Think of an out of character secret for the characters of your choosing.

Spongebob can easily pass the driving test; he's just trying to break the world record for "longest prank".

Patrick not only enjoys British comedy, but he also thoroughly comprehends the subtle and complex jokes. He also plays stupid to keep life simple.

The real reason Mr. Krabs is so worried about money is because he's addicted to online shopping.

Squidward is an avid gamer and a devout Ruby Gloom fan.

Mrs. Puff is not allowed in Russian waters (she refused to say why, though).

Plankton actually speaks with a Cockney dialect, but he paid the producers to dub over it since he got tired of explaining the slang to everyone.

Plankton is really 10 feet tall, but he used a shrink ray to shrink himself

Patrick is really an intellegent college grad

Squidward was married, but his wife left him

Gary is really a dog

Spongebob secretly has a girlfriend

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Mr. Puff isn't really a lamp; Mrs. Puff ambushed him and just tells everyone that to keep her from going to jail.

Patrick isn't really a dumb starfish, he's a secret agent who works...undercover,

Secret #1: The Flying Dutchman was once a pirate captain back in the 1600's, he and his men purged and prowled the seas uncoevering all sorts of treasure, they were soon known as the greatest and most feared pirates in the world, for having superb and cunning skills at sea and powerful cannon artillery, The Flying Dutchman's name as a pirate captain was Sherman Dutch Redbeard, they ruled the seas from 1623-1651, in 1651 they hit a terrible storm, and the ship wasn't going to make it, the crew was even jumping off the ship, Redbeard climbed onto the mast to try and spot any land, but a lightning bolt struck the top of the mast causing him to fly away and plunge into the ocean, never to be seen again. As a ghost, he has his ghost pirate ship still with him, which is still looted with treasure, and one of the chests was buried near it for safekeeping, but was uncovered by Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode: Arrgh!

The Flying Dutchman was never put to rest because obviously his body was never buried properly in a coffin and then six feet under a Gravestone marked: RedBeard (1600-1651.) October 12th, 1600 is his Birthday. He likes to haunt the seven seas for fun and enjoys scaring sea creatures and people, and he continues to search it to this day for answers and many unknown secrets, areas, and treasure still laying around in the ocean.

A lot of Redbeard's crew are yet to be found in the ocean to this very day as well.

Secret #2: Snellie's mom's name is Rachel Shellstage.

Secret #3: SpongeBob's Grandfather's name is OldHenry RustyPants.

spongebob and patrick are secretly fans of yu-gi-oh: the abridged series

Sandy is really an Inuyasha fangirl

Spongebob secretly likes pokemon

Gary was born as a pampered snail who was used to the perfect life, until SpongeBob bought him and tamed him.

Mr. Krabs married a whale, and the whale was already married before when she had Pearl.

Squidward has hair, but he wears a green cap to keep people from ooh-ing and ahh-ing over him.

Spongebob secretly has a goatee.

Plankton secretly knows the Krabby Patty formula, but pretends not to know it in order to avoid lawsuits.