SpongeBob SquarePants: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, Spongebob style

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, Spongebob style

crazy_legs_1205
[81]May 20, 2006
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A: Because SpongeBob blackmailed her with embarassing pictures of her from the Christmas party.

Q: What ever happened to Patrick's cousin Theodore?
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Sony931
[82]May 20, 2006
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crazy_legs_1205 wrote:

A: Because SpongeBob blackmailed her with embarassing pictures of her from the Christmas party. Q: What ever happened to Patrick's cousin Theodore?

The doctors had to cut them up because they were twins stuck together.
Why didn't Patrick find him?
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sandyrox
[83]May 20, 2006
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A: He was sent to the black, crushing oblivian of Davy Jones' locker
Q: What was Sandy doing in the embarassing photo from the Christmas party?
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Clockerevac12
[84]May 20, 2006
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Eating all The Doritos
Where's Gary
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sandyrox
[85]May 20, 2006
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A: He ran away to be with Sandy
Q: Why does Patrick think that Darth Vader is the Easter bunny?
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crazy_legs_1205
[86]May 20, 2006
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A: Because it said so in his fortune cookie.

Q: Why isn't mayonnaise an instrument?
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sandyrox
[87]May 20, 2006
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A: It is very hard to play.
Q: Why do Spongebob and Sandy like to listen to the Beach Boys?
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1710
[88]May 20, 2006
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A. Because they're music is a phenomenal hit.

Q. Why is SpongeBob so weak and out of shape?
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sandyrox
[89]May 20, 2006
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A: He hangs out too much with Patrick at Goofy Goober's
Q: Why won't Spongebob and Sandy let their kids watch Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?
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pink2006
[90]May 20, 2006
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because Mermaidman and Barnacleboy are old and ugly

how come Mr. Krabs and Squidward don't have boats or drive?
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sandyrox
[91]May 21, 2006
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A: They do have them, they just don't use them
Q: Why won't Sandy allow Squidward to play his clarinet when she's putting her and Spongebob's kids to bed?
Edited on 05/21/2006 6:53am
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Clockerevac12
[92]May 21, 2006
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Because Squidward hates Disco Music
Which charecter makes Bannana Man figures
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keg38671
[93]May 21, 2006
member since: 04/30/05
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I dont know

Why does spongebob have a peanut tree?

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crazy_legs_1205
[94]May 21, 2006
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He was given it as a constant reminder of what he did to Clamu.

How come SpongeBob has a MySpace account, but Sandy doesn't?
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sandyrox
[95]May 21, 2006
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A: She doesn't feel comfortable putting her picture on the internet
Q: What happened when Spongebob and Sandy went to the Star Wars convention?
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1710
[96]May 21, 2006
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A. They fought over who got to act like Darth Vader.

Q. Why did Patrick take Larry's advice and start working out and going on a diet?
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sandyrox
[97]May 21, 2006
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A: He couldn't afford gastric bypass surgery
Q: Why does Spongebob always cry at the end of King Kong?
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crazy_legs_1205
[98]May 21, 2006
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A: Because someone always leaves a bowl of onions beside him.

Q: Why did Patrick quit his job at the lipstick factory?
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sandyrox
[99]May 21, 2006
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A: He realized he was a guy
Q: Why did Spongebob take Sandy to Goofy Goober's for their first date?
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TTlover
[100]May 22, 2006
member since: 06/21/05
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Sandy is a peanut.
How much debt is Mr. Krabs in?
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