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    sandyrox

    [1]May 4, 2006
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    Ok, here it goes. This is a thread where someone ask a very stupid question and then someone else gives a very stupid answer. For example:

    Q: Why is Patrick so dumb?

    A: Because he was born that way.

    Now,  I'll start:

    Q: Why does Sandy always wear that slinky bikini whenever Spongebob is in her treedome?

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    DoubleE

    [2]May 4, 2006
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    Because she does.

    Why does Squidward never improve on his clarinet?
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    sandyrox

    [3]May 4, 2006
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    A: Because of the family curse

    Q: Does Sandy ever get tired of Spongebob trying to stare at her butt?

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    Clockerevac12

    [4]May 5, 2006
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    Only On Tuesday

    Who was The New Boating Teacher in Ms.Puffs You're Fired

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    spongedude49

    [5]May 5, 2006
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    Mrs.Puff

    How large is Patrick's brain?
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    Whammy51

    [6]May 5, 2006
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    The size of a peanut.

    Why is Mr. Krabs greedy?

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    sandyrox

    [7]May 5, 2006
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    A: He makes too much money and wants more

    Q: How many times has Spongebob tried to spy on Sandy while she was in the shower?

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    TTlover

    [8]May 5, 2006
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    0.5

    What if Spongebob and Patrick ran away?

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    Sony931

    [9]May 5, 2006
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    TTlover wrote:

    0.5

    What if Spongebob and Patrick ran away?

    If Gary ran away , Spongebob & Patrick will find them , if they ran away , Sandy will kill them for not showing up for tea , if she does then you get a wild goose chase...

    Who is Bubblebath?

    Edited on 05/05/2006 11:47am
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    spongedude49

    [10]May 5, 2006
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    Bubblebass' cousin
    Who is bubblebass?
    Edited on 05/05/2006 12:23pm
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    sandyrox

    [11]May 5, 2006
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    A: A fat fish who hates Spongebob

    Q: What happened to the boyfriend Sandy had before leaving Texas?

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    1710

    [12]May 5, 2006
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    A. He drowned because he forgot his air helmet and air suit!

    Q. Why does Patrick eat so much ice cream?

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    DoubleE

    [13]May 5, 2006
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    Because Patrick eats so much icecream.

    Why does Patrick eat so much ice-cream?
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    spongedude49

    [14]May 6, 2006
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    Well, it explains the lack of brain cells.

    How many brain cells does he have?
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    kitty_girl_123

    [15]May 6, 2006
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    Three, one for talking, one for walking, one for seeing, and none for thinking.

    Why doesn't Gary have a snailfriend?
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    spongedude49

    [16]May 6, 2006
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    Jerry went off with Snellie!

    Does SpongeBob keeps his age secret?
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    Sony931

    [17]May 6, 2006
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    spongedude49 wrote:
    Jerry went off with Snellie! Does SpongeBob keeps his age secret?

    Yes... but on Wednesdays

    What's Spongebob's middle name?

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    sandyrox

    [18]May 6, 2006
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    A: Barbossa

    Q: Why did Sandy break up with the Flying Dutchman immediately after their first date?

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    Sony931

    [19]May 6, 2006
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    sandyrox wrote:

    A: Barbossa

    Q: Why did Sandy break up with the Flying Dutchman immediately after their first date?

    For three reasons...

    1. She hates green

    2. She didn't like his collection of socks

    3. The Flying Dutchman really needed someone who can shut up about those reasons!

    How many dates did Sandy do?

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    sandyrox

    [20]May 6, 2006
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    A:  Just Spongebob and the Flying Dutchman

    Q: If Spongebob and Sandy had a baby together, what would it look like?

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