SpongeBob SquarePants: Ask a stupid Spongebob question and get a dumb answer

Ask a stupid Spongebob question and get a dumb answer

woahwoah678
[1]Jun 29, 2010
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Okay fans,you know what to do.

Why is Mr Krabs greedy?
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doguineta
[2]Jun 29, 2010
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Because when he was a kid, a dog ate his money and his clothers, and mauled him.

Why is Spongebob squared if his parents aren't??
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italiankid5
[3]Jun 29, 2010
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Because Spongebob's mom had an affair with a block of cheese.

Why does Gary meow when he's a snail?
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spongebobfan200
[4]Jun 29, 2010
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Gary is part cat.

How come this is revived?
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The_Cartoon
[5]Jun 30, 2010
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It isn't.

Why does Squidward love Canned Bread so much?
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doguineta
[6]Jun 30, 2010
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He has a flour fetish

Why does Plankton's size change in the episdoes?
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italiankid5
[7]Jun 30, 2010
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Cause he suffers from "Krabby Patty Seperation syndrome"

Why is Pearl a whale when her father is a krab?
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doguineta
[8]Jun 30, 2010
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Krabs f**k*d a whale and Pearl is a crab on the inside.

Why does Patrick never wear a shirt?
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spongebobfan200
[9]Jun 30, 2010
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He uses his bare stomach for hum*ing.

Why is he stupid?
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SpongebeachBob
[10]Jun 30, 2010
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Isn't there another topic just like this one?
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woahwoah678
[11]Jul 2, 2010
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SpongebeachBob wrote:

Isn't there another topic just like this one?
Not anymore.

He had a brain transplant.

Why is Spongebob stupid in the new seasons?
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CDCB
[12]Jul 2, 2010
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He lent his brain to a flying moose.

Why does SpongeBob store cheese in his socks?
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spongebobfan200
[13]Jul 2, 2010
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It was Patrick's.

Why is Plankton so small?
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doguineta
[14]Jul 3, 2010
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He used a nuclear cell phone which minimized him.

Why isn't Squidward called just Squid or Edward?
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spongebobfan200
[15]Jul 3, 2010
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Because he isn't a vampire.

Why is Squilliam filthy......rich?
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italiankid5
[16]Jul 3, 2010
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cause he sucks eggs for money.

why does squidward's house look like a face?
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spongebobfan200
[17]Jul 3, 2010
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Your face.

How come Spongebob has a unicycle?
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doguineta
[18]Jul 3, 2010
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spongebobfan200 wrote:

Your face.

How come Spongebob has a unicycle?

YOU HAVE A UNICYLE

WHY DOES SANDY ENJOY DOING BOY STUFf?
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Zies85
[19]Jul 3, 2010
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Because that is her personality.

Why does Spongebob bother Squidward?
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spongebobfan200
[20]Jul 3, 2010
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Squidward has a rare shirt from online and Spongebob wants to sell it.

How come Spongebob picked a pineapple house?
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