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Favorite Sqquidward quotes!

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    spongechard

    [21]Feb 28, 2009
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    chentalsong wrote:

    Spongebob: Together forever.

    Squidward: Misery!

    (Squidbob TentaclePants)

    Spongebob: Squidward, all these construction sounds are preventing me from working!

    Squidward: (standing there) Me too.

    Spongebob: Shouldn't we go out and investigate?

    Squidward: Never.

    (Penny Foolish)
    Yay! Some not hate towards Penny Foolish! That episode's sooooooooooooooo underated.
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    chentalsong

    [22]Feb 28, 2009
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    spongechard wrote:
    chentalsong wrote:

    Spongebob: Together forever.

    Squidward: Misery!

    (Squidbob TentaclePants)

    Spongebob: Squidward, all these construction sounds are preventing me from working!

    Squidward: (standing there) Me too.

    Spongebob: Shouldn't we go out and investigate?

    Squidward: Never.

    (Penny Foolish)
    Yay! Some not hate towards Penny Foolish! That episode's sooooooooooooooo underated.
    It wasn't that bad of an episode, but I thought it was wierd how Spongebob told Squid he looked beautiful.
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    whizkid777

    [23]Mar 1, 2009
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    chentalsong wrote:
    spongechard wrote:
    chentalsong wrote:

    Spongebob: Together forever.

    Squidward: Misery!

    (Squidbob TentaclePants)

    Spongebob: Squidward, all these construction sounds are preventing me from working!

    Squidward: (standing there) Me too.

    Spongebob: Shouldn't we go out and investigate?

    Squidward: Never.

    (Penny Foolish)
    Yay! Some not hate towards Penny Foolish! That episode's sooooooooooooooo underated.
    It wasn't that bad of an episode, but I thought it was wierd how Spongebob told Squid he looked beautiful.


    SpongeBob is weird. It's a fact.
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    chentalsong

    [24]Mar 1, 2009
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    No kidding.
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    SpongeBob_SP

    [25]Mar 3, 2009
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    "You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny."
    And when Patrick gives SpongeBob his own quarter back in Bubble Stand, and Squidward says "Business is booming." That always makes me chuckle.
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    chentalsong

    [26]Mar 3, 2009
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    "Heel toe, heel toe, heel toe!"
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    Rock_Goddess_18

    [27]Mar 4, 2009
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    Well apparently the two barnacle-mouthed brothers jsut learned a new word, and SPongebob just said it over the intercom! (Sailor Mouth.)

    Wait! This is cooking! Come back! You got to be kidding. (Artist Unknown.)

    You mean you never heard the story of the... *Thinks for a few seconds* Hash Slinging Slasher? (Graveyard Shift-my most favorite episode ever!)

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    CF3689

    [28]Mar 4, 2009
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    Rock_Goddess_18 wrote:

    Well apparently the two barnacle-mouthed brothers jsut learned a new word, and SPongebob just said it over the intercom! (Sailor Mouth.)

    Wait! This is cooking! Come back! You got to be kidding. (Artist Unknown.)

    You mean you never heard the story of the... *Thinks for a few seconds* Hash Slinging Slasher? (Graveyard Shift-my most favorite episode ever!)

    lol those quotes are so funny & they're all from three of my most fav eps

    "...and the walls will ooze green slime?! oh, wait. They always do that."~Graveyard Shift

    Edited on 03/17/2009 3:09pm
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    chentalsong

    [29]Mar 4, 2009
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    "Ok, Spongebob, let's start at square one! Or should I say CIRCLE one!!! (Draws a circle on the board and chuckles) Am I going too fast for you Spongebob?" (Artist Unknown)

    "Just let it go Squidward. Let it go. Don't get involved Squidward! (Gift of Gum)

    "Will we be getting business cards?" (Shanghaied)

    "A warm bed, a good book, and 2 whole days of no, (imitating Spongebob's laugh) "Daaaaa daaaaa daaaa!" (The Camping Episode)

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    FOP_fan17

    [30]Mar 4, 2009
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    Rock_Goddess_18 wrote:

    Well apparently the two barnacle-mouthed brothers jsut learned a new word, and SPongebob just said it over the intercom! (Sailor Mouth.)

    Wait! This is cooking! Come back! You got to be kidding. (Artist Unknown.)

    You mean you never heard the story of the... *Thinks for a few seconds* Hash Slinging Slasher? (Graveyard Shift-my most favorite episode ever!)
    "Sailor Mouths" is one of my favorite episodes! Love the quotes!
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    NathanJR94

    [31]Mar 4, 2009
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    Wow, there are so many ones I like, I dont know what to pick. Here are some I love

    "well squidward, what have we learned tody?" (naughty nautical neighbors)

    "I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off until tomorrow."(imitation krabs)

    " spongebob, you square headed assault to my ears, I have had enough-- (gets squirted by jelly fom a jellyfish)... strawberry" (jellyfish jam)

    "(taunting spongebob in singsong) I got the paper, you got my worthless garbage, I got it. Haha. Youre a suscker, youre a sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker"(the paper).

    Thats all folks!

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    ultimatekey

    [32]Mar 4, 2009
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    "HAHA! I'm a winner, see my prize, you're a loser who sits and cries" Skill Crane

    It was mean of him to do that to the little kid, but it was funny when the kid kicked Squidward in the shin.
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    RalphWiggumFan

    [33]Mar 17, 2009
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    To Bubble Bass in Pickles: "Let me guess Tiny, a small salad?" and "We serve food here, sir."

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    FOP_fan17

    [34]Mar 20, 2009
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    "I got my wish! You two are stuck down a dark hole and away from me!" (Wishing You Well)

    "I hate everything on the menu!"

    "If I were stuck in a dark hole and for three years and all I had to eat were Krabby Patties, I would eat my own leg!"
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