SpongeBob didn't really jump the shark. SpongeBob has an annoying twin that took over the show and made him look bad.
Mr. Krabs still is friends with Plankton. They just are playing a game where they hate each other.
Craig Mamalton has been sun bleached.
SpongeBob can control whether or not he dries out.
Pearl is a cow.
Plankton didn't really go to college.
SpongeBob hates Krabby Patties.
The Flying Dutchman is Mrs. Puff in disguise.
SpongeBob hates Squidward.
Whale daughters are illegal in Bikini Bottom.
Sorry. I got carried away. I was having fun with this.