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    crazy_legs_1205

    [161]May 27, 2006
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    A: She put too much sugar in her Texas tea and cookies.

    Q: Who taught SB the bubble-blowing technique?
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    sandyrox

    [162]May 27, 2006
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    A: His dad

    Q: Why does Squidward always insult the customers at the Krusty Krab?

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    spongebob1776

    [163]May 27, 2006
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    A: He hates his job.

    Q: How old are Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

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    sandyrox

    [164]May 27, 2006
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    A: 900 years

    Q: Why does Sandy get mad if Spongebob stays too long at Goofy Goober's?

    Edited on 05/27/2006 12:39pm
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    spongebob1776

    [165]May 27, 2006
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    A: She hates Goofy Goober.

    Q: Will Patrick ever get smarter?

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    sandyrox

    [166]May 27, 2006
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    A: No

    Q: Why does Sandy hate Goofy Goober's?

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [167]May 27, 2006
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    A: It's where she had a very embarrassing first date.

    Q: What happened on that date?
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    sandyrox

    [168]May 27, 2006
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    A: Spongebob passed gas

    Q: Why did Sandy invent a helmet that lets you talk to nuts?

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    spongebob1776

    [169]May 28, 2006
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    A: Because nuts are inanimate objects.

    Q: Why are all squids so miserable?

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    FullHouseFan192

    [170]May 28, 2006
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    BECAUSE their parents stay with them there whole lives


    why are the meirmaidman and barnicle boy fan club members such dorks?
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    sandyrox

    [171]May 28, 2006
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    A: They just are

    Q: What happened when Spongebob and Sandy became king and queen of Bikini Bottom?

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [172]May 28, 2006
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    A: King Neptune was angered and forced them to abdicate.

    Q: Who won the First Annual Bikini Bottom 168-hour "Dance the Week Away" dance marathon contest?
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    sandyrox

    [173]May 28, 2006
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    A: Sandy

    Q: What song did she dance to?

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    spongebob1776

    [174]May 28, 2006
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    A: The muffin man song

    Q: Why is there a cursing Spongebob episode if this show is for kids?

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [175]May 28, 2006
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    A: To teach them to watch their mouths. (If only it would also teach little to kids to shut up once in a while.)

    Q: Why isn't the show in black and white?
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    sandyrox

    [176]May 28, 2006
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    A: Because it's a recent show

    Q: How does Sandy keep her tail so nice and fluffy while underwater?

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [177]May 28, 2006
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    A: It's a fake tail.

    Q: What happened to her real tail?
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    sandyrox

    [178]May 28, 2006
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    A: Her brother cut it off

    Q: Why did he do this?

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [179]May 28, 2006
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    A: Two words. Sibling rivalry.

    Q: Who owns Mr. Puff?
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    sandyrox

    [180]May 28, 2006
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    A: King Neptune

    Q: Why did  four policefish come and arrest Mr. Krabs?

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