yawns) Cut. I need a break. I am going to take a nap (falls asleep)
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Boolia
[10]Jun 17, 2009
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Opposite Day

SpongeBob: Gary! Where's your holiday sprit?!

Gary hiccups

Director: Okay no more super soapy baths for Gary right before a shoot.

Fear of a Krabby Patty

SpongeBob: (After given Chocolate milk) The queen of all dary drinks!

Director: Cut! SpongeBob its supposed to be the king of all dary drinks, not the queen!

SB: How do you know that this is a boy?

Director: How do you know it's not a boy?

SB: Hmm, Touche! But how do you know the milk's gender? It might be a girl and...." Director: (Hand on face) Oh for the love of...
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SpongeSebastian
[11]Jun 17, 2009
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Survival of the Idiots:

Patrick: It's a vast swirly wonderland of sparkly white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you've never felt before!

SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick. That was beautiful.

Patrick: That wasn't me, that was Patback!

Patback: Hello, SpongeBob! Watch me catch snowflakes in my mouth. (gulp, gulp) Ah, I'm choking!

Director: Cut! Patrick, I've told you many times, we're not using Patback in this episode!

Patrick: But he got so excited when I told him he would be!

Patback: (cries) That's okay, I'll just leave! (extends himself to the door)

Director: (groaning sigh) All right! I'll let Patback appear for one scene but one scene only.

Patback: Yippee!!! (belches loudly, knocking everybody down) Sorry. Do I still get the part?
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eggs_aRe_fun-2

[12]Jun 17, 2009

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SpongeSebastian wrote:

Survival of the Idiots:

Patrick: It's a vast swirly wonderland of sparkly white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you've never felt before!

SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick. That was beautiful.

Patrick: That wasn't me, that was Patback!

Patback: Hello, SpongeBob! Watch me catch snowflakes in my mouth. (gulp, gulp) Ah, I'm choking!

Director: Cut! Patrick, I've told you many times, we're not using Patback in this episode!

Patrick: But he got so excited when I told him he would be!

Patback: (cries) That's okay, I'll just leave! (extends himself to the door)

Director: (groaning sigh) All right! I'll let Patback appear for one scene but one scene only.

Patback: Yippee!!! (belches loudly, knocking everybody down) Sorry. Do I still get the part?

Funny! Now can you PLEASE go to the Bets Episode Ever contest now? It's been 4 days!

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SpongeSebastian

[13]Jun 17, 2009

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eggs_aRe_fun-2 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:

Funny! Now can you PLEASE go to the Bets Episode Ever contest now? It's been 4 days!

I said I won't check it until Friday. You can wait two days, right?

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eggs_aRe_fun-2
[14]Jun 17, 2009
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Sigh...
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alexhates98
[15]Jun 17, 2009
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Squirrel Jokes Scene Seven Take One
Stephen: Action!
SpongeBob: Good job everyone!
Harold: Does this look like we're working?!
Stephen: Yeah! Cut! SpongeBob we're not doing work!!
Squirrel Jokes Scene Seven Take Two
SpongeBob: Dragon up everyone!
Patrick: Ahhh! Dragons!!!
Stephen: Oh my god!!!
Jake: Stop saying my line!!!
(laughtrack laughs yet again)
Patrick: AHHHH!!! THE GHOST IS BACK!!!!!
Stephen: Oh, brother!
SpongeBob: Oh, brother! It's a sister!!!
(jake gives stephen a flaming megaphone(fm))
Stephen: (through fm) THAT'S IT!!! THE KOMEDY KRAB IS CLOSED!!!!
Jake and Stephen: I hate this 100%.
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CF3689

[16]Jun 17, 2009

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SpongeSebastian wrote:

Here's a blooper from "Band Geeks": SpongeBob: The winner takes all It's the thrill of one more gouille... Wait a minute. Did I say "gouille". What's a gouille? Squidward: SpongeBob, why do you keep saying that fake word? SpongeBob: I don't know. Maybe it is a word that is hidden somewhere in my subconscious and my internal knowledge is aching to use it. Patrick: SpongeBob, don't be such a soudjichdasghoff.

that's funny

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SpongeSebastian

[17]Jun 17, 2009

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alexhates98 wrote:

Squirrel Jokes Scene Seven Take One

Stephen: Action!

SpongeBob: Good job everyone!

Harold: Does this look like we're working?!

Stephen: Yeah! Cut! SpongeBob we're not doing work!!

Squirrel Jokes Scene Seven Take Two

SpongeBob: Dragon up everyone!

Patrick: Ahhh! Dragons!!!

Stephen: Oh my god!!!

