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spongebobfan200
[101]Jul 19, 2010
member since: 09/11/07
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His IQ on driving knowledge was erased by Patrick.

How come Sandy doesn't appear often.
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LukeJames525
[102]Jul 21, 2010
member since: 05/24/09
level: 19
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posts: 1,226
She's on vacation.

How does Mr.Krabs get away with barely paying Spongebob or Squidward anything?
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spongebobfan200
[103]Jul 21, 2010
member since: 09/11/07
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He's an epic fail.

How come Patrick lives under a rock?
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ultimatekey
[104]Jul 23, 2010
member since: 07/11/08
level: 22
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Its the cheapest place where he could live since he doesn't have a job

Why doesn't he have a job?
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LukeJames525
[105]Jul 23, 2010
member since: 05/24/09
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He dropped out of high school.

Why did Spongebob not go to college?
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loey12886
[106]Jul 24, 2010
member since: 07/30/06
level: 10
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posts: 1,208
Because he was having to much fun annoying Squideward

why does Sandy live under water if she can't be under there?
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woahwoah678
[107]Aug 5, 2010
member since: 02/27/09
level: 28
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posts: 804
It was a tornado in Texas and they sent her in a rocket to the Bikini Bottom.

How was Spongebob born?
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CDCB
[108]Sep 17, 2010
member since: 12/27/08
level: 34
rank: Wardrobe Malfunction
posts: 1,952
His parents built him out of a mango stand and 38 staplers.

Why did SpongeBob put rivets on Sandy's nose?
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Rosspel
[109]Sep 27, 2010
member since: 08/15/10
level: 9
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posts: 294
Because he wanted to.

Why did Patrick put a wig on his armpit?
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CDCB
[110]Sep 27, 2010
member since: 12/27/08
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He was losing armpit hair and wanted to hide it.

Why does Plankton change sizes throughout the series?
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YellowRaven2715
[111]Feb 1, 2013
member since: 11/26/11
level: 7
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posts: 313
Because he gets insulted by beautiful girls.

Why is Squidward so ugly?
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AcidicDragon
[112]Feb 9, 2013
member since: 02/09/13
level: 2
rank: Sweat Hog
posts: 28
Because fuck it.

Why is SpongeBob square?
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YellowRaven2715
[113]Feb 15, 2013
member since: 11/26/11
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Because he is square.

Why didn't Squidward commit suicide in the episode "Are You Happy Now?"
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