What if there was a show that didn't center around SpongeBob, but rather Patrick? What if the title were "Patrick Starfish?" What if the theme song went:
Painty
Who lives in the sea
Under a rock?
Kids
Patrick Starfish!
Painty
Who doesn't know
The first thing 'bout a clock?
Kids
Patrick Starfish!
Painty
If a dimwitted starfish
Is what you desire
Kids
Patrick Starfish!
Painty
Be careful around him
He might cause a fire!
Kids
Patrick Starfish!
Painty & Kids
Patrick Starfish!
Patrick Starfish!
Patrick Starfish!
Painty
Patriiiiicccck..,
Starfiiiiiissssh!
Patrick
Uhhhhh...
What are your feelings on that? Would you like the show? Would you hate it? Would your feelings be neutral? Would you do whatever you could to prevent it from making it past the first episode? Would you buy the show's merchandise for your enjoyment, or so you could sell it and make money off of it when it's valuable?
What would you do?