Jake: Stop saying my line!!!

(laughtrack laughs yet again)

Patrick: AHHHH!!! THE GHOST IS BACK!!!!!

Stephen: Oh, brother!

SpongeBob: Oh, brother! It's a sister!!!

(jake gives stephen a flaming megaphone(fm))

Stephen: (through fm) THAT'S IT!!! THE KOMEDY KRAB IS CLOSED!!!!

Jake and Stephen: I hate this 100%.

That was confusing.

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alexhates98
[18]Jun 17, 2009
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MMBB 4 Scene 29 Take One
Stephen Hillenburg (director): Action!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward! I'll get you back to normal size! (he ends up breaking the belt)
Stephen: Cut! SpongeBob, easy on the belt!
MMBB 4 Scene 29 Take Two
Stephen: Action!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward! I'll get you back to normal size!
(squidward does grow, but larger than expected)
Squidward: Not that big!
Stephen: Cut!! SpongeBob, how many times did you click on that belt?
SpongeBob: 24.
Stephen: Once and once only.
MMBB 4 Scene 29 Take Three
Stephen: Action!!!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward! I'll get you back to normal size!
(squidward ends up vanishing)
SpongeBob: Oh, no! Where'd Squidward go?!
Stephen: You had it on the opposite size! Cut! How many times did you click on the belt?
SpongeBob: Just once!
Stephen: You must've had it on the smallest rating! Trailer, now!
Edited on 06/17/2009 4:24pm
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NathanJR94
[19]Jun 17, 2009
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No weenies allowed scene 9 take1:
Spongebob: (Walks up to reg wearing a sombrero) Hola senoir reg!
Director: Cut! Spongebob, you are supposed to wear a wig! Not a sombrero!
Spongebob: Can we take a break? I have to go to a salsa dance club in 20 minutes.
No weenies allowed scene 9 take 2:
Spongebob: ( Dressed as krusty the clown) Hee ha ha hee hee ha! (Throws a pie in regs face)
Director: Cut! Spongebob, you are supposed to wear a wig! Not dress up like krusty the clown!
Spongebob: Sorry, I got to caught up in the simpsons.
No weenies allowed scene 9 take 3:
Spongebob: (In a chicken suit) Buck buck buckaw!
Director: Cut! Spongebob! You are supposed to wear a wig!
Spongebob: Bucky buck buck bucky bucky buck buckaw! ( Translation: I am a little "chicken" to be wearing a wig on t.v)
( 3 hours later)
Director: No something or whatever take 90 or 91? Who cares?! Action!
Spongebob: (Doing that scene in romeo and juliet) Juliet, juliet, wherefore art thou?
Director: Cut! Spongebob, this is "no weenies allowed"! Not "omeo and juliet"!
Spongebob: Come on stephen! The people want culture!
Director: Spongebob! I don`t pay you to show people culture!
Spongebob: You don`t pay us at all! The people pay you!
Directror: Like I said. "I don`t pay you to do anything!"
Spongebob: I give up! I will be in my trailer!
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SpongeSebastian

[20]Jun 17, 2009

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NathanJR94 wrote:

No weenies allowed scene 9 take1:

Spongebob: (Walks up to reg wearing a sombrero) Hola senoir reg!

Director: Cut! Spongebob, you are supposed to wear a wig! Not a sombrero!

Spongebob: Can we take a break? I have to go to a salsa dance club in 20 minutes.

No weenies allowed scene 9 take 2:

Spongebob: ( Dressed as krusty the clown) Hee ha ha hee hee ha! (Throws a pie in regs face)

Director: Cut! Spongebob, you are supposed to wear a wig! Not dress up like krusty the clown!

Spongebob: Sorry, I got to caught up in the simpsons.

No weenies allowed scene 9 take 3:

Spongebob: (In a chicken suit) Buck buck buckaw!

Director: Cut! Spongebob! You are supposed to wear a wig!

Spongebob: Bucky buck buck bucky bucky buck buckaw! ( Translation: I am a little "chicken" to be wearing a wig on t.v)

( 3 hours later)

Director: No something or whatever take 90 or 91? Who cares?! Action!

Spongebob: (Doing that scene in romeo and juliet) Juliet, juliet, wherefore art thou?

Director: Cut! Spongebob, this is "no weenies allowed"! Not "omeo and juliet"!

Spongebob: Come on stephen! The people want culture!

Director: Spongebob! I don`t pay you to show people culture!

Spongebob: You don`t pay us at all! The people pay you!

Directror: Like I said. "I don`t pay you to do anything!"

Spongebob: I give up! I will be in my trailer!

Well said.

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