SpongeBob SquarePants: Favorite Sqquidward quotes!

chentalsong
[1]Feb 25, 2009
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Squidward has had some really funny quotes throughout the show! What are you favorites? Me?
"Too bad that didn't kill me" and "Why must every 11 minutes me filled with misery? Wha-ha-ha-hy??!!" "
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FOP_fan17
[2]Feb 25, 2009
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Don't know if I have these perfectly...

"This wouldn't be the first time you've destroyed my yard with your revolting excretions!" "If I'd known that was the last time I'd ever see SpongeBob, I would have slammed the door in his face even harder!"

*Mr. Krabs mentions cardboard hat in "Dear Vikings."
Squidward: "Which he found while cleaning out his attic over the weekend!"
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chentalsong

[3]Feb 25, 2009

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FOP_fan17 wrote:

Don't know if I have these perfectly... "This wouldn't be the first time you've destroyed my yard with your revolting excretions!" "If I'd known that was the last time I'd ever see SpongeBob, I would have slammed the door in his face even harder!" *Mr. Krabs mentions cardboard hat in "Dear Vikings." Squidward: "Which he found while cleaning out his attic over the weekend!"

Awesome!

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FOP_fan17
[4]Feb 25, 2009
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^You really like them? I couldn't think of any others.
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terminoob
[5]Feb 25, 2009
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"You're terrible, a hydro what? Hahahahahaha"

"Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?"

"Cmon Spongebob, tackle me!"

"That guy didn't know an oboe from an elbow... hehe... more band humor"
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goolagoon
[6]Feb 25, 2009
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Squidward: Ah make out reef. Good times, good times.

That quote always makes me LOL, and the episode is my favorite.
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JellyFishJammer
[7]Feb 25, 2009
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Yay Squiddy!
"I didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day" (Idiot Box)

"Too bad SpongeBob is not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here!" (The Movie)

"You guys are so gullible" (The Camping Episode)

More to come
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Chewster17
[8]Feb 25, 2009
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"You're the only one talkin."

"This town needs to be destroyed!!...or at least painted a different color."

"Spongebob...there's something that I wanted to say to you since the first time I met you...goodbye."
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chentalsong
[9]Feb 25, 2009
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"I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me" (The episode with mermaid man's belt)
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JellyFishJammer
[10]Feb 25, 2009
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"Oh my aching tentacles!" (Pizza Delivery)
"The only talent that guy has are in his tennis shows hahaha, tennis shows! I crack myself up" (Culture Shock)
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CF3689
[11]Feb 26, 2009
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chentalsong wrote:

"I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me" (The episode with mermaid man's belt)

i love that quote, too!
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FOP_fan17
[12]Feb 26, 2009
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"Well this one's on the HOUSE!" *Throws pizza at fish guy.* -Pizza Delivery
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whizkid777
[13]Feb 27, 2009
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I don't know who Sqquidward is, but if you meant Squidward, I'd say...

"You quarter wit, haha, quarter wit, it's less than half...(looks at Mr. Krabs, who doesn't laugh, and frowns.)

[Atlantis SquarePantis]
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FOP_fan17
[14]Feb 27, 2009
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Mr. Krabs: Let me see your tentacles!
Squidward: You wanna see them? Here here! *Squeezes Mr. Krab's eyes.* (I forget the episode, the one with Mr. Krab's first dime.*

Squidward: I told you I'm claustrophobic!
Patrick: Nice try Squidward, but there are no Santa Clauses in here!
Squidward: PATRICK!
-Wishing You Well
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whizkid777
[15]Feb 27, 2009
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FOP_fan17 wrote:

Mr. Krabs: Let me see your tentacles!
Squidward: You wanna see them? Here here! *Squeezes Mr. Krab's eyes.* (I forget the episode, the one with Mr. Krab's first dime.*

Can You Spare A Dime?
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FOP_fan17
[16]Feb 28, 2009
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^Thanks!
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terminoob
[17]Feb 28, 2009
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"Welcome to the Krusty Krab, where it's as if the evolutionary clock ticks backwards"

"I need to fire my therapist"
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ultimatekey
[18]Feb 28, 2009
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"Another day, Another migraine."
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JellyFishJammer
[19]Feb 28, 2009
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ultimatekey wrote:

"Another day, Another migraine."

"hahaha, mi...[on time percentage: 12%]....grane, hahaha" lol
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chentalsong
[20]Feb 28, 2009
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Spongebob: Together forever.
Squidward: Misery!
(Squidbob TentaclePants)
Spongebob: Squidward, all these construction sounds are preventing me from working!
Squidward: (standing there) Me too.
Spongebob: Shouldn't we go out and investigate?
Squidward: Never.
(Penny Foolish)
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chentalsong

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chentalsong

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terminoob

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